#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. TC

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    "Bacon chicken thighs in garlic cream sauce"
     
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  3. racer

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    I have that plate.
     
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  6. Truman

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    There’s a lot of stuff that’s prepared terribly itt [insert steak joke]that i wouldnt try

    But when it comes to different dishes, I’ll try anything once. So I’d give the candy corn pizza a bite just out of curiosity tbh
     
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    grammar worse than the dish
     
  9. TC

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    Did she cut up the Tin Man and roast his flesh?
     
  10. AHebrewToo

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    Maybe she meant a stake made of aluminum.
     
  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    I legitimately looked at this for a solid minute and thought it was fish skin.
     
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  13. Pharm

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    Don't think that is too bad, they probably justed used the candy corn in place I'd the sweetener in the BBQ/hotsauce glaze.
     
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    Candy corn is the most disgusting substance on the face of the earth
     
  15. HOOSINSC

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    i thought that was packing peanuts
     
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  16. wes tegg

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    2 LBs of cheddar :roll:
     
  17. sc_chant

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    Tell us how you really feel
     
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    How could you watch that and be angry? It’s hilarious.
     
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  19. Truman

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    By far the funniest part is that they bothered to take the time to brine it
     
  20. Tiffin

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    To be fair, it was about the laziest brine of all time.
     
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  21. Gregor

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    I'm with you Dan!
     
  22. Can I Spliff it

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  23. Jean-Ralphio

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    that guy is about as fat as id expect seeing what he has prepared for us.
     
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  27. bingbing

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    Pineapple and pepperoni pizza is the best. Fight me.
     
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  28. Tiffin

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    Okie dokie
     
  30. GeneralPaton

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    I have been in multiple fights over pineapple on pizza and I will continue to fight against it on pizza. Elite fruit, garbage pizza topping.
     
  31. hudson

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    Gonna need to bust your down to a colonel.
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. ashy larry

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    those aren’t going to cook evenly
     
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  34. TC

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  35. Clown Baby

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    What the fuck
     
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    You see, when a man and a woman fall in love they like to show each other that they love one another and this is what it looks like after they express their affections.
     
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  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    That looks like some diarrhea
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Mark Richt has done a laundry list of embarrassing things but that’s numero uno
     
  41. Why?Pokes

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    The kidney/pinto combo doesn’t play well, but that looks like a fairly standard chilidog to me. They all resemble poo-poo platters.
     
  42. Tiffin

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    Looks like deconstructed beanie weenies
     
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  43. Cawgs or Gie!

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    Are those not baked beans and ketchup? I don't see chili.
     
  44. Why?Pokes

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    Oh shit, yeah you’re right, was looking at it in bad lighting.

    Hmm, I can see myself making that if I was 8 beers deep at the end of a cookout picking through the scraps.
     
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    i've put baked beans on a hotdog before :idk: