CONCACAF Thread

Lmao

 

Shit

 

Damn he was almost off that line

 

What a loser

 

What a miss

 

How you say, “choked on applesauce” in espanol?

 

Hell of a divot on that 6th shot for Canada

 

:whistlingnoises:

 

Sprinted cause he was nervioso

 

Congrats to all of our Guatemalan posters.

 

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

Poetic that Canada loses from hitting the crossbar

 

Daaaaaang

 

holy shit that crowd. awesome.

 

Want to see the 19 year old crying

 

Oh (no) Canada

 

Someone post that beautiful panenka.

 

I know lol FIFA rankings but Canada was 30 and Guatemala was 106 behind such heavy hitters as Belarus and Tajikistan. Holy shit.

 

How delayed will the US game be?

 

Jesse Marsch: Less (deserved) snide remarks on Pulisic, more time coaching your team's composure

 

One has to wonder if Canada will ever become a serious sporting nation

 

I want to join the shit talking, but the Ticos will probably score off a corner and navas will stone wall us all game

 

Specifically waiting for this exact reason.

 

Just keep your mouth shut for fucks sake.

 

Wonderful

 

USMNT is so stinky

 

We are on the path.

 

Time to crack out my old Costa Rica jersey.

 

I have a Guatemala shirt that I’ll be wearing for the next match

 

Hahahaha clowns

 

Are you banned from the USMNT thread or something?

 

Against Costa Rica?

 

I don’t like the usmnt so id rather just post in this than in that one where everyone likes them

 

Hopefully

 

tyfys

 

Buddy, there’s tons of hate towards USMNT players. We’ve got a fuckin Berhalter taking corners and free kicks.

 

Misses PKs, things of that nature

 

Ofc he misses

 

Some nations just don’t have the juice for penalties

 

They play like the Canadian dudes in the NBA like Dillon Brooks and Mathurin and Nesmith, where they're the toughest shit talkers in the league and also the world's biggest babies when it comes back around.

 

Sorry, I didn't know that the kings of concacaf, where every player said "yes coach, I'm in" lost in the quarterfinals to Guatemala.

 

My guys want to be here. We're gonna win some hardware.

-loses to Guatemala

 

Makes you wonder how much of Canada's rise was due to their drone spy network and Herdman's earpiece

 

Fuck Canada, although Montreal is one of my favorite long weekend trips.

Fuck Canada, Montreal is only like a 5 hour drive and it's lovely.

Fuck Canada, it's got this rooftop pool where you can change inside and swim under a wall and the pool is heated but it's snowing outside

 

Great country with great people. Much like USA. Maybe one day if your electorate gets its head out of its arse, and you haven’t burned to the ground, we will come for a visit.