Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    Something tells me the black HC of a HBCU is not a Republican
     
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  3. Beeds07

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    When Clay complained about Michigan getting in and Dukes seeding, I joked that I was putting them in my Final Four. I might be right.
     
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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Gonna go ahead and cross post this for more people who hate Clay to continue their hatred.
     
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    This settles it I’m moving to Florida and becoming a Florida Man
     
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  8. Truman

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  9. jbr

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    If pubes had pubes they would look like Buck’s “beard”
     
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  10. poor paul

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    oat milk is delicious, and great in coffee.
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    In west Texas, when you order lunch the waitress asks what don’t you won’t. Everyone gets T-bone steaks and baked potatoes and either you don’t want the corn on the cob or you don’t want green beans.
     
  12. fucktx

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
  13. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    It is the best milk for coffee but I would never use it for anything else.
     
  14. poor paul

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    one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987.
     
  15. wes tegg

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    It should also be noted that Clay's wrongness has ensured a Duke National Title.
     
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  16. Andy Reocho

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    Damnit.
     
  17. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    And people try to argue that the things these people say don’t have real world consequences
     
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  18. ashy larry

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    i make a banging sausage gravy with oat milk but i’m built different :idk:
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    My lib wife was just telling me this morning that Oat Milk is good in coffee
     
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  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The earthy notes really compliment the coffee taste
     
  21. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Not the only banging sausage you make
     
  22. ashy larry

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    we weren’t supposed to post about that
     
  23. BudKilmer

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    Not the way it woulda went down little brother
     
  24. The Banks

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    Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper this is Mr. Pibb.

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    Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.
     
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  25. Gritty Badger

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    weird, just had some delicious oat milk added to my coffee in Rosemary this weekend. Was the barista lady lying to me!?
     
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    Can u imagine being a white nationalist MAGA tough guy and being threatened by Oat Milk?
     
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  27. Lyrtch

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    i always thought people who fetishized "traditional" values were silly

    but the Trump era has made it so much weirder
     
  28. Beeds07

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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    not big on their yogurt, but chobani chocolate oat milk is the business
     
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  30. Sir Phobos

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    two things.

    1) I guarantee you that's the last face some poor co-ed ever saw

    2) I try (emphasis, I am a flawed human) to refrain from mocking someone for the genes they're given but I've never seen a more disgusting beard why in god's name does it curl that fucking much and how much of a loser are you to have zero people in your life to tell you how shit that looks because despite the initial pain you may feel you might come around to the idea that they're right and you're simply meant to be a clean-shaven man.
     
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  32. zeberdee

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    his beard looks like it was put on using the spraypaint function in ms paint.
     
  33. LetItSoak

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    Dude went to Amherst and is cosplaying a fly over state redneck :loldog:
     
  34. zeberdee

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    it gets better, he grew up in Manhattan.
     
  35. LetItSoak

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    His real name's Clarence
     
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  36. Mister Me Too

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    Buck Sexton is a great porn name
     
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  37. clemsonvianj

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    and Clarence lives at home with both of his parents.
     
  38. RockHardJawn39

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    And Clarence’s parents have a real nice marriage
     
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  40. Clown Baby

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  41. Beeds07

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    I’m assuming his name is something like Wyatt Warren Worthington Sexton IV and he goes by Buck instead.
     
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  42. Drown ‘Em

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    Quick Google search tells me that it is James Buckman Sexton. Aka Jimmy Sexton.
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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    "Sage Steele announces she is leaving ESPN and moving into the more lucrative profession of famous black republican woman who will say whatever you pay her to say"
     
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol don’t know what the 1st is that’s a shame
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    ESPN has gotten too WOKE under Disney. ESPN focus their coverage primarily on black athletics, while Americans really want more Chet Holmgren discussion. This is pandering.
     
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    Good night, sweet (draft) king
     
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