*Chelsea-*-- We’re Champions of UEFA Conference League, You'll Never Sing That

This quote kills me

 

nothing working. asking Gusto to invert is dumb as hell.

 

Not starting our captain, best CB and 2nd best CB. Seems a bit short sided Maresca

 

our attackers are ass or are coached into ass, in either event it's bad

 

just said it's time to bench Palmer and he drops a dime lmao

 

Got home from work just in time for both goals

 

excellent timing don't move

 

Jackson…………………….

 

Nico does so much good stuff but my god.

 

of course it's fucking Sancho lmao

 

And of course I texted a friend earlier saying Sancho was a worthless black hole of a player

 

same was roasting him with my dad

 

What happened?? Miss a sitter?

 

two on one break with just the keeper to beat and he donkey touched it to Adrien

 

LETS FUCKING GO

 

MOI YOU BEAUTY

 

not ideal

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) 2025-05-28T20:48:05.228Z

Seconds after a great touch in the box to start the break and just before a really nice touch and spin to get Noni started on the break.

 

Alright guys everything is going great, what day do you think we sack Maresca

 

SugarShaun hope your nephew has a blast

 

At least United loanees can win trophies.

 

The UEFA Conference League: Its the Competition We’re In

 

champions of Europe!

 

It’s lame and cool all at once

 

if nothing else it's objectively very funny vis-a-vis Arsenal

 

Thanks. He sent me a pic of the stadium beforehand but said service is shit so couldn’t send anything in stadium.
It was funny on the Nico goal he texted me “HES THE BEST IN THE WORKD” and I look over and Cole is just standing around with the ball so I’m like okay, guess I’ll see what happens here

He confirmed he made sure to schedule the bus back at 1AM so he could stay for celebrations

 

hell yeah. what a day.

 

Oops thought I posted this here not the UEFA thread

 

Missed most of the match in a work training they took our phones. Looking forward to watching this back.

 

dude is so hilarious. Just such a soccer bro

 

lot of the fanbase seems upset with this one but I don’t really get it. Low risk and good value at the price.

 

Mandem FC in trouble considering he bullied the shit out of our defense this year.

 

We have a lot of dumb fans

 

Essugo official
Sancho going back to United
Delap all but official

Silly season has begun, gents.

 

Is Liam Delap A Good Fit For Chelsea? - YouTube

Cliffs: Delap can finish crosses and works his socks off retrieving the ball/winning fouls but he’s a donkey when passing and is mid at shooting

 

Fine taking a chance for £30m

 

Sancho heading back to United, wouldn’t take a salary reduction in line with the rest of the squad.

saw Doku mooted as someone City might want to part with. Feel like his profile (tons of progression, lots of dribbling, some passing but no shots) actually fits well with our other forwards.