#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  2. wes tegg

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    I can see it being good. It’s not really much different than a frozen custard.
     
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  3. Doc Louis

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    So just a salmonella lawsuit waiting to happen...
     
  4. TC

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    /white people
     
  5. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I think our boy Mikey is fucking with us ...

     
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  6. TC

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    I said that a while back but was shouted down. I want to believe
     
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  8. MoJo

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  9. $P1

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    Posted by a friend on facespace....

    "Chicken nachos. Nom nom nom"

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  10. Shawn Hunter

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    I'd eat that.
     
  11. fucktx

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    That’s not saying much
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Ultra-Topping Mayo Jaga Pizza. If you're wondering what Mayo Jaga is, it's a topping combination of mayo, corn, cheese, potato, pork sausage, and parsley flakes.

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    The Ultra-Topping Cheese Pizza features four times the mozzarella of the chain's regular pizzas which basically makes it look more like a plate of cheese than pizza.

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  13. One Two

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    A lot to unpack here
     
  14. DrunkJester

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    Would definitely eat this.

    :roll:
     
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  15. TC

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    When you go over to eat at Jackson Pollock’s house
     
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  16. Drunkle Tom

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    Not classy enough for the other food thread, but I would destroy this shit. From a friend on Facebook: smoked sausage stuffed inside a pork tenderloin, wrapped in spicy capicola, slathered in dijon mustard, latticed bacon over it, and rolled in pork panko. Atkins just jizzed his pants.[​IMG]
     
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  17. dawgonit

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  18. Can I Spliff it

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  19. Drunkle Tom

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    I'm honestly surprised there wasn't even one instance of Hamburger Helper in that abomination of a diet.
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

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    That is a lot of mac and cheese.
     
  21. Festus McBadass

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    Where is the ketchup?
     
  22. M'ark Pepperonio

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  23. Popovio

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    So there is this tiny stand in Burbank that has an item on their menu that looks and sounds disgusting, but it is so damn good (especially when you're drunk).

    "The Bull Dog" is a beef frank that is deep fried inside an egg roll with cheese sauce :loldog:, and then you dip it in a mixture of Terriyaki sauce and Thousand Islands dressing.

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    This is the sauce.

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    I am not ashamed.
     
  24. TimJimothy

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    I don't think that sounds disgusting. I'd eat the hell out of that. Sober.
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    I'd eat that and just deal with suffering from the consequences of consuming all that gluten.
     
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  26. M'ark Pepperonio

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    The egg roll looks amazing, but the sauce is also good? I’m more skeptical of that.
     
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  27. Popovio

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    Yeah the sauce is awesome somehow, but only with the egg roll dog. It's kind of weird by itself and with other stuff.
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

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    Ate something last night and didn't realize it had gluten in it until afterwards. I have change my mind.
     
  29. 941Gator

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    to the pooper?
     
  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Yes, and I had like a 100-degree fever in the process. It only lasted about 2 hours, but it was not a fun 2 hours.
     
  31. 941Gator

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    But you were eating gluten for years prior with no fever?
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    When looking back, I've probably been gluten intolerant for most of my life, it just didn't get real bad until about two months ago. Been gluten free for about 5 weeks now and it's been life changing.
     
  33. 941Gator

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    you’ve lost your gluten immune system, if you will.
     
  34. TC

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  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. EdmondDantes

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    Repulsive
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    I'd try it, not on a cinnamon roll though.
     
  38. NP13

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    Yummy
     
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  39. lazy bum

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    I mean, that's definitely an authentic American way of serving a hot dog.

    also, would eat.
     
  40. Drunkle Tom

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    I'd eat the fuck outta that. Would also probably be about $60 at any pro stadium.
     
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  41. devine

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    I would eat it without the mustard
     
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  42. TC

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    What do you eat during soccer. Dick probably. LMFAO
     
  43. UncleJesse

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    Ketchup on a hotdog? This insprired from a Texa franchise or something?
     
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Clown Baby

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    Chocolate?! That’s doo-doo, baby!
     
  46. BuckeyeRiot

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    Skyline caters?
     
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