#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  2. El Tiburon

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    This one must have been posted by Hannah Storm.
     
  3. Nug

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    Absolutely refuse to believe that this was posted seriously.
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

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    • Maybe wrapped a mozzarella stick in a pan pepperoni and sausage pizza slice.
     
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  5. Truman

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    Ramen pizza is a thing? :blech:
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  6. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    i bet you could concoct some dank ramen pizza if you tried.
     
  7. Futureman

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    Black people make some of the best food on earth, but it appears when they do not know what they're doing they make some of the worst food on earth.
     
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  8. KNOTT

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    I almost threw up looking at these pics this morning.
     
  9. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    yep

    ive seen some dank ramen burgers out there too
     
  10. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I've done it srs. It's on my instagram if you wanna follow up :D
     
  11. Taques

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    i do :3
     
  12. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    ramen and peanut butter is a great snack when hiking/camping
     
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  13. Taques

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    is that chicken microwaved
     
  14. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    Susan knows how to give him e-coli lmbo
     
  15. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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  16. Gtr

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    this is blowing my mind right now
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Cooking for fatties.
     
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  18. killerwvu

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  19. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Susan knows he likes a good nut sack
     
  20. Gtr

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    nothing wrong with pickled chicken legs imo
     
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  21. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    it took me a minute to realize that was supposed to be a sand castle.

    And not a giant sand dick.
     
  22. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    seriously that thing is veiny
     
  23. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    don't tell Shocker it's not a sand dick
     
  24. Mitch Cumstein

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    I didn't know what it was until you explained it. Thought it was a giant cinnamon dick.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    Well that just sounds delicious.
     
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  26. bertwing

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    I had a friend that would try and concoct these Ramen dishes every fucking night we got turnt up

    He'd put shit in there like shrimp, fajita chicken, fajita steak, Italian sausage, sautéed spinach, steamed broccoli, etc

    Those are just the ones I remember. He would not leave anyone alone until they all took at least a couple bites and would be like "ITS GOOD ISNT IT?" When I'd rather taste my own ass.

    Not sure if I was so hungover the next morning or if I had salmonella
     
  27. CUZ28

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    seriously underrated post.
     
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  28. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I have a love hate relationship with this thread.
     
  29. Arkadin

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    What part about Ramen and shrimp tastes bad
     
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  30. bertwing

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    Nothing

    It was all the extra shit that was terrible
     
  31. Damion

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    got drunk and made these last weekend

    they were delicious
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Mitch Cumstein

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    fried baloney is solid. melted generic sliced cheese food over grits? hung ova.
     
  34. Gtr

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    I like the use of negative space on the presentation of Fried Bologna with American Cheese "Grits". 8/10 would bang
     
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  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    "I'm not hungry, I had a late lunch today."

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  36. cutig

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    she even cut the chicken to make sure it was cooked.. atleast when steve dies from eating it, it won't be from undercooked chicken
     
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  37. wes tegg

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    I think that's fish.
     
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  38. Joe_Pesci

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    what is the green stuff?
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    Pork Rind Breaded Fried Chicken:
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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    At first I thought it was three jars of spicy brown mustard
     
  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Looks like babyshit, Clark
     
  42. wes tegg

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    That could be fire.
     
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  43. Jean-Ralphio

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    Thread about to get some #health

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  44. Mitch Cumstein

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    guacamole?
     
  45. wes tegg

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    Pesto is my guess.