Chip Kelly to UCLA

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  1. NilesIrish

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    it was poorly executed though.

    My buddy and I use it as a celebration after a HR when we play softball or whatever, so I know perfect execution.
     
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  2. Fancy

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  3. NilesIrish

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    I found a picture of us tailgating

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    2,3,1
     
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    Not real happy about getting team tags to this thread again.
     
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  7. DuckD

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    Kani Benoit and Tony Brooks-James did that before the opening kickoff of the season. TBJ housed the kick. Due to that, it can stay
     
  8. IHHH

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    Except that one time you put a huge black dick in your mouth
     
  9. VaxRule

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    Does the dick being black make it gayer in your mind?
     
  10. Jack Parkman

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  12. IHHH

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    Why would you even think about something like this?
     
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  13. fsudan

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    he has a small dick obvi
     
  14. VaxRule

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    I didn't. You were the one that chose to include that detail in your description of the "gayest thing."
     
  15. IHHH

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    Just put some meat around the bone, a dick is a dick...
     
  16. VaxRule

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    But you felt it necessary to make the hypothetical dick black. As if that would be a greater "insult" in your mind.
     
  17. IHHH

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    Just stop
     
  18. VaxRule

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    You're the one that bumped this discussion after almost 2 weeks. You wanted to talk about it. So let's talk about your casual racism.
     
  19. Imurhuckleberry

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    Unfollow thread
     
  20. IHHH

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    First of all I did not bump this thread. And why did you not include the fact that I said « huge » in your little passive aggressive rant? It could easily be seen as a stereotype against white men, but of course you chose the other way.

    You really need to take a break, I think your social justice job is taking a toll on you.
     
  21. IHHH

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    And it was a joke....not sure why this guy came out to the rescue
     
  22. VaxRule

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    I already know why you said the hypothetical penis was black. I want you to think about why you thought it was important to include that detail.
     
  23. IHHH

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    Lol
     
  24. IHHH

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    because I wanted it to be huge for thrasher, and saying it was any other race of dick would’ve been irrealistic.
     
  25. VaxRule

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    Because you thought it would be more insulting that it was black.
     
  26. IHHH

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    No, you are projecting. And it shows what you really think
     
  27. VaxRule

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    I didn’t write the post. You did. You wanted to joke insult Thrasher and you thought the best way to do that was make him suck a black dick. That’s your messed up brain.

    Usually you just claim you were drunk when people point out your racism.
     
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  29. IHHH

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    You implied a lot out of that post, a lot of it is coming from your twisted mind
     
  30. VaxRule

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    You imply. I infer.
     
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  31. Fidelio

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    this thread sucks, just like the bruins
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    #Ohio State Buckeyes what can you guys tell me about Vince Oghobaase? He is set to become our new DL coach.

    TIA
     
  33. DJ Bosa

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    I had to google who this guy was if that answers your question.
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    That’s not buckwild’s guy is it? Love that guy and don’t want to lose him. If it’s not, don’t care
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    #San Francisco 49'ers what can you guys tell me about Vince Oghobaase? He is set to become our new DL coach.

    TIA
     
  36. dukebuckeye

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    Players seemed to love him. He was a coach on our 2014 Natty team.

     
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  37. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s this guy

     
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  38. gowolverines8

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    Roy manning is a really good hire, he was on the verge of becoming a recruiting star before things went to shit under hoke. Wish we’d shit can one of our shitty ass recruiters and bring him back.
     
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  39. DJ Bosa

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    All I needed to see. Congrats on the NC caliber Dline.
     
  40. Jack Parkman

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    UCLA: Source tells FootballScoop Chip Kelly has offered UCLA offensive coordinator role to Mark Helfrich. There have been reports that Helfrich is a candidate for the head coaching position at Arizona but that process is ongoing. Will update when a decision is made.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    Would have rather kept Fisch
     
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  42. The Banks

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    Ron Aiken for recruiting coordinator
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    We have Agnus for that
     
  44. MODEVIL

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    can't believe UCLA isn't hiring Tom Osborne for special teams

     
  45. Fancy

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  47. theseasonisover

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    Can’t wait for the first time UCLA fans experience Chip and Helf running the ball 30 times directly at the one guy on the defense you shouldn’t run the ball directly at.
     
  48. * J Y *

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    Yall didnt like Helfrich at OC? Did he even call the plays?
     
  49. theseasonisover

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    I was fine with Helf as the OC. I think he put together the game plan, but Chip called the plays? I could be wrong though, the Chip-Helf years feel like 100 years ago.
     
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  50. * J Y *

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    We have been rumored to be in contact with Helfrich but I think Herman is looking for a play caller. (If hes even looking at all.)