#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. TC

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  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    Let’s not forget, keeping an aquatic mammal, within the city limits, that’s not legal either.
     
  3. TC

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    Mint chocolate ain’t even good to start with

    :justsayin:
     
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    Fuckin preach
     
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  6. Schadenfred

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    Nice marmot.
     
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  8. teel

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    The commas in the thread title are worse than any food posted here
     
  9. Detlef Schrempf

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    Ready for our Alabama and Mississippi posters to enlighten me on what I’m going to assume is a new variety of “salad.”
     
  10. JeremyLambsFace

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    I've heard of people making peach-bacon BBQ baked beans and I'm guessing that may just be a really poor execution of that
     
  11. 40wwttamgib

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    Should have baked the god damn beans then. Those look like pork n beans with peaches. Just nasty.
     
  12. HOOSINSC

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    thos are not the beans i'm thinking about
     
  13. Tiffin

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    Maybe they've been mishearing "peaches and cream" their entire lives.
     
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    Well I’ll be

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  15. TC

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    Y'all never had peach and beans?

    :blech:
     
  16. 40wwttamgib

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    That does not look any better.
     
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    I mean I know my state is known for chili spaghetti but between the pear salad and now this? What the fuck Southerners.
     
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  18. TC

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    From someone I know on FB.

    "Trying a new glaze on my dinner tonight. I was thinking about making coconut shrimp for dinner, but the idea of making coconut glazed wings got me curious. So I looked up how to make the sweet coconut glaze they use at Chinese buffets, and put my own spin on it. I made the coconut cream with much less sugar, added a small amount of spicy Thai chili pepper, and some Thai peanut marinade. It's sweet, lightly spicy, and savory all at once. This one's a keeper."
     
  19. Tobias

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    thank you

    it feels safe to admit that thin mints STINK and are the worst girl scout cookies
     
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  20. JeremyLambsFace

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    That's actually probably really good tbh
     
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  21. Tiffin

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    They'd get killed for presentation in Chopped, but the idea sound decent.
     
  22. TC

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    Prob but it looked kinda gross and the dude's pretty weird and always posting details of his pathetic bachelor dinners
     
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    I tried a thai chili coconut chicken soup the other day and it was delicious so I am in for those wings despite them looking weird
     
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  24. Clown Baby

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    I’m more alarmed that the person didn’t separate the drums and flats. That’s Day 1 wing cooking.
     
  25. Tiffin

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    Some people prefer whole wings.

    Those people are wrong, but they exist.
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    If done correctly whole wings are awesome. I could see how they're easy to fuck up though.
     
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  27. sc_chant

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    They're great skewered and on the grill
     
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  30. JeremyLambsFace

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    Disgusting
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    Looks like cooking down a pair of turtles
     
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    Truman has competition.
     
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    This thread :laugh: pear salad ain't got shit on this stuff

     
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  36. Nandor the Relentless

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    I would try that. How does 10 oz. count as a large Coka-Cola though?
     
  37. GeneralPaton

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    Things used to come in different sizes than they do now. I have an old cook book of my grandmothers and the recipes are hard as hell to follow because of the weird sizes that were standard in the day.

    Also, I’m pretty sure a serving size of coke is 8 oz so 10 would be large.
     
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  38. devine

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    The sauce sounds pretty damn good but it looks bad Todd and those wings look raw
     
  39. HOOSINSC

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    is that table on fire?
     
  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. JeremyLambsFace

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    It looks like they let the napkins in the serving trays with the buns get up under the sterno and catch fire
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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    This is just fucking offensive.

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  43. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Popovio

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    Oh man, that is diabolical.
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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