#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Biship

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    Barf those last two
     
  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    Those are turds
     
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  3. Tiffin

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    Those are goose turds .
     
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  4. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    Damnit. I didn't switch pages before replying and now I look like I copied shawn
     
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  5. Detlef Schrempf

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    It looks like actual small pieces of dog shit.
     
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  6. Nandor the Relentless

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    :smug:
     
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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    100% cat shit.
     
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  8. Poetic

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    Raw chicken + Kraft mac & velveeta + creamed corn... yum...
     
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  9. GeneralPaton

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    That chicken looks like it was cooked in a sous vide and then not finished.
     
  10. dukebuckeye

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    TAKE NOTES HOE
     
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  11. LA window washer

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    ***keeps a man in the house from munchausen by proxy***
     
  12. BellottiBold

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    #goducks
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    For those special occasions when you’ve overdosed on prescription drugs and craving a pizza.
     
  14. devine

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    I’d eat the hell out of this
     
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  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    FIFY
     
  16. BuckeyeRiot

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    I swear to god when that loaded I thought I was looking at a giant peppered nutsack.
     
  17. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    Hoes taking notes ITT
     
  18. Corky Bucek

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  19. BellottiBold

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    Somebody was paid a lot of money for pairing "together" with "tremendous"

    I mean cmon
     
  20. Daddy Rabbit

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  21. Corky Bucek

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    Did they boil it?
     
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  22. ashy larry

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    that’s a loaf of multigrain
     
  23. ashy larry

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    saltine Americans were (are) out of control
     
  24. HOOSINSC

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    i want to fight this ad
     
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  25. Wicket

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    I hate having this logo available but having it associated with dog food is oddly satisfying
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    I messaged the op to change it to a PSV logo.
     
  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    I mean, that’s not great but it’s not even close to as bad as most of the stuff here.
     
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  28. Tiffin

    Tiffin “Only time can give you mayonnaise.”
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    That's some pink looking pork, I think.
     
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  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    what are things Kermit the Frog might say
     
  30. Truman

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  31. lfriend

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    Hard to choose between that name and those designs
     
  32. dtx

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    who wants some candy corn pizza

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  33. BellottiBold

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    I'd say kill it with fire, but...
     
  34. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    Ok we've been had. I checked codeyscacks and he's clearly in on the joke
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

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  36. nexus

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    The fire department
     
  37. HOOSINSC

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  38. wes tegg

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  39. Truman

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    I was confused because the thumbnail looks good. There’s a zero percent chance the skillet thing works that well.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    The watermelon is what killed me. Like you have a hollowed out watermelon lying around.
     
  41. Truman

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    Speaking of watermelon, this popped up on my feed a while back.

    I’d try this out of sheer curiosity but lmao at paying 75 bucks for a watermelon

     
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  42. wes tegg

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    Lol at serving 3-5 people.
     
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  43. Truman

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    Well, it’s marketed to vegans, who all tell me how filling a few carrots are, so I get it.
     
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