Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. ashy larry

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    Chris Hayes being on this cock-sucker's case is a welcomed development.

    Shoulda stuck to pudding snacks.

     
  2. Wu

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    Clay's gonna have to go home and get his fucking shine box before the day's done
     
  3. Wu

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    Unassailable logic here
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    He'll play the martyr.
     
  5. Tobias

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  6. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    No crime = not an issue

    Clay is a treasure
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Implicit in that is that Clay can't get laid regardless of the circumstances
     
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  8. Tobias

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    clay i don't believe those are your kids and i won't believe it until proved by a paternity test. gonna need some proof. can't just accept that at face value
     
  9. wes tegg

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    Clay seems like the type of guy you could get to tell stories about doing a drug you made up.
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Everyone in the family has lice except for Clay. Explain that
     
  11. Wu

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    I see what you did there
     
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  12. Damion

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    being accused of being a clay travis fan is incredibly insulting
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    Toughen up snowflakes
     
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  14. spagett

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    Jesus. Anyone who has ever encouraged him should feel horrible.

    His attempts at humor are traumatic.
     
  15. fsudan

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    if I get a bunch of tats then will I be tough?
     
  16. spagett

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    Like a FSU/Jags fan doesn't already have a bunch of tats
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Toughen up snowflake
     
  18. fsudan

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    Pussay
     
  19. Teflon Queen

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    You do have to be pretty dang tough to get tats. I would certainly cry if I tried to get one.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    I was shocked when they killed her.
     
  21. fsudan

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    I agree. Those guys are fucking soldiers
     
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  22. Teflon Queen

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    Tougher than soldiers imo
     
  23. VaxRule

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    Also having to expand the definition of the word "offensive."
     
  24. Teflon Queen

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    I am confused at what Clay's target audience. Are there actually men who think saying boobs is hella boss? Is his audience teenagers? It's utterly confounding.
     
  25. Thoros of Beer

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  26. w2b

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    lotta you fuckers loved him 3-4 years ago when he would claim thuggish, predatory Jameis took advantage of pure, virginal white girl.

    #stilltriggered
     
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  28. texasraider

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    I just think he's a faggot that got cucked by Eddie George
     
  29. devine

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    Why are you lumping me in that group
     
  30. devine

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    His audience is the alt right. Same group that voted trump
     
  31. southlick

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  32. w2b

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    collateral quote damage.
     
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  33. Constant

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    Lol at calling Clay Travis a "talent".
     
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  34. JGator1

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    So many deep state conspiracies going on involving Jameis. Heard he and Jimbo smell like sulfur.
     
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  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    About time we dust off your buddy's essay getting plagiarized by Clay
     
  36. fsudan

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    If it's bad, blame trump
     
  37. Constant

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    You're confusing correlation with causality. Trump didn't cause Clay Travis. They're both just symptoms of the same disease.
     
  38. Jigga

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    It kinda did
     
  39. wes tegg

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    I'm sure he still has it, but I don't think either one is still published. I really should've saved them.
     
  40. Pelican

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  41. bstaple12

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    If you bet Clay Travis' football plays, you'd be better off just setting your money on fire
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Because fire kills the lice
     
  43. wes tegg

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    People too dumb, racist, and immature for finebaum.
     
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  44. Owsley

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    Finebaum is so awesome
     
  45. wes tegg

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    He can rile up the idiots without becoming the caricature of one. There's actual tact in his craft.
     
  46. Virgil Caine

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    He's always been this way, but more so now in the age of Trump. He's a perfect symptom of Trumpism: The ability of white males to be able to say what they want about women and people of color without consequence.
     
  47. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    But but but he voted for Obama twice
     
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  48. Teflon Queen

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    I still don't get it. I guess Swim Cantore types?