When we go out to eat or something my dad will wear a pearl button snap western shirt, wranglers, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. He looks like a Republican meme. I grew up listening to him explain how Republicans are the literal worst people ever and he legit hates the fuck out of all of them.
I hired this crotchety old welder in 2020 who had a little bit of the Oregonian fake Southern twang when he talked. Always pegged him for a conservative. When 1/6 happened I went into the shop and he was listening to the NPR live coverage of them kicking out all the Trumpets of the Capitol and he was just fuming. I was like “man thats crazy” (thinking he was pissed about them not succeeding) he was like “yeah fuck these fascist assholes trying to overthrow the US government. They all should have gotten bullets”. I was like
As a black person I will attest that this is indeed racist. IHHH when I say the world is better off without some white people, it’s shit bags who say shit like this.
The fact that I once commended Candace Owens grift lives rent free in the shame portion of my brain along with my Jheri curls in 6th grade.
For the record I’ve never understood racists and phobes of any kind. I guess it’s the same as people saying their flags for a four year old treason is their “heritage” but it makes no sense. People just want to me left alone. I can’t speak for everyone but the other sides “acceptance” means shit to me. I don’t like Brussel sprouts. I don’t go to social media and act like a bitch if they’re served at a restaurant. I ignore them and don’t eat them. I detest evangelicals, but I’m not spending ten pages arguing with them for two reasons. The first is I’m not self important enough to think my opinion matters to them. Second I’m mot a sociopath. This is my weird way of telling people like Saul to fuck off.
Brussel sprouts are fucking delicious though. Have you ever tried them from a restaurant or place that specializes in them?
Nobody actually likes Brussels sprouts. They just like the fat and spices and sauces that they get cooked in.
so everyone is clear, this is the cornerstone of their current target freak out they’re not getting rid of rainbows and shit, they’re getting rid of something with a tangible benefit to trans women. i hate it here
My parents didn't really know how to cook growing up so I thought I didn't like a lot of stuff I actually do
This becoming exhausting like all of it and it’s not good for my mental health. I’m just about done with this country and everyone that lives in it
bro: “I love Brussels sprouts” Me: “cool, here are some” bro: “Nah, you gonna have to simmer them shits in a gallon of bacon fat for me first.”
I’m trying to think of the non sports or political thing that got me worked up even though it had no impact on my life and maybe it’s skinny jeans. Side note, I own a couple pair of skinny jeans now. Maybe it’s white claws because I didn’t piss off enough people with my Brussel sprouts take.
Had a conversation with a colleague about this today and he brought this up. He went with "Man my 5 year old could see that and ask questions." I laughed and called bullshit. I told him that he and I could both walk by that suit and have zero clue what that was for. We wouldn't even look twice at it. Neither would most women. The only people that will know what it is are those that will benefit from it. 99% of cis people didn't know it was even a thing until this week. He surpsingly agreed and said he hadn't really thought it through.
My experience in middle and high school locker room is that you’re supposed to tuck everything down between your legs (and then yell hey look at me).
I hated steak because my mom would always have to have them well done because if there’s any pink we’d get worms. I didn’t have a decent steak until my mid-20’s because I thought it all sucked because it was shoe leather.
I really hope this Target boycott picks up steam with conservatives, because I'm fucking tired of waiting in long lines at check out
I’ve never really considered what tucking actually entails so I have no clue if you’re fucking with me. Sounds pretty metal though.