Cheers, dildos!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by marcus, Feb 29, 2020.

  1. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    I’m a dildo.
     
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  2. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Where the fuck is your mustache?
     
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  3. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    100% man right there, probably has an absolute wrench on him too
     
  4. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  5. shaolin5

    shaolin5 Well-Known Member
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    Just LOOK at that good looking guy in a bathroom in Ohio holding a drink! Sharp dresser, too. :ohgosh::prime:
     
  6. AIP

    AIP Spilled the Paint
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    You are a very good looking man, I would play fireman with you any day of the week except Tuesday
     
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  7. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    100% fighting the urge to just consciously piss the bed right now. I mean I’m belly-down, willing to just inject this bed with one pint of pee so I don’t have to stand up.
     
  8. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I mean if it’s not your bed, there are worse things.
     
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  9. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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  10. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    There are pretzel crumbs everywhere.

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  11. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Love that brand's buffalo flavor
     
  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I can’t not see “boom, headshot” guy.
     
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  13. TC

    TC Show me your portfolio, pussy
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  14. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Well fuck my butt.
     
  15. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I love OP!
     
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  16. broXcore

    broXcore cat
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    what a sexy and wholesome thread to catch up on
     
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  17. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    just like you <3
     
  18. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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  19. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

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  20. Toast

    Toast I watch you sleep.
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    <3<3
     
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  21. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    marcus I’d slide down your fire pole any day of the week, I’d also climb back up it again. Only to slide back down it. Repeat until the fire has been extinguished if you know what I’m saying
     
  22. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    I’m serious I will do that
     
  23. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    thanks
     
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  24. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    I just set my couch on fire, please cum rescue me
     
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  25. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  26. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 Mullet Crissy is the best Crissy
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    I hope there is a follow up thread this weekend
    Mazel tov, flesh lights
     
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  27. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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    Yall thought I was joking.
     

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  28. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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  29. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  30. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin Sports
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    More please
     
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  31. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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  32. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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    20200311_210034.jpg Flat Marcus photobombing.
     
  33. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I’ll spare you all the flat marcus face I make my wife wear during coitus.
     
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  34. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Go back to bed marcus it’s too early to be on the Internet man.
     
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  35. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Lol your son I like three — you know nothing
     
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  36. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    No free ads but shoutout to the snapchat mustache filter for sponsoring the flat marcus :usasmug:
     
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