Check out this normal suburban colonial for sale in the Philly suburbs!

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  1. allothersnsused

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  2. TheFreak55

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  3. allothersnsused

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    The best part of it is that it throws that pic in there, then goes back to the kitchen and living room and pretends everything is normal. But if you keep clicking there is so much more.
     
  4. bertwing

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    That jungle gym seems fun
     
  5. TheFreak55

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    I mean I'd like a room like that
     
  6. TheFreak55

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  7. TheFreak55

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  8. Barves2125

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    That's not the Star of David.
     
  9. TheFreak55

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    oh.....:welpseeyalater:
     
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  10. BrickTamland

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    My first thought too.

    Love that they saved the Ramsey Bolton torture pentagram rack for the finale.
     
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  11. allothersnsused

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    Username checks out
     
  12. BrickTamland

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    Whatup Cassie?
     
  13. TheFreak55

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    shes busy making an offer on a Colonial in Philly
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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  15. allothersnsused

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    Plenty of other rooms for fluid dispensation. Plus I'm guessing there's a lot of shower sharing.
     
  16. HatterasJack

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    In the “about this home” they call it “50 Shades of Maple Glen” And a suburban home with a sexy twist. WTF?
     
  17. allothersnsused

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    My favorite part is "can be converted into a normal suburban basement." Yeah maybe after 2000 gallons of bleach and a lobotomy.
     
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  18. allothersnsused

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    They also say that it's being used as an Air BnB for private parties. So you're really dealing with a parade of folks marching through that chamber.
     
  19. Jake Scott

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    I believe the jungle gym is also a urinal... R Kelly should be making an offer soon.
     
  20. TheFreak55

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Gritty Badger

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    Hi yes I would like to buy the sex house
     
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  22. allothersnsused

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    I just realized that all the internet traffic towards this listing is going to have the Redfin algorithm identify it as a "Hot Home!" here soon. Buddy, you have no idea...
     
  23. sem

    sem Jimmy Key? What is he, 45? I could hit him.
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    Next available tour is 2pm.

    :in-n-out:
     
  24. angus

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    I would probably be more interested in a house where there was a murder/suicide than that house.
     
  25. Barves2125

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    Feel like we need a local poster to get themselves a leather gimp suit and to ask for a tour.
     
  26. TheFreak55

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    InZahnWeTrust what are you doing at 2? and don't play like you don't already have a gimp suit
     
  27. TC

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  28. wes tegg

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    $750k seems low for that house fully furnished. Is this a shitty suburb or something?
     
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  29. MtOread

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  30. wes tegg

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    The write-up sounds like it was authored by Robert California.
     
  31. Capstone 88

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    What do y’all keep on your bedside table: cell phone or fisting toy?
     
  32. DaveGrohl

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    Edit: my man *finger guns*

    How has nobody mentioned that there’s a fist on the nightstand:
     

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  33. Capstone 88

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  34. NilesIrish

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    The redfin site is pissing me off. Nothing works, just the main page.
     
  35. Nandor the Relentless

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    Why not both?
     
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  36. cdaysker

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    "50 shades of Maple Glen". One of a kind surburban home with a sexy twist. Private quiet lane of 3 homes leads you to a secluded 4 bedrooms upstairs plus 1 bedroom in basement 2.5 bath colonial home located just 15 miles outside Philadelphia in the suburb of Maple Glen. Property includes 3 fireplaces, indoor/outdoor speaker system, 2 new heaters & water heater (2014), 2 new sump pumps, Gorgeous gourmet kitchen w/ newer (2013) stainless steel appliances, tumbled marble backsplash, & large granite island, & granite countertops. Hardwood floors throughout both floors. Breakfast room w/ vaulted ceilings walks out to large deck & private wooded yard w/ custom gazebo. Dining room w/ custom wainscoting, Living room/billiard room includes pool table. Family room w/ brick fireplace & beautiful wall of windows. 1 st floor study. 2nd level includes a large master bedroom suite w/ gas fireplace. Master bathroom w/ double doors , marble floors, dual vanities, stall shower & soaking tub. There is a step-down office w/ window seats w/ storage & 2 walk-in closets. 3 additional large spacious bedrooms & an additional bathroom complete the 2 nd floor. 3 rd level offers a huge walk-up attic. Full finished walk-out basement w bilco doors, includes a gym or 5th bedroom and also is a private adult sexual oasis. It can be converted back to a typical suburban basement. Home currently is being offered as an Air B & B rental @maisonxs that gets $750 a night on weekdays & $2000 a night on the weekends for private parties or entertainment. Convenient to PA turnpike, 309, 63, 152 , trains to Center City Phila, restaurants, shops, & minutes from downtown Ambler. Award winning Upper Dublin school district. House is being sold furnished.
     
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  37. bertwing

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    Only people with experience in possessing such toys would recognize those

    I have two
     
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  38. NilesIrish

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    Found it on zillow, that shit is hilarious, also, would own.
     
  39. Kirk Fogg

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    Buy house, first weekend after you’ve moved in get a knock at the door, answer door...

     
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  41. BrickTamland

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    This just gets better.
     
  42. Fudd Bezos

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    Bam Margera's house
     
  43. allothersnsused

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    WE'RE GONNA PUT UNCLE PHIL IN THE SEX SWING
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Beautiful home. Congrats to the lucky new homeowners.
     
  45. TheFreak55

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    wasn't in till I read 2 new sump pumps
     
  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    Is this the home from Eyes Wide Shut where they had the orgy?
     
  47. cdaysker

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    A faulty sump pump can cause thousands in water damage. That's just a smart homeowner right there.
     
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  48. TheFreak55

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    my parents had like 10 grand of damage in their basement because of a fault sump pump
     
  49. TheFreak55

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    I find it troubling the only TMBer that she has met liked this

    I regret not replying with this the first time
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  50. Barves2125

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    As far as you know.
     
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