CHAMPS XVIII

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Scott Van Pelt, Mar 9, 2019.

  1. TeeDee

    TeeDee Well-Known Member
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    They're absolutely #2 now. Auburn had a stint there, then LSU. They'll firmly plant themselves in that slot as long as Jimbo is there, barring an amazing hire at LSU (and the program not being shutdown).
     
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  2. TeeDee

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  3. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins This carpet is overdue for a good moppin
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  4. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  5. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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  6. Odin

    Odin social distancing since 1990
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    well hopefully with the massively increased number of competent points we have there wont be any need in him trying to run an offense.
     
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  7. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Yep, find a spot, play better than average defense and don’t put the ball on the floor unless an unathletic 4 gets switched onto you.
     
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  8. HtownTide

    HtownTide I make motion pictures. Space movies
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    Jury is still very much out on their QBs. Haynes King was supposed to be the heir apparent but its interesting that he is apparently caught up in a QB battle with this zach calzada guy now. Not sure what to make of that
     
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  9. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    I hope shack and B rob prove some of you dickheads wrong this year
     
  10. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    me too man
     
  11. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    I can't stress enough how bad a hire the scientologist was. I mean I'd rather have a guy that is known for recruiting in the SEC. Just makes absolutely no sense for a coach in the SEC to build a plan around trying to win first and then recruit. Dumbest shit I've ever heard.
     
  12. Joey Freshwater

    Joey Freshwater Slingin The Pipe Since 75
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    Let’s go. let’s get back to work and make the best with this roster. It’s a big pick up to get him back.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    The write-on!
     
  14. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    Guys, I can't keep it from you any longer. I too am a scientologist.
     
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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    I knew there was a catch
     
  16. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Have we even had a good snakes write off recently? Anyone keeping a word doc of this stuff?
     
  17. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    shut up you thetan
     
  18. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Esteemed Internet friend
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    I pray to Danny Devito
     
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  19. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    Harsin was my contribution the Alabama Crimson Tide dynasty
     
  20. gus_chiggins

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    What’s the deal with the Harsin Scientology thing? Clearly missed something
     
  21. jawsthegreat

    jawsthegreat Roll Tide, go Hoos. Fuck Mike London.

    He is one. A scientologist.
     
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  22. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    he's a scientologist to me. Absolutely no changing my mind.
     
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  23. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    theyre fucked now
     
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  24. junior5

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    Have we talked about how Henry T ran the same defense under Pruitt and more than likely received better coaching to this point and should be able to handle all play calling duties bc of that?
     
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  25. PrinceWimbley

    PrinceWimbley Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I can’t speak to the veracity of these rumors. But I’m saying it no matter what.
     
  26. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Bro do you even clear your roods?

    You probably jam preclears in a com lag on the regular
     
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  27. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    It’s kinda like macelwain and the shark
     
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  28. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    Essentially Saban planted Pruitt at UT to coach his future starting MLB bc he knew WSP would fuck it up. Genius
     
  29. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    I’ve grown soft in fatherhood. I just wish the best for these young men.
     
  30. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Is there any truth to the rumor that Harsin is Miscavige’s hitman?
     
  31. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    Miscavige saw all the voodoo shit going down on the plains and sent his right hand man to convert the people. Harvey Updyke was just doing the Lord's work.
     
  32. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Bo Nix and his kid
     
  33. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    There’s just no way a man as lethally horny as you has “grown soft”
     
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  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Years of urethra abuse can do that
     
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  35. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    Bo Nix is a deadbeat dad tho
     
  36. Juicy Locke

    Juicy Locke Proud Papa
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    Word is Harsin hooks up all recruits to an e-meter to see if they are true Auburn men. Almost all the 4 and 5 stars have failed so far.
     
  37. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    Wait, Bo Nix the Milos spokesperson is a deadbeat dad?
     
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  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Milo’s tea*
     
  39. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    I love how you Milos jabronis keep acting like because they formed a separate corporation that it’s not the exact same fucking thing. Milos Tea is run by the granddaughter of Milos founder.
     
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  40. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    instead of Thursday walk throughs they do Thursday audits
     
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  41. junior5

    junior5 Well-Known Member

    absolutely. No changing my mind.
     
  42. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    Terrible look for Milo's being endorsed by such a horrible person.
     
  43. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Alabama Crimson Tide

    Can somebody get Leah Remini down on the plains to expose this man
     
  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    like when Perco Ced “started his own company” aka started a lacrosse store with start up money from his dad
     
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  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    The Kevin Can Wait actress?
     
  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I have doubles of every classic car
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    As an offshoot of Dad’s sporting goods stores
     
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  47. Snakes

    Snakes stubbornly litigious
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    Among other things