Cheers, dildos!

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  1. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Cheers, buttholes! I’m exactly nine minutes from blacking out. Love you all, let’s all be nicer to each other. Have a great weekend, dudes.
     
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  2. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Post of the year
     
  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  4. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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  5. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    I feel like this isn't a question that needs asking given the OP, but are you in a bathroom
     
  6. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    You drinking out of a shot glass?
     
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  7. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I was 100% in a bathroom. I will 100% regret this stupid post tomorrow. Still, I love you all.
     
  8. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Man, I am so much fatter and balder than I realized .
     
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  9. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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    You can put out my fire any day
     
  10. Zack Zedalis

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    I have sexed OP
     
  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    Well that’s not what I expected him to look like. I don’t know what I expected but it was not that
     
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  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    ThAt chip in my tooth is from playing rugby against Marshall. Scored a try on it. Fuck you. Suck my nuts. Larry Sura
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I was thinking the same thing
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    :laugh: your eyes are glassy as hell. I would tell you to drink a gatorade before you go to bed but if you're like me there is about a 2% chance of it actually happening
     
  15. Struggler

    Struggler Well-Known Member
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    Wait? No one knows Marcus’ looks? Beautiful man isn’t exclusive to Ohio U.
     
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  16. Taques

    Taques the new york ass times
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  17. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    You don't look fat at all, solid 7.5
     
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  18. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    You’re white Eddie George
     
  19. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    marcus can I be your wake up call at 6am to check and see how you’re feeling
     
  20. Mikelangelo

    Mikelangelo Nicking a living
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    Solid complexion as well considering you're in Ohio winter, bathroom must have good lighting.
     
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  21. Lenin

    Lenin sometimes you need to break a few eggs
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  22. devine

    devine Make Devine A Mod Again
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    I’d love to curl your bald head into a ball and shove you up my vagina
     
  23. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Kinda look like Bill Burr
     
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  24. Shiggityshwo

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    see it'd be so much easier but I just can't pull off the shaved head look like that, the generic propecia's working at least though
     
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  25. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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  26. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches #neverdabo
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    Jfc you are handsome
     
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  27. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Well-Known Member
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  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Needs a manicure 3/10 would not bang
     
  29. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    i
    So bad. That anxiety, yo. There’s a reason I’m on Lexapro :(
     
  30. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches #neverdabo
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    There’s a reason I’m on cocaine
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Don’t fucking tell me what to do
     
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  32. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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  33. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I love you and am glad we’re both back. Let’s bring this board up, babe
     
  34. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey is this thing on?
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    I’ll never forget the glorious package you sent me.
     
  35. IV

    IV I'm often wrong, but occasionally correct
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    Clay Travis better watch out :warn:
     
  36. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    Looking good buddy! I have a shirt that looks exactly like that lol
     
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  37. Lipp the Gay Liberal

    Lipp the Gay Liberal Spartan Dawg
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    Which guy are we jerking off to in here
     
  38. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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    I consider myself lucky to have waded into a creek with this beautiful man, both of us shirtless, with fist fills of Hamms.
     
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  39. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Now that's the type of guy I'd want to see POWESHOW jerk off onto a picture of!

    This post will be on the internet forever and I already regret it.
     
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  40. Wu

    Wu “FUT sucks too” - SugarShaun
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    Looking like a more handsome caramel Charles Barkley
     
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  41. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    2021, babe. It’s not even a question
     
  42. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches #neverdabo
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    I’ll never forget the dick flex IM gave in the Democrat nomination thread. Full helicopter
     
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  43. Houndster

    Houndster $25 Standard Unit
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    If you ever call me a butthole again I’ll have your head on a platter you bald prick
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Still sexy AF
     
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  45. hardcorekickball

    hardcorekickball working fire
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    That's what every firefighter says after shift.
     
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  46. hardcorekickball

    hardcorekickball working fire
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    marcus looks like a fucking white hat battalion chief
     
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  47. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

    Dr. Mantis Toboggan Well-Known Member

    I don’t wanna describe myself if you’re calling yourself fat.
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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