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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Dec 24, 2018.
Notre Dame might only lose by 21 now.
Ostarine is a SARM. Same family of compounds Grier got popped for
I’m guessing they were taken in suppository form.
Getting popped by the NCAA is an automatic 1 year suspension, right? Mitch McGary had to enter the draft because he tested positive for weed at the NCAA tournament and was facing a 1 year suspension.
But I imagine Lawerence was already going pro anyway.
It’s called playing college football.
Quite the escalation from deer antler spray
Dabo has some more baptisms to do.
Will probably just make it worse. Roid rage and all
They should be removed from the playoff and replaced by the 5th ranked team.
Yeah. Lawrence was gone anyway.
What's everyone eating for dinner today
Sugar bowl should be a play in game iyam.
But they shouldn’t tell the teams until after.
Chinese and Sushi, then packing for the trip to watch Lawrence play and inevitably ruin our run game.
"This particular substance can come from anything," Swinney said. "And these three players have no clue -- in fact, they thought it was a joke when I called them. They have no clue how this has gotten in their system. It could come from hair products. It could come from a cream. It could come from protein. It could come from a product that you order or buy online that you think there's nothing wrong with it. It could be anything. Literally, it could be a drink -- something in a drink.
"... We're going to do everything we can to figure out if it is in the system. Heck, I don't know. I mean, who's to say that it is there? I mean, that's what we're being told, but there's -- they all will have legal representation, and there will be a process to go through to find out."
"I think it's important, very important, that the message is accurate and that the truth is told because these are three great young men, three great young men, that I believe in and that I know, without a doubt, have not intentionally done anything to jeopardize their opportunity or this team," Swinney said.
The substance is literally illegal in all forms in the United States and can only be found on the black market.
Man it could have been in their Coke at CFA.
I knew they were cheating when we played them
Between this and Jon Jones I can't open USADA's website atm..
Also as stupid as dabo's statement is it got me thinking we have probably defied odds that no Harvey Upyike character has been found to have spiked an athlete's food/drink/supplements etc with PEDs
Man Dabo is the real deal. He’s short and dumb looking. Able to play stupid very well. Very non threatening.
Doping is now clemsoning.
clemson and the russians, way to go comrade dabo
That’s certainly a different approach than the one McElwain took when this happened to Grier.
According to the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, in terms of day-to-day products, “there are in fact products that contain ostarine, but only illegal ones.” Additionally, the agency added on its website that because ostarine “is not approved for human use or consumption in the U.S., or in any other country, there are no legal medications that contain ostarine.”
“However,” the website continued, “you should be aware that some dietary supplement manufacturers illegally put SARMs like ostarine in their products and sell them as “legal steroids” or “research only” chemicals. Moreover, they may omit ostarine from the label entirely, or use misleading names to confuse consumers.”
Eating taco salad tonight. Probably some hot apple cider with caramel vodka
Thots and Players
These mother fuckers just out here eating hair gel or something?
is the game being moved to california?
Guys just please be careful out there, you could literally be ingesting illegal drugs at any moment and not even know it.
Hopefully it's just a sliver tho
If our players got caught Herman would just be a defensive asshole about it and I imagine would scream some expletives and throw his pint glass of vodka on the rocks against his hill country limestone wall.
You can literally imagine dabo sitting with his family and receiving a phone call and announcing to his family with a deeply concerned but confused face that Ricky and Bobby and Jason all just had a positive test for....wait...... what.......performance enhancing drugs???? Then things fade out to a Tropicana orange juice commercial only for the show to start again with Dabo’s wife rubbing his back while he looks incredulously into a roaring fire, telling him she’s sure it’s all just a misunderstanding.
Of course if this happened to Saban you just imagine him coldly asking for the room to be cleared (he’s at the facility with his entire staff) so he can pick up his burner phone and have those players processed into bolivian.
The REC doesn’t even allow these issues to get to Saban
IF that’s the truth, I’m sure it’s also the same exact reason you’d consume it.
More like they sheepishly enter his bunker to let him know hoping they don’t lose their dealership delivering the news.
Make sure to check it all for osterine before you eat. That shit is everywhere.
I'm on it. Can't trust my family not to sneak an illegal supplement into the meat
There really should be a PSA about that shit.
This is like the time somebody kept putting exstasy into everything Noah Spence was drinking.
The audacity of Dabo is kind of upsetting when he gets 3 players popping simultaneously he’s getting into conspiracy territory, and we just immmediately throw Grier on the mercy of the NCAA.
But then I think about how we were able to destroy McElwains career and drive him out of town and it makes me happy again.
Were these the only 3 kids randomly tested?
I'm having things that might possibly contain osterine for dinner tonight.
Doesn’t seem fair that these guys get away without punishment, the NCAA should force Trevor Lawrence to serve Dexter Lawrence’s suspension.
Ostarine can, and has been, found in supplements that have come from a manufacturer that produces SARMs and things like pre-workout and other supplements. It’s an extremely small sample, though. SARMs have just recently become illegal so I’m sure for a while they had been buying this legally and didn’t care about WADA/USADA
Sammy Watkins missed about 4 months for his arrest of Adderall and a small amount of weed. Included was a missed game vs auburn
Martavis Bryant missed the same for failing an internal drug test (ny6 bowl included)
Deon cain missed 4 months including an orange bowl and national championship game.
Jokes aside, Coach Swinney doesn't play games with this stuff.
Nah. Your guys were apparently clean .
Our players only ingest red wine and unleavened bread.
Get on our level.
And duck confit?