Clemson Players Doping

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  1. jokewood

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  2. NilesIrish

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    Dabo's Dunk Tank“®” must contain the juice.
     
  3. HotMic

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    Clemson Cozens
     
  4. Wu

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  5. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    inject pharmaceutical turboboosters all year
     
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  6. PCH

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    How is this news? ~15% of 15% of our 115 players tested positive.


    Yea, that was reported in December.
     
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    gene Sapakoff
     
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    God's still punishing Notre Dame for the Charlie Weiss years
     
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  9. IHHH

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    What?
     
  10. IHHH

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    Only thing I could care about in this story is if it instructed me on which drug to purchase to have the same glorious hair that Trevor Lawrence has.
     
  11. Doc Louis

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    Oh that's a Prozac Rogaine combo called Progainz.
     
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  12. CUtigers86

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    FSU should consider it
     
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  13. William

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  14. HotMic

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  15. Jake Scott

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    Kirby needs to bring in Jon Jones as a consultant for our nutritionist
     
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  16. cutig

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    That's what they've been arguing the entire time. It could've been an unlisted ingredient in something :idk:
     
  17. IHHH

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    WE FINALLY DID IT! Nd is the champion
     
  18. IHHH

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    Yeah of course, just a common mistake. It could have easily been another substance too. What an incredible set of events

    So unlucky
     
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  19. Papa

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    Nothing new there other than the clickbait headline
     
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  20. cutig

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    Yep. Exact same story as December
     
  21. electronic

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    Do we know the level of steroid that was present in the sample? Ie, were there just trace amounts?
     
  22. cutig

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    Trace amounts is what they said when it happened
     
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  23. Jake Scott

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    Picograms, they were micro dosing.
     
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  24. IHHH

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    Trace amounts for like 7 players out of 14 tested. I guess some guys process things faster than others.
     
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  25. PCH

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    3. Trace amounts in 3.
     
  26. electronic

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    Seems unlikely that only 3 players would be affected in that scenario, but it really doesn’t bother me much. I think it’s dumb that athletes can’t safely and appropriately use performance enhancing drugs, especially for recovery.
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    Their pee was coming out colored like mountain dew pitch black. NCAA prefers it be no darker than mountain dew game fuel.
     
  28. IHHH

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    I am just stirring the pot a bit, I actually agree and I don’t think it would’ve made a difference in the outcome. I doubt that Nd is completely clean too.
     
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  29. electronic

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    Are those real things?
     
  30. Doc Louis

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    Yes. And there is a caffeine free mountain dew option available abroad.
     
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  31. xec

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    Dabo: “They could have gotten them anywhere, even from the shampoo” or from our S&T steroid supply cabinets.
    Doping = the new Clemsoning.
     
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  32. Joe_Pesci

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    Sounds like everyone except those 3 was able to get clean piss
     
  33. billdozer

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  34. xec

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    Everyone else doped up on the designer not-yet-dectectable stuff. Whoever gave those three the wrong stuff got their ass chewed.
     
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  35. IHHH

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    [​IMG]
     
  36. JonathanCoachman

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    Clemson needs to give out some PED’s to their message board warriors because the spin job I am seeing in here is WEAK.
     
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  37. xec

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    How do you spin Dabo’s admission that We Gave Our Players Steroids
     
  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Jesus told him to do it.
     
  39. bertwing

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    Are you a Clemson fan now
     
  40. electronic

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    Nah. I rooted for Clemson over Bammer in the title game, and some UGA fans couldn’t believe I would do something like that, so I leaned into the criticism. Clemson can get fucked, but I still believe they were easily the lesser of two evils from UGA’s perspective.
     
  41. IrishLAX2

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    “Trace amounts” is what was self-reported by Clemson. To protect the players, the NCAA does not report any details on drug test results, other than telling the University their ruling. The rest can be reported however the university wants, and they’re held to no standard there.

    Bama actually called their suspensions a “violation of team rules” at first. It wasn’t until the media pressed on Saban that a little bit more of the truth came out.

    But in short, we’re likely never going to get the full story because the universities have full control over that. And the NCAA doesn’t care as long as the suspensions are served.
     
  42. DollarBillHokie

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    The only part of that article that states any possibility Clemson gave the players steroids was the headline.
     
  43. TC

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    Pretty impressive. The steroids must be found in everything up there. I’d test the clemson ice cream next
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    Maybe there are steroids in that rock they touch
     
  45. billdozer

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    How else are they supposed to get to 110%?
     
  46. cutig

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    That's all it is. Thought everyone knew that
     
  47. clemsontyger04

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    That damn ice cream has something in it.
     
  48. IHHH

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    Who spiked the ice cream with ped again?
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    I sure wish Auburn starts accidentally giving their players steroids
     
  50. xec

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    It’s the Clemson-friendly Post And Courier. That’s enough, really.