Colorado Athletics: Shoving swizzle sticks in our pee holes

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by SP Buff, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. BUZZARD

    BUZZARD I like fucking bitches in old satellite dishes.

    Ralphie’s a girl
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    don’t assume their gender
     
  3. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    I'll fuck a hole in your forehead
     
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  4. CUgator

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    Top 5 favorite Buff
     
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  5. BUZZARD

    BUZZARD I like fucking bitches in old satellite dishes.

    You so much as try and I will sweet talk (aka fuck the dogshit out of) youre prettiest cousin. But holy shit do I respect your response—great stuff right here. Keep on keepin on, CB.
     
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  6. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  7. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  8. The Banks

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  9. CUgator

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    6 more quarters of Chev to go

     
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  10. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Its good football if you like to take naps
     
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  11. CUgator

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    What’s the fewest first downs for a winning team in the modern era? 8 has to be close

    edit: missed one. A whopping 9 first downs.
     
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  12. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  13. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Embarrassing
     
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  14. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  15. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  16. CUgator

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    I’d still like to fire the entire staff and AD into the sun.

    Chev better be gone by 9am on the 29th
     
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  17. CUgator

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    Sums it up nicely:



    14/21 is absolutely insane
     
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  18. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Utes gunna give us a front wedgie and spit in our mouth
     
  19. CUgator

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    fixed
     
  20. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    :babyneedabottle:
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Hey no kink shaming if that’s your thing; Huuzah
     
  22. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Please don't enter the portal

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  23. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    This basketball game is offensive
     
  24. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    OFFENSIVE

     
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  25. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  26. Bay Bandit

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    Never in doubt, tough shit nerds.
     
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  27. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Oh no. We're televised today?

    Our apologies.
     
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  28. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    This will be brutal
     
  29. CUgator

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    mother of god
     
  30. CUgator

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    Do we think Chev gets canned this weekend or we wait til Monday?
     
  31. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Sooner the better
     
  32. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Nikkkkkkkkkooooooo
     
  33. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    No Vlachos
    No Chiv
    No Langsdorf promotion
     
  34. CUgator

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    There was enough talent on this team to find 6 wins. Coaching was just pure and utter shit.
     
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  35. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Annnnnd his leg fell off
     
  36. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Players have more fight left in them than the staff does.

    That punt is a nice fucking bow tie on this shit season.
     
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  37. CUgator

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    And now, we wait…
     
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  38. Bay Bandit

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    New OC
    Find OL Coach
    Find a dedicated DL coach (pretty please)
    WR Coach

    I am going to be bummed when Langsdorf is the OC, Wilson remains over the DL, and we just add a WR and OL coach to this fucking mess.
     
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  39. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  40. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    This is going better than expected

     
  41. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  42. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Your Pac 12 LEADING Colorado Buffaloes
     
  43. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Everyone getting shiny new coaches and we are going to end up with Buttfuck Bill and his 1 legged Cousin-Brother.
     
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  44. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  45. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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    Oh well I suppose

     
  46. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  49. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo No he’s not. He’s just fat and tired
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  50. Daniel Ocean

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    beg to differ with you bro. I quite enjoyed it and had a jolly old splendid time watching it.

    it made me think of the old saying

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