Cardinals to hire Kliff Kingsbury

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  1. Fudd Gates

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    I feel like Vegas Dave would quickly be wearing Kool Aid lipstick in prison.
     
  2. The B1G Kucktis

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    Said she won something like $130K and posted a photoshopped screenshot from 5Dimes. She got called out in the comments and just kept spinning it like Vegas Dave is legitimate and he works hard, blah blah.
     
  3. devine

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    Still don’t understand how you go from kliff to that.

    Or why kliff ever decided on her. He could get anyone he wants
     
  4. buy_dont_lease

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    No matter what he does, there's no way he can get Taques.
     
  5. dblplay1212

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    Didn't say she won, said someone else won and sent them the ticket. It was 15k to win like 175k or something like that on a 2 teamer. One was Titans +400 to win iirc. No clue on the photoshopped part. I mean plenty of people win on his picks. He's not wrong all the time. Did someone really bet $15k on his picks? Probably not.

    If you watch Action, it shows he has a ton of people paying for his picks. He made like $200k in a day. Maybe that was bullshit but it would be extremely hard to fake. The camera was rolling as emails were coming in and you could see his account balance increasing with every email. Now I think people are insane for following his picks but he nailed a few longshot a few years ago and degenerates want to believe.

    But watching him compared to the other guys is pretty funny. He just rolls out of bed and goes with his gut feeling while the math genius guys are working 20 hour days to create their own spreadhseets and algorithms to gain a 3% advantage on the book.
     
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    You haven’t seen taques after a few martinis!
     
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    Lmao you’re such a mouth breathing moron
     
  8. bigred77

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    It was an arranged relationship to cover for kliff
     
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  9. The B1G Kucktis

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    We’re having a laugh and you just can’t help yourself. Creating accounts with other people’s social security numbers is the sign of an honest man who goes with his gut!
     
  10. JGator1

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    Every tout is a lowlife scam artist. Steve Stevens is another scumbag who somehow had a show on CNBC a few years ago that was hilariously terrible.
     
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    Oh no, he sucks. Sorry if anything I said came across any other way.

    When I say going with his gut, I meant just pulling shit out of thin air. That doesn't work in the long run in that business. He didn't seem to put any effort into it. Meanwhile the guys that are actually good at it were putting in tons of time looking for the slightest advantage they could get. One guy analyzed date for 18-20 hours a day and then played 5,000 teams in daily fantasy every weekend. He could find a small advantage and the more teams he played the more likely his advantage would play out.

    Seriously though, watch that doc. It's only 3 episodes iirc. His parents bailed him out multiple times for a total of $700k bc he was so bad at gambling but couldn't stop. He turned to selling picks and somehow talks people into paying for them. My takeaway was he was a used car salesman preying on degenerates and making a lot of money doing it.
     
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  12. The B1G Kucktis

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    I will, admittedly don’t know that much detail about the business and I can handle three episodes.
     
  13. Jax Teller

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    Hard to do now when he has to stay out of sports books for 3 years right?
     
  14. devine

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    He makes his money off of people paying for his picks I guess
     
  15. dblplay1212

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    They explain it at all. My wife knows nothing about it and she enjoyed it.
     
  16. ButchCassidy

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    She’d be fun for a while, she’s definitely a freak.
     
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  18. devine

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    20-1 in the last 21 days lmfao

     
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  21. NineteenNine

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    This one is particularly funny to me.
     
  22. devine

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  23. RockHardEnis39

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    The replies to this are great
     
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    I can’t get enough of this
     
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    :roll: I love this guys idiocy
     
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  26. Daddy Rabbit

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  27. dblplay1212

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    A person with a $1k bankroll

    Won $180
    Lost $220
    Lost $48

    Not counting the juice
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    I take that back, they didnt win $180 bc the 9ers were 7 point faves and he bet the ML so the payout was much less than that. May have won $50 idk.
     
  29. devine

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    I just retired after hitting 10 parlays

     
  30. RockHardEnis39

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    Does that say 5'6" 220lb?
     
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    He’s at the stage where he’s blaming his “haters.”


    Good to see him reach full on Ron Savage status
     
  32. devine

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    In an Instagram story he confirmed holly likes it in the butt
     
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    Fappening pics gave that away big time
     
  34. Thoros of Beer

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    Idk he seems legit
     
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    Her finger was probably bigger
     
  36. Killy Me Please

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    Danica Patrick isn't fucking 5-8 and is way older.
     
  37. NP13

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    Does that last name look like it says Patrick?

    No, no it doesn't.
     
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  38. Killy Me Please

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    Yeah I was wondering if Patrick wasnt her real name. The pic doesn't even look like her. Just some hoochie that would be associated with Vegas Dave types
     
  39. devine

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  41. blotter

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    I keep opening this thread forgetting about the subject change

    All-time morons like Ronald and this guy don't move the needle for me =/

    Good luck to everyone
     
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    Does Stripper Holly Sonders move your needle?
     
  43. devine

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  44. devine

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    This guy and Ronald aren’t even remotely similar. This guy is a legit scam artist scamming people for millions of dollars
     
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  46. The B1G Kucktis

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    They’re sociopaths
     
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    She’s gonna piss on him, isn’t she?
     
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  49. Jax Teller

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    The fact that he's courtside for that is just maddening.
     
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    Is something wrong with his legs?