Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'd put good money on it
     
  2. CraigAnne Conway

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    Also, I'd put twitter UncleJesse and myself up against these scrubs any day.
    Jess could probably handle them himself
     
  3. Thoros of Beer

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    I think the mission statement of TMB should be "get clay travis fired."
     
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  4. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm shocked he hasn't been yet. Either fox sports just doesn't care or he just isn't relevant enough to bring attention to what he says.
    Normally I'd be all for a guy that says "fuck PC"... But clay is just a retard and a fuckboy
     
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  8. UncleJesse

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    I'll hop on in the late stages if it looks like its working and then pretend I was there from the start :smugdog:
     
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  12. UncleJesse

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    Sent an email to Dan Bell who is the vice president of communication for college football on Fox.

    Mr. Bell,

    While navigating my way through my news feed on Twitter yesterday, I noticed a story about a local weatherman and one of your employees, Clay Travis. As we all know Clay has a tendency to push the boundaries of what should be acceptable in sports journalism to an area of a petulant child screaming on the playground begging for attention. As I read through the article and then the accompanying tweet, I was confused as to how a corporation as big as Fox would allow something like this to go on. Can you please explain this to me?

    Clay Travis

    ✔@ClayTravis

    @paulheggenwsmv Subtweeting's like jerking off in the closet while someone else screws your wife. Something you're probably familiar with.



    As you can see, that is a pretty vile statement for one to make to a total stranger, much less for the rest of the world to see it as well. To make matters worse, my grandson was sitting on my lap at the time I was reading the story. I am all for fun and games on Twitter, but I feel like this really crosses a line. I don't wish for you to reply back to me because I am sure you are a busy man, but do the right thing as I am sure you will. Good day.
     
  13. $P1

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    Amazing fucking post. Just fucking amazing.
     
  14. CraigAnne Conway

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    :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  15. Phil Connors

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  16. UncleJesse

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    Just got a new follower on Twitter.

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    My name's Clay and I'm a cuck. :(
     
  17. UncleJesse

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    Anybody still have that Brazzers picture with Eddie George fucking Clay's wife?
     
  18. CraigAnne Conway

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    lol press the #1 below my name
     
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    didnt you originally tweet this out to Clay?
     
  20. UncleJesse

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  21. UncleJesse

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    Thanks man. Might want to spoiler it though.
     
  22. fsugrad99

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  23. UncleJesse

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    I may have. Might have been what got me blocked. I will have to check.

    EDIT: Can't find it if I did. May have been Hoss.
     
  24. Jax Teller

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    Y'all need to write a nice email about that story clay wrote advising to pick up women at abused women shelters. Send it to every big wig at fox and some big feminism groups.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    When Clay Travis says that the aim is to become the most destructive humor force does he mean that he wants to literally destroy comedy through shallow and derivative drivel?
     
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  26. Tobias

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    love the barstool guys clowning him for how pathetic he is

    teel wes tegg
     
  27. LeonardWashington

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    on twitter?
     
  28. Daddy Rabbit

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  29. jrmy

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    Clay Travis has succeeded in his goal to be the most devastating force on social
    media because he prompted a weatherman to release one of the more savage 1-2 KOs I've seen on Twitter in a long time.
     
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  30. three stacks

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    it hurts me to think how much i detest clay travis
     
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  31. Magneto

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    That should be tweeted to him daily.
     
  32. Tobias

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    his tweets about his army piss me off way more than a random stranger really should

    i hope he murder-suicides shu
     
  33. Truman

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  34. Teflon Queen

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    He's like the Ross of whatever his profession is
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    Father-son fishing trip organizer?
     
  36. THEBLUERAIDER

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  37. CraigAnne Conway

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  38. Teflon Queen

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    And?
     
  39. THEBLUERAIDER

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    And nothing. Just pointing out that it wasn't only a poll about black qbs.
     
  40. Tobias

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    thanks clay
     
  41. Moxin24

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    Unless he has, "all of them" as a possible answer choice I don't think its that bad.
     
  42. Goose

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    I tweeted first I think. BuckeyeRiot created it I believe

    It got me blocked by ole Clay
     
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  44. BuckeyeRiot

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    It was literally posted on the first page.
     
  45. og

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    dude should be living on the street.
     
  46. UncleJesse

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    Well excuse me Mr. Perfect!!!
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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  49. kyloren

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    I found it humurous