Cheeze-it

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  1. hardcorekickball

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    Classic baked cheese cracker. Full of midwestern values.
     
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  2. Wu

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    White cheddar ones are crack
     
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  3. Corky Bucek

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    Goldfish >>>>
     
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  4. hardcorekickball

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    Then powdery residue they leave on the fingers agrees
     
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  5. hardcorekickball

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    Almost
     
  6. Corky Bucek

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    Almost? It’s a fact. Sorry to ruin your thread.

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  7. Eric The Viking

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    Had them all of the time in college, and avoided them until I had kids. I can no longer deny the unhealthy goodness, since we have multiple flavors in the house.
     
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  8. hardcorekickball

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    Gold fish are a different type of cracker than cheez it Corky Bucek
     
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  9. Corky Bucek

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    But they are both cheddar flavor
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    Are there extra toasty goldfish? Asking on behalf of the best cheeze-it flavor
     
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  11. marcus

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    Of all the flavor variants, you can’t beat classic. Tabasco stood high in my standings for some time, but the king stay the king.
     
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  12. hardcorekickball

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    But they are a different type of cheddar flavor. Do you even Minnesota cheese sommelier?
     
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  13. hardcorekickball

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    Freudian slip, you big ol lumberjack of a man
     
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  14. Celemo

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    Taco flavored cheez-it Grooves are the bomb in Phantoms yo
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm not really a big snack guy
     
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  16. Corky Bucek

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    I’m not a sommelier, but I am a cicerone fwiw
     
  17. Manny

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    extra toasted are the superior cheeze it

    flavor blasted cheddar are the best goldfish

    cheese nips are the shitty ginger step child
     
  18. Wu

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    crk pls
     
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  19. marcus

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    One time, I went to Key West for a buddy’s bachelor party. Myself and my buddy who organized it went shopping at Publix for the weekend when we got there. He appeared to be mentally lost, suggesting weird shit like jelly and toast. When I asked him what was wrong with him he said, “Eh, I don’t really snack.” I don’t know that I’ve ever wanted to punch someone in the face more than that moment.
     
  20. hardcorekickball

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    So, you cheese?
     
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  21. Joe_Pesci

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    I'll make like a cheese quesadilla but I rarely buy something like chips or cheese its. I don't see the point in eating like 4 of them and I feel shame if I smash like half a bag of chips
     
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  22. marcus

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    I respect that
     
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  23. Taques

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    i burned myself out on cheezits sadly
     
  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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  25. swiggs

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    A box of cheez it can go in one sitting easy unless you're talking the family size
     
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  26. Baron

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    Toasted is by far and away the best variation. Don’t @ me.
     
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  27. dallasdawg

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    then it’s just a little less cheesy i mean easy
     
  28. ohbluefan

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    Someone gave me the idea to use cheeze its as a filler in meat loaf instead of bread or crackers. Said it’s the best meat loaf they’ve ever had.
     
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  29. devine

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    Worst opinion ever lmao
     
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  30. CUAngler

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    For a next level snack take a box of cheeze its, 1/4 cup of olive oil and packet of ranch. Mix together well and bake for a few minutes. Wife does this around Christmas for gifts for the neighbors and it’s the greatest thing.
     
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  31. Houndster

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    I always eat the whole box so I can eat the salty goodness at the bottom of the bag. I rarely keep snacks in the house for this reason
     
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  32. devine

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    Then let me introduce you to the bottom of a bag of habanero BBQ almonds.
     
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  33. marcus

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    Someone did this or something similar to simple saltines and it blew my fucking mind. Incredible. I’ll need to try the cheeze-it version
     
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  34. hudson

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    Cheddar bunnies >>>>
     
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  35. HotMic

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    1. *Cheez-It

    2. Extra Toasty is the correct answer for best variety
     
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  36. MoJo

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    I keep lots of snacks at home but also have great restraint , I rarely want more than a few bites... except for fresh popped popcorn, that’s a weakness.

    Cheez-its are ok
     
  37. Taques

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    link??
     
  38. devine

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  39. Taques

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  40. devine

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    They now have these tho. They’re incredible

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  41. Taques

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    i added both to my grocery order!
     
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  42. Tiffin

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    I had a teacher who had an argument with his friends over what the plural form of cheez-it was, so he sent a letter to their corporate office. Cheez-it is indeed the plural.
     
  43. Poetic

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    Extra toasty crew checking in. Only snack I really buy these days.
     
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  44. hudson

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    Like the person there would know.
     
  45. Toast

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    So good.
     
  46. Siameseflea

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    Extra toasty is correct.
     
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  47. Poetic

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    My extra toasty fam, do we wish they'd go even toastier?! I know I would. But it's fun to pour out some and save the most brown ones for last.