#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    With ketchup?
     
  2. Wicket

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    that feels so redundant
     
  3. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  4. NP13

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    I don't think so
     
  5. kinghill

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    Hot Dogs
    Baked Beans
    Ketchup
    Mustard

    Yes, many times. Did not realize there were people in the world who hadn't had this delicious dish. That picture looks like it may have hot dogs on a burnt bun? With cheese? Can't say I've tried that.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    And this dish is reserved for special occasions in south Florida?
     
  7. kinghill

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    So you've NEVER had hot dogs and baked beans on the same plate? And then decided to cut up the hot dog and mix it with the beans? and throw in a little ketchup and mustard? Maybe some relish? REALLY? NEVER?
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    I have my MOM or DAD cut up my HOT DOGS and MIX them with my baked beans. KETCHUP and MUSTARD are left to my parents’ DISCRETION.
     
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  9. kinghill

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  10. TimJimothy

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    Yeah I think Mark's only mistake is using the broiler to toast his bread. When using a broiler to toast things, there's only about a 2.6 second time frame where the toast is nicely toasted. Anything prior is still untoasted and anything over is charred.

    That's his only mistake here.
     
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  11. TC

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    On my birthday, my wife is the one who gets the hot dog delight!!! LOL
     
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  12. Cawgs or Gie!

    Cawgs or Gie! The next Jordy Nelson, obviously.
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    This is the main issue. That and the addition of ketchup and mustard on baked beans.
     
  13. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  14. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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  15. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    I’d fuck with that stone cold sober.
     
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  16. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Yup. “Beanie weenies” was a staple of 6yo shawnoc’s mom’s dinner rotation.

    The other classics were:
    Tuna noodle casserole
    Mac and cheese and spam
    Pizza
     
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  17. Drunkle Tom

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    My dad made sure tuna noodle casserole was never a part of my mom's repertoire. He used to feed my grandmother's casserole to the dog or the plant by the dinner table.
     
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  18. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  19. RSK

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    Lol I just came to post this. Some days you wonder why Donald trump is president then you see shit like this
     
  20. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I'm more interested than disgusted and I feel disgusting for feeling that way.
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    If that’s not white trash cooking then I don’t know what is
     
  22. TC

    TC Nice fucking jeans dude
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    [​IMG]
     
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  23. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    I don’t see anything bad here. What’s on the inside? We all know that’s what really counts
     
  24. TC

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    I don't doubt it tasted p good but it looks gross all zoomed in on Facebook
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    Is that uncooked tilapia fillets in a bukakke marinade topped with cheese?
     
  26. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    That looks good as fuck, y’all trippin.
     
  27. TC

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    Based on appearance, yes. Comments identify it as a sort of burrito
     
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  28. Nole96SC

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    Id eat it but Im gonna be real pissed if im at a mexican place and my dish comes out with cheddar cheese sprinkled on top.

    Maybe thats from a mexican restaurant in Ohio.
     
  29. TC

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    Gaston, SC. Must be a real classy joint too judging by this recent Valentines special:

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  30. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Don't mount TV's in glass houses.
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    That’s some excellent logo design Nandor the Relentless
     
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  31. laxjoe

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    What was this?
     
  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Some hot dog waffle concoction I believe
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Thank you sir. Always good to know your hard work is appreciated and valued. :heythere:
     
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  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    Can confirm that’s standard Ohio sit down Mexican fare.
     
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  35. laxjoe

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    This made me lol


    For those not aware, Rene Redzepi is one of the best chefs in the world
     
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  36. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That would be really good if you used Italian sausage. :dblnick:
     
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  37. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  38. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
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    Fucking losing it over the question about milking a rat
     
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  39. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    "Placentacos" got me.
     
  40. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    Sweet baby Jesus.


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  41. Popovio

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  42. Truman

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    Does anyone actually like jello salads? Even the :airquote:good:airquote: ones
     
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  43. Clown Baby

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    That’s easily one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    for a second I forgot what thread this was and I thought you were taking about this press conference.
     
  45. Champ

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    Burrito with milk
     
  46. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    I wanna die
     
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  47. Champ

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    Can’t blame commenting for being turned off here.
     
  48. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    Boy, do I have news for you. There is this thing going around right now. I think it's just what you need.
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    That’s not even a dollop, that’s squeezable mayo. That means some psycho swirled their little mayo topper like they were icing a cake with a piping bag