Come for the hypocrisy, stay for the dog: The official Kirk Herbstreit thread.

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  1. CUAngler

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  2. herb.burdette

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    The story about Jesus casting the money changers out of the temple was fake news.
     
  3. Fran Tarkenton

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  4. Redav

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    LifeSurge shit needs it's own thread
     
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  5. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is insanity and America is doomed for a generation or two

    I attended the Life Surge event in Columbus on Saturday. What I found were several Ohio State football legends helping funnel financially illiterate Christians into an obvious financial scam. www.rooster.info/p/lifesurge-...

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  6. The Blackfish

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    I knew we let Downs go for a reason
     
  7. Redav

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    I enjoy how Urban Meyer leverages his faith despite like uh everything he's done in his life
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    Atlanta will never have one of these because we will never win a title.


    Boom life hack
     
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  9. phunkybuck

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    Don’t forget Saban too
     
  10. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Redav

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    According to the article Meyer was the only one dumb enough to show up in person. The rest you meet if you sign up for classes, pesumably for separation from the class action lawsuit that is soon to follow
     
  12. Saul Shabazz

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    even the decorative owl is like "dude, fuck this dickhead"
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    No Atlanta athletes :yousoright:


    America would be better place if the duck dynasty people died in the swamp
     
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  14. Retroactively claiming the title for ND, not like there is any association at all with giving money to a religious cause that is misused
     
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  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    Should have done it at the Braves stadium, the premier maga white flight entertainment district.
     
  16. The Blackfish

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    Yep cut that bitch loose as well.
     
  17. yaywaffles

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    ed mylett looks like someone started erasing his eyes but stopped halfway through
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    Reminds me of the guy I saw on social media the other day arguing immigrants aren’t people so aren’t entitled to due process while wearing a WWJD bracelet.
     
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  19. Hank Scorpio

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    woah woah! Let he who hasn't shoved their thumb up a girl's butthole at the restaurant they own, cast the first stone!
     
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  20. Schadenfred

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    Other than goosing his 20's non-wife in a bar, I think my favorite Urbangelical story was telling recruit Sharrif Floyd that he had a dream just the night before where God told him to return to the Florida sidelines to coach Floyd, whom Urban told he would gladly die for.

    Now that's a prime example of using God's name in vain instead of as merely a curse word.
     
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  21. IvanTheTerrible

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    Feels like th best place to post this given the Urban Meyer talk....
     
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  22. Redav

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    How do you come across that map? I would be scared to even search for it
     
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  23. Saul Shabazz

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    I bet as a pro-am circumciser he has sources
     
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  24. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    This NOLA viral account I followed shared this and I was like oooh that’s an auto unfollow.
     
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  25. Redav

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    I want to fact check that map but I don't want to search those words on any device I own
     
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  26. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Dave Ramsey so pissed he didn’t think of this first.
     
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  27. Saul Shabazz

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    Most interestingly, Meyer detailed how he installed Bible study classes and church services at Ohio State. Meyer claimed they circumvented an Ohio State lawyer’s concerns about the Constitutionally mandated separation of church and state by calling the services “reflection.”

    he's so gross
     
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  28. Saul Shabazz

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    also, yes, I realize Bobby would 100% be involved in this if he was alive
     
  29. Redav

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    Isn't Urban Catholic? It's not like that matters in whatever this is but it's a weird crossover to prosperity gospel
     
  30. wes tegg

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    He did? Hrs been doing basically this for 30 years.
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    It’s mutually exclusive.
     
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  32. herb.burdette

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    It seems like Tebow got involved and Meyer assisted with the Columbus event to help him out.

    But yes, Meyer and his wife (and daughters) are nuts. Shelly Meyer spent most of 2020 tweeting Covid conspiracies and his daughters think dinosaurs are fake news.
     
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  33. Saul Shabazz

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    and Shelly is a nurse smh

    that family sucks
     
  34. TC

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    What about indulgences
     
  35. wes tegg

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    Even during medieval abuse of indulgences, the point was sacrifice to avoid punishment, not pay for temporal financial reward. More “buy your way out” (indulgences) than “buy your way in” (prosperity gospel).
     
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  36. Redav

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    Prosperity gospel just seems like a very protestant thing
     
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  37. Saul Shabazz

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    urban is from the Pete Bell school of I pray to the same Jesus as ___'s mama
     
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  38. CaneKnight

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    I have a ton of questions, but I'm also in agreement with the person calling him a Pedo
     
  39. zeberdee

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    thought the same thing about Sirianni. guessing they don't really care as long as the check clears.
     
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  40. Saul Shabazz

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    Check Clears
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    it's all the same scheme
     
  41. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I meant with celebrities and on this scale. His classes for the most part are smaller.
     
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  42. beeds7

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    Hope Lou does soon so this doesn’t hit ND. The rafters would be full of former ND chuds.
     
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  43. CF3234

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    which kind of baptist are you?
     
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  44. Fran Tarkenton

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  45. Tobias

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    what a deeply deranged person
     
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  46. bro

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    So like, do his kids just have half a dog?
     
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  47. Upton^2

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    Are Kirk’s goldens named after the disciples?
     
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  48. 40wwttamgib

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    Kirk is from centerville ohio. A breeding ground for some of the worst people in SW Ohio.

    but to answer your question … if he was “actually” religious instead of putting on a charade, I’d be very surprised.
     
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  49. Tobias

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    wasnt his last shield from criticism named ben?
     
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  50. southlick

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    I think has a whole pack of dogs