Cardinals to hire Kliff Kingsbury

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  6. Cornelius Suttree

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    Looks like they might top last year's win total by 1 game given their remaining schedule

    Guess Murray has shown much more promise than I realized
     
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    3 weeks ago the answer would have been a lot more excited. Murray’s regressed lately and the defense is so useless as to provide nothing at all. There are good things in what they have done from a historically awful offense to an average one, but it’s all crap because the same fat, bald, drunken clown Keim is pulling the strings.
     
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    Shoutout to me for saying Holly is disgusting for years!
     
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    they went 3-13 last year. This year they are 3-8-1 I guess if they win out they’ll be a lot better but that seems unlikely. At most they might have one more win but they’ll probably just be a tie better.
     
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    ^ jealous ex
     
  11. ShuPoor

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    There is extra context beyond just the record that Cardinals fans should feel better about the current track. They were 3-13 with a historically bad offense. Their current offense is showing real signs of life while breaking in a bunch of rookies, including a rookie HC with no prior NFL experience.
     
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    Anecdotal example shield engaged : my son is a lifelong Arizona Cardinals fan who probably hasn’t missed a game in 15 years. He is feels no better about this team than last years. The team is regressing.
     
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    Football Outsiders has the Cardinals with the 24th best passing O and 2nd best rush O. That's with Murray as their leading rusher

    Weird
     
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    As the NLU guys said, she’s aging like a fine gas station zin.
     
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    He's prominently featured in the Showtime documentary series Action (4 part series on sports gambling) and he's pretty much your typical fast talking scumbag tout.
     
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    Just watched a “truth about holly sonders” news video and she’s a big trump guy
     
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    Looks like she’s had some surgery
     
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    Plastic surgery out front shoulda told ya.
     
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    So what did Vegas Dave's dad do that he is squandering?
     
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    Holy body dysmorphia
     
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    Someone should tell her we can see her boobs.
     
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    his lawyer’s name is God?

     
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    How on earth did he get off with no jail time?
     
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    Money
     
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    Don’t think she’s concerned after the photo “leak” where could see a lot more than that. Setting the over/under on the start of her porn career at 5 years.
     
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    You mean the ones with her fingers knuckle deep in her own asshole?
     
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    indeed!
     
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    I’m going to need to see these to ensure your credibility as a poster
     
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    Congrats to the happy couple

     
  36. CUgator

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    The only logic is she is stripper level trash with borderline model level looks, and she’s just reverting to her natural state. And that money thing.
     
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    She knows how to pick em.

    more noodz please
     
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    I mean, of all the fappening nudes out there, hers are definitely the 'classiest '
     
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    He says he makes millions of dollars a month
     
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    She used to be good looking.
     
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    How does he do it????

     
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    Born and raised in Marysville, Ohio then attended Michigan State. She's trash that elevated herself for a brief period then reverted. I think you nailed it.
     
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    Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug
     
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    are we doing the thing where we pretend like she’s ugly now
     
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    She’s fake
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

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    lol
     
  50. Bruce Wayne

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    Wow they seem so genuine
     
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