#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

The girl in the mini skirt
Has bad taste
Cuz that shirt don't match
There's a puddin stain on her back
Now what the fuck is that
It might be DOO DOO!

 

wrote this a long time ago
a really long time ago

 

*CRAM ‘EM IN

 

I hate it so much. So much.

 

oh no.

 

-HOT DAWGS
-HOT DAWG JUICE
-GELATIN

 

Every day we stray further from God's light.

 

Some solid replies here fam

Spoiler: How i found it

 

Another family

 

Everyone loses including the members of their families

 

Cheese is a common "dessert" in Europe

 

Cheese should honestly be eaten alone and savored.

America and the western diet has fucked everything up by finding ways to add cheese or cheese-like products to every goddamn thing. It’s kind of disgusting

 

Lol

 

Everything is better with cheddar

 

You think that's BBQ sauce? Looks a little chunky but not quite coney sauce.

 

Cocktail sauce maybe

 

Well there's her mistake. You only use cocktail sauce on cocktail weiners. Her regular dogs are going to throw this whole dish off.

 

Shut it down. Im not sure just straight shitting on the plate would be any worse than this.

 

Can of hotdog chili sauce. Probably Castleberry’s or some shit.

 

WTF

 

Take out the cheese, and I'd probably eat it.

 

I'm pretty sure she confused "queso" with "skyline chili."

 

Now if only I had some soggy and lukewarm noodles to dump it on

 

I'm positive Dana Perino has a fridge full of soggy bland foods to choose from.

 

Smiley Hudson How did you cook it

 

How do I tag the entire BBQ thread?

 

Shit was probably pickled and cooked before it went into the oven

 

Using the term fresh pretty loosely

 

Take off your belt and chew on it. Probably more tender and a lot less salty.

 

Lol

 

Is this where we try to guess what it is? Some sort of potato dish with crushed red peppers and oregano.

 

? It’s shirataki noodles with rotisserie chicken and Alfredo sauce. Its not a big deal