Chris D’Elia solicits teenage girls?

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  1. TheoB

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    I clicked to see what the latest on this story was and had to double check I clicked on the right thread
     
  2. devine

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  4. hudson

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    Im sorry I missed this thread. It’s not pedophile(pre-pubescent) it’s ephebophile(post-pubescent).
     
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  6. kennypowers

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    I’m not sure what you were shooting for, but you could not craft a creepier drive by post than this. You come into a thread about a guy grooming teenagers, say “I’m sorry I missed this thread”, then provide clarifications on sexual descriptors for fucking teens.
     
  7. LuPoor

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    That's a classic mocking libertarians template. I got a good chuckle out of it.
     
  8. kennypowers

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    Oh, my bad hudson. Had some ranch waters this evening.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    is hudson mocking them or is he one? This is the second thread I remember him doing this.
     
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  10. LuPoor

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    Best practice is to take the more charitable interpretation until someone gives you a reason not to
     
  11. Nole0515

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    Jeff Ross just got outed for fucking a 15yo in the 90's
     
  12. Barves2125

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    Maybe Seinfeld is next.
     
  13. IV

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    Zero chance
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    she couldn’t even make Fetch happen.
     
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    Are you guys new to Hudson?
     
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  16. electronic

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    Seinfeld used to drop his girlfriend off at high school when he was 38.
     
  17. Tobias

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    he didn’t know how snapchat works

     
  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    Whitney sure knows how to pick em. I believe she was also Roseanne’s show runner
     
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  20. IV

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    well yikes
     
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    This destroyed me last night
     
  23. JohnLocke

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    A thread on reddit from over a year ago. YIKES

     
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    She goes on to name drop D'elia in the comments
     
  25. Nole0515

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    Yeah his career is fucked
     
  26. LuPoor

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    I expect him to be announced as a humor writer at Reason very soon
     
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    Uh, Michael, I’m a magician. Oh, I see what you did there.
     
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s a big age difference but she was 18. The in high school is hyperbole. I don’t think he belongs in this thread.
     
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  29. electronic

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    You sure?
    https://people.com/archive/cover-story-the-game-of-love-vol-41-no-11/

     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    If we take his word for it according to that they didn’t do anything while she was underage. He also said he didn’t realize her age. Doesn’t seem to be the same as the subjects of this thread. But, like I said the age difference is huge and weird. Not something I’d do. Not something I think is cool. But, if she was turned 18 before they started being physical I can see why some might not have an issue. Also as far as I know this is the only example of him doing anything like this. I’d have an issue if it was part of a pattern.
     
  31. electronic

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    A 38 year-old television star getting the telephone number and taking a 17 year-old high schooler out for a romantic dinner is a problem, and you're just wrong if you think otherwise.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    not once did I say it was not. You’re barking up the wrong tree if you think I’ll defend that. Any 38 taking a 17 year old out is wrong. He got shit on at the time for it.

    All I said is simply if it didn’t get physical until she turned 18. If he didn’t realize at first that she was that young while wrong it’s not as bad as the shit posted in this thread and he doesn’t deserve to lumped in with the rest of the people in this thread. We can have levels. You can think something is creepy and wrong while also realizing other shit is worse.
     
  33. electronic

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    Taking out an underage girl certainly seems like grooming behavior in the pre smart phone days.

    I agree that I'm not currently aware of any other allegations against Seinfeld, but I think his behavior is similar to D'elia's considering the times.
     
  34. Daniel Ocean

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    reading the whole article it makes it seem as innocent as something like that could be. Granted that the spin of 1994 could have been different than what would be written in 2020.
     
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    It definitely is different...
     
  36. devine

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    Apparently there was an allegation against Bieber? But he just posted a whole timeline full of receipts showing the allegations were false.

     
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    Bieb said fuck a lawyer, I’ll lay out my own defense
     
  38. Mix

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    The most interesting part of that is that they were planning to stay at the La Quinta. WTF?
     
  39. wes tegg

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  40. theriner69er

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    it's not nearly as fucked up as fucking teens, but it's fucked up that celebs are going to need to keep (or now find, I guess) all receipts and proof of not fucking teens in case they are accused.

    What if Biebs didn't have all of this or was not able to track down receipts and stories? He'd be on the list? Proof and evidence still needs to be part of the equation here. These are often difficult accusations to prove, or disprove, which makes it a nightmare to try to navigate.
     
  41. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    la quintas have the best meth
     
  42. ashy larry

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  43. TC

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  44. Homo Erectus

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    Him hitting on girls her age isnt great (its definitely wrong), but she does look like a grown ass woman. He isn't looking specifically for underage girls. She would get picked up in any bar in the country.
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    #444 Homo Erectus, Jun 23, 2020
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  48. southside

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    Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s morally questionable. Oh, there’s this one too EB6E9D5C-9EB0-4F8F-A581-1AECAC412583.jpeg
     
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  50. TC

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    Leave it to user Homo Erectus for an enlightened take
     
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