Cat Owners of TMB Thread

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  1. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    Wife and i sitting there watching tv, then just a blur appears then BANG on the table. Roscoe damn fell from our 2nd floor overlook into our living room. Took off running once he hit the ground. Seems fine. not tender anywhere and he’s moving perfectly fine.
     
  2. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Cats gonna cat.
     
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  3. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    longing for the outside and no blinds are safe with his ass either.
     
  4. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Pancho got a bandana and shockingly, he doesn’t hate it.
     
  5. soulfly

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  6. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Ha, bow ties are a bridge too far. I drunkenly bought this at a concert last weekend :laugh:
     
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  7. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    A transformer blew like half an hour ago and Bryant patrolled the house and has been standing guard in my wife’s office
     

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  8. Boom TittyMilk

    Boom TittyMilk User Formerly known as Big R
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    He has not moved much today

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  9. Tex

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    Well what are you eating?
     
  10. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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  11. Tex

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  12. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    It’s the most wonderful time of the (indoor cat) year…open window season.
     
  13. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Man, I leave my screened in porch door cracked and Maddie will stay out there all day long.
     
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  14. jbr

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    I left a bag of dry food in the carport for a few days and it looks like some critters munched a corner of the bag/some food. Safe to keep for the cats or do I have to throw it away?
     
  15. timo

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    I would toss it.
     
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  16. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    It’s probably fine but I wouldn’t fault you for tossing it.
     
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  17. Hokeamania

    Hokeamania New username needed.
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    As we approach 12 weeks old, that kitten has learned to: (1) turn on the faucet and play messily in the water; (2) hide under the bed and attack legs; and (3) hide in a basket and attack legs. And it never gets old. Kudos to the designer of kittens for including razor blades on their hands at no extra cost.

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  18. jbr

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    Stu gets a little excited for our lunchtime nap
     
  19. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    This cat has the appearance of a good friend
     
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  20. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    So we decided to start fostering cats…

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  21. jbr

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  22. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    3 cats in 1200 sf is plenty right now :laugh:
     
  23. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Got home from little league and my (wife’s) house peeing cat peed all over my kids schoolwork on the kitchen island. It’s to the point where we can’t keep anything out within her reach. My old lady is pretty close to taking her to the humane society. I’m at my wits end with this shit.
     
  24. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    did your wife get it prior to the kids?
     
  25. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    Yes, the cat is probably 12 years old and she’s been peeing out of the litter box all 12 years. I live in cat piss prison.
     
  26. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    - All doors stay closed in my house so she can’t get in to pee.
    - Nothing can be left on the floor or she will pee on it.
    - She pees in floor vents, on bathroom mats, and in showers.
    - We have puppy pads in 8 corners of rooms where she pees.
    - Every morning we play the “where did she pee overnight” game.
    - She’s caused probably $20k in damages to floors, vents, etc.
    - Best part…she uses the litter box during the day when people are around/awake.

    I’m an animal lover that doesn’t want anything to progress, but I’m getting close to losing my shit. My whole house is run by a fucking behaviorally challenger cat.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That cat would be living the rest of its natural life locked in a room. We relegated one of our cats to a bedroom/bathroom for about six months because she kept peeing on the stairs.
     
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  28. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i've watched this video 50 times. i hesitated about posting but whatever

     
  29. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    indoor/outdoor seems like the way, if you can do it

    unless i misunderstand what's happening :idk:
     
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  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Is there a cat-sitting app that anyone is currently happy with? I don't own a cat but have a friend that wants to develop a cat-sitting app because she believes there is a hole in the market.

    Scale of 1-10 how dumb is this.....or is it actually a headache to find someone trustworthy to cat-sit when you go on vacation?
     
  31. Butthead

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    if there are other cat smells in the cat-sitting area, she's probably going to have to deal with cat piss. i'm guessing someone else has figured this out though

    it seems like some neutered males will just spray randomly too
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea, she's a big cat person - the logistic side separate, was wondering if there are any companies cat owners are actually happy with at current or if it's always a nightmare.
     
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  33. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    The litter box user
     
  34. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Just load up with food and have someone check on it every few days and re-up the food, clean out the shitter, and pet them for a bit :idk:
     
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  35. —

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    The thing is that cats are so easy to deal with when you are out of town. Most people have at least a few friends/family members they are willing to ask to come by once every day or two. It’s not like a dog where they need attention multiple times a day or else.
     
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  36. Hokeamania

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    Note to self: kittens want attention even when you're on conference calls.

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  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Nice living room
     
  38. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    One of my friends was out of town for a week and they paid me like $200 for the week to come over once a day to replenish food and water, clean the litter box, and show their two cats some attention if they wanted it. It was p nice. Cats mostly wanted to be left alone but one let me pet them once near the end. Like most cats I’ve been around, they don’t much like strangers but the one probably just got used to me being around and trying to pet it that it decided to stop plotting to kill me.
     
  39. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Lol they never stop doing this
     
  40. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    This little rat bastard shitbag won’t use a litter box, but she is the sweetest, most terrified, loyal cat in the world
     
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  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Seems like a good friend
     
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  42. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Our dilute tortie is the exact same except for the litter box deal. And she couldn’t care less about my wife.
     
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  43. jbr

    jbr Well-Hung Member
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    These are my wife’s cats, but they would both push her in the fire to save me. I guess I’m just a pussy magnet.
     
  44. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    He hasn’t used this in a couple years but today it was very windy so Bryant used his little bed in my wife’s office.

    Walking through IKEA when we were buying our house, we saw this doll bed and bought it thinking it was perfect size for him
     

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  45. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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  46. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    My fatass, beautiful purrito
     
  47. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    5% chance of your hand being grabbed, kicked, and bit there
     
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  48. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    It’s 100%. It sucks too because her belly is real cute and soft and she’s always showing it off, but if a hand goes in there all the sharp bits immediately attack.
     
  49. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Ever try the sneak attack of pet the head area with left hand, then try to sneak in right for the fluff?
     
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  50. fuxstockings

    fuxstockings Wayne Tinkle and the Beavers
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    I have and at best it gives me 0.5 seconds.