Cat Owners of TMB Thread - :3

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  1. TC

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    When I was little my parents would tell me to stop "terrorizing" the cats. I was like "but I just want him to pull him out from under the couch so I can pet him!"
     
  2. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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  3. mc415

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    Funny thing the more my son fucks with him the more he comes around for the attention, he swats him but with no claws out so I assume they all having a good time
     
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  4. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    your cat is a sadist
     
  5. Jc6

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    We had to put Binkers down last week. She was 17 years old.

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  6. SugarShaun

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    Sorry to hear that man
     
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  7. DriveByBBQ

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    Any recs for on boarding a puppy? We’ve got two cats and i don’t want them to feel pushed out by the new pup.
     
  8. Zebbie

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    dammit, sorry man :tebow:
     
  9. Zebbie

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    slow introductions usually - just don’t rush it...they’ll probably have to pop the puppy a few times on the snout too
     
  10. AIP

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    this is what happens

    Sally plays rough, he cries 10 minutes he is back for more
     
  11. Zebbie

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    :roll:
     
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  12. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Damn, so sorry to hear this. It’s obvious Binkers was a great one.
     
  13. ryno23

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    Sorry to hear about Binkers
     
  14. TC

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    Come over here and say that shit to my

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    FAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. soulfly

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  16. DriveByBBQ

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    condolences, looks like she was a solid cat.
     
  17. Zebbie

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    :ded:
     
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  18. Tex

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    Sorry. Looks like a good kitty
     
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  19. Lucky24Seven

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    My cat has developed a pissing issue. She will shit in her litter box but has no desire to piss anywhere but on the door to my garage in a corner. The main litter box is no more than 2 feet away from where she is pissing and I have a total of 4 litter boxes in the house. Help
     
  20. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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    Has anything in the house changed?
     
  21. Houndster

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    Can you keep her out of the room that leads to the garage?
     
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  22. Lucky24Seven

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    Unfortunately not.
     
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  23. jbr

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    Welcome to the club. I have a cat that hasn’t peed in a litter box for 10 years. Thankfully she does 90% of her pissing on all the fucking puppy pads we lay out for her.

    I’m not gonna lie, she won’t be missed (that much) when the good cat lord comes for her.
     
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  24. Lucky24Seven

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    The thing that gets me is she does use the litter box to piss, sometimes. My brother lives with me and he got a cat that I fucking hate. It was a feral barn cat that does nothing but fight my cat and if I were a betting man, I’d put money on that bastard being the reason for the accidents. I’ve seen the mother fucker attacking my cat when she’s in the box. His cat was fixed, but it took him forever to do it.
     
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  25. chuckles

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    Jello checking in

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  26. Owsley

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    Do you have multiple litter boxes for them?
     
  27. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Multiple boxes are a must. Even for one cat.
     
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  28. Lucky24Seven

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    Got 4 of them
     
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  29. Lucky24Seven

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    Little Miss Piss

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  30. blotter

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    Keeping a spayed barn cat inside probably for the next 10 days or more depending on the weather and early returns are not looking great on her using the only liter box I have

    The mostly house cat took to the box so quickly I cant remember if I did anything besides draw her attention to it initially
     
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  31. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  32. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    girlfriend's cat was 7 years old

    He hadn't been eating as much recently and was peeing a lot but otherwise acts 100% normally. She takes him into the vet, he has liver failure and intense diabetes. Hospitalization would have cost $2k at least and there were no guarantees. Even if he did make it, quality of life would be an issue and it would be incredibly expensive. She ended up deciding to put him down later that night (tonight). I was there and it was really hard, he was a great cat. It was unbelievably tough, it was just so sudden.

    Luxx was an A+ cat. He was incredibly vocal (in a good way), goofy, always down to be pet, loved cat treats, loved for us to wake up so he could play, etc. Rest in peace buddy

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  33. mc415

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    RIP sorry to hear
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    Sorry man, that’s awful.

    She made a tough call but probably the right one. Making him continue to have poor quality of life would be selfish.
     
  35. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Fuck. So sorry to hear that.
     
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  36. Nandor the Relentless

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    RIP Luxx, you sounded like a very good boy.

    My cats are starting to get up there in age with them all being 10+ years old. I’m going to be a wreck over it sometime in the next few years.
     
  37. Tex

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  38. soulfly

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    I keep pretending I want my cat to die so that I can travel. But reality is, I love this idiot. My buddy got divorced and he’s holed up at my place with his adhd of a dog; it snapped at my cat and I was ready to boot its brain into the fence
     
  39. TC

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    Love these type of cats :tebow:
     
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  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    Yes, it's like you get the best of both dogs and cats that way.
     
  41. Andy Reocho

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    Nap time in the Ocho house

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  42. mc415

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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    I like when they fold their paws under like this

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  44. Joe_Pesci

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  45. jbr

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    My house pissing cat decided to pee on our bed tonight. That may be the last straw.
     
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  46. Zebbie

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    One of mine decided to barf on my bed sometime last summer, so they’re banned from my room or my son’s room now
     
  47. Why?Pokes

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    Took our unfailingly friendly cat to the vet for his yearlies this am—pissed all over me, his carrier, the car, and the doc. Good times. :beerchug:
     
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  48. jbr

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    Quarantine cat
     
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  49. AptosDuck

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    Had one of those many years ago. He'd regularly pee in the hallway outside our bedroom at 2am. Realized after a while that he had no depth perception, so he couldn't leap off of the roof onto the fence to get down to the ground (he could climb the fence and jump onto the roof and into the bedroom window just fine). Found out that he'd been shitting on the corner of the roof furthest away from our window. So I built a catwalk along the side of the house for him, with a platform for him to jump off of about 3 feet off the ground so the local ground varmints wouldn't climb on the roof and into our window. Worked like a charm.

    But, for a while before we figured out what the problem was, I was ready to strangle the little fucker
     
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  50. Owsley

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    Fucking pollen. The porch was spotless earlier in the week after a deep clean.
     
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