*Chelsea-*-- We’re Champions of Europe, You'll Never Sing That

So Conte emailed players not involved in the World Cup telling them preseason training starts on Monday. This is a fucking comedy show.

 

I hope we never have to deal with Napoli over anything ever again.

 

it's almost been two months since the season ended and we are still in the exact same position, this is sad

 

Sorry guys, but this is fascinating shit. Like really unbelievable.

 

Hazard out here playing for a transfer to PSG or Real

 

I’ll post this here as well for self deprecation purposes

 

Feel ashamed to say it but KDB might be my favorite player in the game right now.

Did TBo gain another 10M in value today?

 

So Sarri but today was not the day....maybe Monday?

 

But that's when training with Conte begins

 

Not sure he gets past the gate.

 

He did

 

Sarri's gonna arrive at Cobham in the middle of a Conte training session or something. How does anyone at the club even interact with Conte at this point?

 

I just can’t think of one good reason for it to have played out like it has. Having conte start the preseason or even be at cobham only to be fired within the week when they had 2 months to do it makes 0 sense.

 

Now it's being reported that Napoli want €20 mil for Sarri, so stupid trying to deal with them

 

ADL is super annoying but we should have seen this coming and now we've backed ourselves into a corner.

Edit: I hope Napoli are forced to pay his entire salary for this silliness.

 

Doesn't even begin to describe him.

We got strung along like idiots with Koulibaly, same shit again. I really hope the board has at least been preparing to move quickly on some players whenever this nightmare ends.

 

When ADL said he was fine with having two managers on the payroll I knew this was going to be tough to pull off. If Conte is back, Hazard is gone.

 

Not sure why he would stay anyway. New coach or not the powers that be at Chelsea are completely incompetent. I gave emanalo shit but it’s clear now that it was the others around him who caused issues. He was the one person who thought about the sport of it and the product on the field. Without him our transfer are basically done by agents telling our board who we can sign on the cheap.

 

I like how Pedulla went from a tier 1 Nostradamus level sage, to a shitty fortune cookie. How many times has he said "the next 48 hours"? Guy is full of it.

 

ALFREDDOOOOOO

 

This is my favorite meme currently

 

Can we change the thread title to 48 Hours FC

 

well at least our players are acting like professionals and showing up ready to train and saying the right things about the upcoming season

 

If you dont jump in the deep end of the pool you cant drown as easily.

 

Man I really want to believe the Jorginho rumors but don't see anyway that actually happens

 

Jorginho supposedly on his way to London. Sounds like the saga and chaos might finally be coming to an end.

 

Searching Jorginho on twitter and the shit people dig up to confirm rumors make CFB recruiting look downright private

 

When people ask me why I dont find recruiting to be ridiculous to follow I point them in the direction of silly season. Heck there was a photoshopped image floating around earlier of the team website confirming Sarri as manager.

 

You guys can kindly fuck off on Jorginho

 

Sell us KDB and you can have him

 

Hope yall make sure to send a thank you note weekly across town.

 

After today I wouldn’t be shocked to see Hazard and Courtois at Madrid next season.

They’ve gotta be top targets for RM with Ronaldo gone. RM is going to be looking to make a splash.

 

definitely makes me more worried about Hazard

we've got to get the Sarri deal done and start making some signings to help us hold on

 

how low the camera has to pan for Kante during the national anthem

 

I figure we lose Courtois but keep Hazard

 

Now CR is gone, hazard has to be favorite to replace him.

 

Cheers Geoff.

 

Wishful thinking they dont go after Salah?

Real does have that Gareth Bale guy

 

Salah plays on the right. CR plays on the left.

 

Bale can play on the left as well

In fact he’s still running down the left wing of the San Siro, with Maicon eating his dust

 

Sure. Just makes the most sense with hazards contract and long term rumored flirtation with RM + mass uncertainty over Chelsea that he’d be attainable.

 

God, I really hope all these Jorginho rumors are true.

 

Had to double check I was in the Chelsea thread. The praying hazard leaves Chelsea turn threw me off.