Cat Owners of TMB Thread - :3

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Idontevenlift, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    What kind of cats do you guys have?

    I have one. His name is Kitten. We call him Mitten. He's 1.5 year old Maine Coon mix with something else. He bites to communicate and is made of liquid. Weighs 19lbs at last vet appt. 5 months ago.
     
  2. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I have 3. Sam, Meg, and Kitteh. They are outside cats since I live in the country and I don't know what kinds they are.
     
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  3. Corch

    Corch Hmm surprised you didn't know that
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    Cats are stupid. You are dumb if you own a cat.
     
  4. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Fuck you
     
  5. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Die in an AIDS fire you.

    :dealwithit:
     
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  6. Pokes

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    Should change the thread title to "the official mainboard fags with cats club" IMO.
     
  7. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Do they bring shit they kill up to your door?
     
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  8. gamecockdoc

    gamecockdoc Physician on Duty
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  9. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    Didn't aero already start the thread for the gays?
     
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  10. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    I like women.
     
  11. gamecockdoc

    gamecockdoc Physician on Duty
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  12. ryno23

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    like a boss

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  13. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    oh yeah all the time. birds, rabbits, and mice for the most part
     
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  14. H/T

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    GF has a cat that is now my responsibility as well. Hated cats at first, have grown to enjoy the little thing. Small tiger cat, will bite you and then lick where she bit. Reminds me of the sour patch commercials.
     
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  15. oldberg

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    fuck in the house cats though
     
  16. sally2dicks

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    That's my cat. She's fucking cute, but I'd rather have the beer.

    EDIT: Holy fucking size.

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  17. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Mine hasn't gone outside much. He spends his days plotting his escape. Usually ends up running into my foot when I come home from work.
     
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  18. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother thank you, I will drink until next morning
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    I have a six year old cat named Aggie that I call Retard because she has Downs syndrome

    she's completely retarded, is chubby and a little runt (weighs 7 pounds but somehow looks fat), lacks grace, intelligence or anything you would normally expect from a cat.

    then we have this 6 month old kitten that the gf begged to rescue from her family's farm in Nebraska over Thanksgiving (someone abandoned two of them and they were living under the deck). Her name is Penelope, or Penny, and she's pretty legit, loves people and is the polar opposite of Retard as far as cat-like abilities go...unfortunately she's in heat right now and doesn't get spayed until Feb 27, so right now she spends a lot of her time wandering around the apartment trying to get some dick

    however no one will probably touch EMAW FC who keeps a live puma in his house
     
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  19. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Give her the D

    Edit:

    Seriously though how cool would half human/half cat be
     
  20. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    nice touch taking the wedding ring off while giving cunnilingus to your well-positioned cat
     
  21. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Love the thread.

    Here's a great article you guys should check out.
     
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  22. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    You can milk anything with nipples
     
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  23. H/T

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    Enjoy cat people of tmb.... I bring you my gf's cat Peanut.

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  24. polo is for poors

    polo is for poors Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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    My wife brought a Maine Coon into our marriage. 8 years old. Extremely smart, but a bit of a tard who is pigeon toed when she sits. Her name is Wynx. [​IMG]
     
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  25. Joe Withabee

    Joe Withabee Rock that Scoober
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    Sooo why don't you just call her Aggie?
     
  26. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    Every MC i have seen has that similar marking on their forehead.

    Here is my cat at 3 months old.
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  27. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    because its fucking retarded
     
  28. Geordi La Forge

    Geordi La Forge Unsung hero

    The only cats we should be talking about today are the kind that end with fish
     
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  29. Joe Withabee

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    ...Exactly
     
  30. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  31. kslim

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    does she sneak into your house after getting live at da club and eat all of your food?
     
  32. NinjaRXA

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  33. BlazingRebel

    BlazingRebel Dog Crew Founder Migraine Connoisseur
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  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Get in here Fudd you cat loving faggot
     
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  35. Fudd Bezos

    Fudd Bezos On my way to fuck your bitch
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    I'm just trying to find out why the GOAT thread icon is being used for this thread?
     
  36. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    Im looking into adopting a siberian cat.
     
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  37. ShuPoor

    ShuPoor My life for comrade Britney
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    I honestly can't tell if OP really has a cat or this is just a big performance art piece. I have 2 cats and a dog. I only like the dog and one of the cats.
     
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  38. TC

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    I don't have a cat. But I like cats so I'm in this thread

    sally2dicks that cat in a box of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale :lovelove:
     
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  39. Dr. Jan Itor

    Dr. Jan Itor I throb for COB #TeamOutlaw

    take this gay cat loving shit to reddit
     
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  40. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj poodle of mud
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    I have a 15 lb orange tomcat. parents found him a few years ago and they couldnt find the owner so I took him in. think he is around 8 or 9.

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  41. bertwing

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    YOU GUYS OWN CATS BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY PUSSY YOU'LL EVER TOUCH

    /swish
     
  42. ShuPoor

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    no u
     
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  43. Pokes

    Pokes That's the way baseball go
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    I don't know if I hate cats or cat people more.
     
  44. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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    what is reddit
     
  45. brolift

    brolift Treated you like a dog? treat them like a pole
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  46. soulfly

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    My cat was pretty badass. He lived for 17 years in coyote and hawk country. Never saw another cat (neighbors had several) make it more than a couple of years.

    I like certain cats because they're independent, take care of themselves, and don't need constant attention. Pet the fucking thing for like 10 minutes and that thing is good to go. I'm not looking for an animal that loves me unconditionally and will do whatever I tell it. Dog lovers are just mad they can't get a cat to lick peanut butter off their balls.
     
  47. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    This thread has already summed up cats perfectly.

    Oh how they love boxes and lying on open computers.
     
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  48. ryno23

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  49. timo

    timo What is the cost of lies?
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    thread needs a fat calico.
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