#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Keef

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    Braves were serving that in stadium for a while
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  2. TC

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    This morning I had the idea to pour coffee into my cereal along with milk. Has anyone ever tried that
     
  3. One Two

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  4. bertwing

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    That looks like a plate of parasites
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

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  6. TC

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    I'm over it. He knows what he's doing now
     
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  7. UncleJesse

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    Guy is legit going to kill somebody.
     
  8. UncleJesse

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    The secret to a good filet is low and slow with no no sear until well done. Even Kirk Cousins knows this.
     
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  9. devine

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    What are those
     
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  10. UncleJesse

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    It appears they used to be filet mignon.
     
  11. IanBoyd

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    #puremichigan
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

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    Yikes.
     
  13. wes tegg

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    He's got to be trolling...



     
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  14. UncleJesse

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    It's like he grilled them at 150 degrees for 6 hours.
     
  15. devine

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    Only a matter of time before some of the guys from the bbq thread lose their minds
     
  16. Arkadin

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    Tbh that's what I expect food in michigan to look like
     
  17. HOOSINSC

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    hopefully he at least marinated those filets.
     
  18. TC

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    Who's getting roasted worse ITT, Kirk or the filets? LOL!
     
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  19. wes tegg

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    The checking the temperature of visibly raw meat is killing me. :roll:
     
  20. UncleJesse

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    Dales low sodium marinade. Only the finest.
     
  21. UncleJesse

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    In fairness, those have probably been on there for two hours now. He has to change the propane tank halfway through.
     
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  22. IanBoyd

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  23. IanBoyd

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    Who doesn't enjoy a nice plate of flame steamed steak?
     
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  24. Heesu

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  25. Celemo

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    I for one still long for the days of when I lived in Oscoda. Pops would roll out the grill around 11:30, Fire it up, have a couple Stroh’s and 6 hours later it was steak time
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    It took me like 4 second glances to confirm this was beef not chicken.
     
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  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    It looks like a whole human liver.
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

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    Who did it worse?

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    OR

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  29. devine

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    Definitely the latter
     
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  30. Beachy Toast

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  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    whatever is on that grill reminds me of those wood shoes you see Dutch people wearing when they're being stereotyped
     
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  32. IanBoyd

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    it took me twice that long to figure out it wasn't shark.
     
  33. HOOSINSC

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  34. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Maybe I missed this pages back. But who found this individual and why were they follow this psycho serial killer? I mean, I’m grateful for sure. Just curious
     
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  35. Arkadin

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    That's skiedfrillet. He's posted here a long time. I believe his mother originally found him wandering around a Sonic eating scraps and cigarette butts
     
  36. Icculus is a Bammer

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    No! It’s not over yet!
     
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  37. TC

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    I think he's doing it for the lulz man
     
  38. Icculus is a Bammer

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    But he would have to actually take the time to prepare that food ... I don’t want to believe
     
  39. Arkadin

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    I think he's definitely just supremely broke
     
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  40. TC

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    I just creeped his Gram...food pics are actually only a small percent of what he posts. It's mostly just his mug over and over again. Maybe he's legit
     
  41. NP13

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    He's an "actor", so most definitely is broke.
     
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  42. TC

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    Why'd he put ice in beer though??

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  43. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Cus Mikey. That’s why
     
  44. sc_chant

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    How else are you supposed to drink the ginger ale he mixed with it?
     
  45. BuckeyeRiot

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    To keep it cold. Do you even thermodynamics bro?
     
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  46. Icculus is a Bammer

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    He might be bullshitting ...

     
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  47. One Two

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    I think he just lacks self awareness. He's got a small cult following.

    Seems like a nice guy but is a bit of a doofus. Very entertaining Instagram follow
     
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  48. London Humphreys

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    So, Hoss Bonaventure ? Did your friend retire?
     
  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah he’s retired. Hasn’t posted anything in awhile
     
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