CHAMPS XVII

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Tiffin, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    Throw money at Chip Long and call it a day.
     
  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I make more aioli in a week than you do in a year

    You gotta buy under the “We Made Too Much” heading. No returns but absolutely worth every penny.
     
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  3. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia I'm not superstitious but I'm a little-stitious
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    dropped in to see your asst coach chatter but since I'm here - bonobos jeans, saints polo, fleur de lis socks, company logo north face jacket, and
     
  4. Tiffin

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    This is really the only satisfactory answer. I'd say Freeze as a close #2, but I don't think that's a realistic option at all.
     
  5. i am a bammer

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    Interesting they didn't list any NFL guys, it's not like that would be unprecedented.
     
  6. Tiffin

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    Freddie Kitchens to Bama OC
     
  7. Juicy Locke

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    Reier says his wife is from Chicago and loves ND. That could be an issue in getting him. Freeze is the only other one I’d want and I don’t see him leaving after Liberty took a chance on him. I hope this doesn’t blow up in our face.
     
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  8. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    House slippers
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  9. Scott Van Pelt

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    Fuck you
     
  10. Drown ‘Em

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    It’s all fun and games until someone gets dbl going again...
     
  11. Crepeswithasmile

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    if we get butch jones ill fuck myself with a chainsaw.
     
  12. Tiffin

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    Can we get that double sided chainsaw?
     
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  13. Scott Van Pelt

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    Could I borrow it once you're finished?
     
  14. Crepeswithasmile

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    are you saying you'd join me in a Requiem for a Dream style chainsaw fucking? :blush:
     
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  15. Z

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    Give me Chip Long as OC, the Memphis oline coach, and Lance Taylor, and I'll be satisfied on the offensive side of the ball. Go ahead and use the other offensive assistant on that side as well, and hire a minority.
     
  16. Juicy Locke

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    Lance Taylor is such a downgrade from Gattis.
     
  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    I don't know anything about Taylor, why is he such a hot name in this thread for the WR job? haven't the Carolina WR's sucked a bag of dicks the last few years?
     
  18. Z

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    Tosh supposed to go in-home with To'oto'o early next week. Makes me think he's staying.
     
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  19. Tiffin

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    Sure but Gattis has been wanting to be OC since before he came here. Seems like that wasn't an option either.
     
  20. Tiffin

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    I really don't know shit about Taylor but I hope he just needs to come back to Bama to turn into a machine. Sounds like he at least has some HS connections I guess idk.
     
  21. Juicy Locke

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    Yea I know we couldn’t keep Gattis. I just think we can do much better than Lance Taylor. Seems his main qualification for the job is that he played at Alabama. That’s not good enough.
     
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  22. Z

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    I mean his resume isn't bad at all. NFL WRs coach for a couple of years, offensive assistant at Stanford for 3-4 years. I think he'd probably be a step down from Gattis, but I'm fine with that resume.
     
  23. Tiffin

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    Yeah I don't know. I like to think you don't just get an NFL coaching job by not being at least competent, but Jeff Fisher held a much more import position for a dozen years or more, so that isn't true.

    Then again Mike Shula had Carolina humming on offense a few years ago, so weird things happen in coaching, idk.
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    I mean he was an NFL WR coach. How is that not qualified?
     
  25. Scott Van Pelt

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    Do we have any idea if Taylor can recruit? He's going to be absolutely stacked at the position for this year and likely in a great position next year, so coaching won't be a major issue early in his tenure at least
     
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  26. Rammer Jammer

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    You are missing out on some top tier comfort
     
  27. Kirk Fogg

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    Not realistic because of his past, or not realistic because you think he'd turn us down remain a "head coach"? I put that in quotes because I have to assume in the hierarchy of coaching ranks being an OC at Alabama is higher than being an HC at Liberty.
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    idk if this is good or bad for Stanford. He did get them Bryce Love.

    https://247sports.com/Coach/Lance-Taylor-3593/AllTimeRecruits/
     
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  29. Z

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  30. dblplay1212

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    2 kids from Mobile too so I assume he had that area. That's a plus.
     
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  31. Tiffin

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    More that I think the SEC/Greg Sankey won't allow it. I mean we were on Freeze immediately last year and they said no. He was supposed to be a candidate for OC at Auburn. Just seems like they're trying to blackball him
     
  32. Scott Van Pelt

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  33. Scott Van Pelt

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    Saban should tell Sankey to fuck himself and hire Hugh anyways. What the hell can they do to Saban?
     
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  34. DaveGrohl

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    I ruthlessly mock any of my friends that wear lululemon.
     
  35. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    It’s a real shame they’re attempting to slander this young man
     
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  36. TrustyPatches

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    Have they always made mens clothes? I bought a lady friend a couples pairs of yoga pants last year because that’s all her and her friends talked about. This thread is the first I’ve seen men mention their clothes.

    I’m also 37 this month and have 6 pair of vans in my closet so I doubt I qualify to discuss fashion
     
  37. Rammer Jammer

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  38. Rammer Jammer

    Rammer Jammer Fan Of: Bama, Braves, Packers, MSU Baseball
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    That probably has already been posted but I quickly looked over the last 5 pages
     
  39. dblplay1212

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    I'd give up buying sneakers for a month to get Stoutland back.
     
  40. Juicy Locke

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    Take away the fact that he played at Alabama, do you say, we have to have this guy as an on the field coach at Alabama? I don’t. If he’s hired, I’m certainly not rooting against him but right now, it’s a very underwhelming potential hire.
     
  41. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Miss the Pendry days. Wish he’d blow off that Birmingham shit
     
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  42. DaveGrohl

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    I don’t think they always have but for a few years at least. Or maybe they have and it just took a couple of years for it to be socially acceptable (still, lol) for men to wear it in Alabama.
     
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  43. Scott Van Pelt

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    Didn't he suck at recruiting but was great on the field? I guess we could use him as a stopgap for a year or two with the talent we already have on campus
     
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  44. Z

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    Nobody is saying we have to have this guy. But I don't see how that is a very underwhelming potential hire. When we hired Gattis, he had what 3 years at Vandy and 3 at Penn State? The only difference is all of his experience was at WR.
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    I seem to remember it the same way but I still jerk off every couple weeks to the 2012 OL so there's that.
     
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  46. The Blackfish

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    Lot of insecure dudes in here. What else do you guys do to make yourself feel more like a man?
     
  47. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH
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    Uhhh fight
     
  48. Owsley

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    Joe has zero desire to get back on the Saban grind. Can’t blame him, either.
     
  49. The Blackfish

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    Your wife?
     
  50. Juicy Locke

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    I believe Gattis was considered more than that. I’m pretty sure he was essentially their Co-OC and their best recruiter.