Cardinals to hire Kliff Kingsbury

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  1. Vinegar Strokes

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    How does he have all this money?
     
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  2. devine

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    They’re very short
     
  3. BudKilmer

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    :roll: what a douchebag
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

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    not for someone 5’1”
     
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    He talks a good game and people are dumb enough to give him money for picks.
     
  6. ButchCassidy

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    Does he have any super bowl picks for us? Asking for a friend.
     
  7. devine

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    Pay $500 and get his super bowl whales!
     
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    Got his noteriety by hitting some futures bets (very likely he bet on a bunch of different teams) and is a good salesman (can confidently spew bullshit). His parents have bailed out multiple times and unfortunately now people pay him for plays. Watch the Showtime show "Action" for the full details.
     
  9. Fudd Gates

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    Head coach Kliff Kingsbury:

    - devastatingly handsome
    - 6’3”
    - former NFL qb
    - makes millions of dollars legally in a sustainable profession
    - 3rd leg
    - universally beloved by all except ttu fans

    Dave Oanacea:

    - 5’2” in shoes
    - doesn’t even lift
    - ambiguously has millions of dollars through unscrupulous means
    - various federal agencies are currently building a case
    - small weiner
    - looks like a garden gnome
     
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  10. devine

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    Give me the second guy lol
     
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    NSFW

     
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  13. Corky Bucek

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    :roll: at people actually believing this shit.
     
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    I’m 67-0 in my last 44 bets
     
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  15. popnfresh

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    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT!?!
     
  16. NineteenNine

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    Is this a hostage video?
     
  17. devine

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    I’m 10-0 in my last 10 whales that have hit
     
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    shut up and take my money

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  19. devine

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    19/19 how the f does he do it??

     
  20. devine

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    What the fuck

     
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    I'm still trying to figure out how this guy has the money to even visit the places he posts about
     
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  23. Killy Me Please

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    So much Photoshop. Yet such dirty socks.
     
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    Yes his whales always hit
     
  25. beerme

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    He hits so many whales he’s wanted by PETA
     
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  26. The B1G Kucktis

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    Hey man, only Vegas Dave was able to see Iowa hasn’t lost at home since November!
     
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  28. killerwvu

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    How the fuck does he do it???
     
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  29. Fudd Gates

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    magnets
     
  30. devine

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  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  32. devine

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    Lmao apparently her and vegas Dave dont follow each other anymore
     
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  33. Taques

    Taques the new york ass times
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    if this love cant last, what hope do any of us have?
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    I guess they don’t go together like pizza and Anal
     
  35. The B1G Kucktis

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    Came crawling back to Kliff

    Vegas Dave, how does he do it!?!?
     
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  36. devine

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    Just when I was starting to believe in something
     
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  37. kezarmyaj

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    the whales finally dried up :tebow:
     
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  38. bigred77

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    I knew love wasn't a real thing
     
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