Chip Kelly to UCLA

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  1. IanBoyd

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    Recruiting smack talk in 2018 smh




    (that isn't aimed at Kliff Kingsbury's defensive recrooting)
     
  2. Chewie

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    Chip made some cuts just like Herm so he’s looking good in my book.
     
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    Yeah but how many hearts?
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    Putting the wisdom of Yoda aside, I’m scratching my head this morning in disbelief. There can be absolutely no doubt in anyone’s mind that the performance of the UCLA Bruins against the Fresno State Bulldogs last night wasn’t just a step back. It was multiple steps back. Not only did the team look worse than it did against Oklahoma, it looked worse than it did against Cincinnati. The question is “How much worse?”

    By some measures, historically worse.

    As markybcool correctly pointed out in last night’s post-game article, UCLA is now 0-3 for the first time since 1971. I graduated from UCLA in 1994. Next month, I will celebrate my 47th birthday. The last time UCLA started 0-3, I was not born yet.


    But, wait! That’s not all!

    Rodgers actually lost the first four games of the 1971 season. If the Bruins cannot beat Colorado on the road after this week’s bye, Kelly will tie, and then probably surpass, Rodgers for the worst start since 1943.

    How bad was last night’s loss? Well, that depends.

    On one hand, UCLA lost to #24 Texas, 49-20, in 2011. The year before, the Bruins lost 35-0 to #25 Stanford. But to find a worse loss against an unranked team at home, you’ve got to go back to 2008.

    That’s when UCLA lost to an unranked Oregon State team, 34-6.

    There was so much wrong with last night’s game that I’m not sure where to even begin trying to dissect it.
     
  9. Boo MFer!

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    Thank God we pulled our offer from Chip before he could accept. What a disaster.
     
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    How's uclas piss looking though?
     
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    :loldog:
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    First UCLA coach to start 0-4 since 1971

    :bzzzz:
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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  14. D. Silver

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    Just a real shame.
     
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  15. Taques

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    i gotta say, if chip doesn’t figure this thing out UCLA might not have a very good season!
     
  16. Boo MFer!

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    In your opinion, would you say a lot or a little of UCLA’s future success hinges on how many points they allow and how many points they score? I’ll hang up and listen.
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    Jamabo has been unproductive his whole time here. Philips has been great while he has played but he got hurt last year near the end of the season and was hurt at the start of this year. You’re dumb if you think he quit. Kelley is far and away our best back.
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    SPIN IT!!
     
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  20. The Banks

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    Just odd that they are both declared out for the season with concussions when UCLA could have a game in 11 weeks (late December bowl game). Jamabo has only played in 3 games this year too, is that right? Preserving his redshirt year? Looks like Phillips has now played in 4 though.
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    Soso maybe but I doubt Philips quit. Jamabo was suspended for the first 2-3 games and has barely played after that. Kelley being clear number one back with Allen, Bolo and the other freshman ahead of him it would be like quiting from the bench (if that’s what he did). Philips plays lights out every play so again I doubt he quit and he is a huge loss. When on the field he is usually clearly the best player on the field
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    I know you’re joking and I am not trying to spin anything because if someone like Philips quit, Chip’s tenure is done.
     
  23. The Banks

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    What'd all those guys do to get suspended?
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    Team rules shit so probably weed.
     
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    I’ve seen your Strava, I know you don’t spin it. :yolo:
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Irony died a slow painful death please let it RIP
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    No your mom’s vagina
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    Lol that’s not irony, just unfortunate. People often confuse the two.
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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  33. Boo MFer!

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    Lol thank God we told Chip to fuck off when he wanted to come to Florida.
     
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  35. The Banks

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    I’ve been watching the PAC 12 for a couple decades, I’ve never heard of this “iconic” 8-clap cheer
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s pretty well know among students/alumni/fans. There is no way you’ve never heard it you probably just don’t know what it’s called

     
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    I've probably seen it but never really noticed it before, seems like your standard stuff that the cheer team does during commercials.
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Who said it was anything more than a school cheer? It’s a school thing more than a “cheer thing”. It’s our version of “fight on” pretty sure Oregon has one like every other school does.

    Johnson was pretty much a scout team player last year. Starting to think chip is a Nike mole.
     
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    offensive genius Chip Kelly
     
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    https://www.sbnation.com/college-fo...937046/ucla-signing-day-recruiting-chip-kelly


     
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    I called it =}
     
  48. Daniel Ocean

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    Starting to feel this way. It seemed like a too
    good to be true homerun hire hope it turns around because if it doesn’t it’s going to look like no matter what we do we won’t be able to win. Putting so much money into the program to not even be mediocre sucks. If this is what he is doing hopefully he never works again.

    Not sure why this makes you happy but I guess.
     
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  49. Duck70

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    In order for Chip to succeed, he needed to bring in position coaches who would light the recruiting trail on fire... instead he brought in the same old Oregon coaches who are pushing 60 years old and cant open a snapchat.

    I also think he is fleecing the program. I mean fuck, he hired Don Pellum FFS
     
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