#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. wes tegg

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    I like ambrosia. I know it’s gross, but I grew up on it and it’s just kind of nostalgia good.
     
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  2. Daddy Rabbit

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  3. Irush

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    The Midwest was a mistake
     
  4. bertwing

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    I know I’m a southerner, but sweet mother of fuck what kind of shit were y’all raised up on around here? Jello salads and hot dog meatloaf?
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Heathens
     
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  6. Daddy Rabbit

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    I miss your friend. Orange drink
     
  7. JeremyLambsFace

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    Molly Yeh could get it though
     
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  8. Detlef Schrempf

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    I mean this looks like gelatin vomit
     
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  9. Icculus is a Bammer

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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
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  11. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but it usually features jello not that midwestern diarrhea on page 61
     
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  12. 40wwttamgib

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    "What part of Arkansas are you from?"

    :roll::roll::roll:
     
  13. Clown Baby

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    Scallops at a time like this?!
     
  14. ashy larry

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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    cant be real
     
  16. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Why not? I mean, it doesn’t look good but it’s certainly a plausible meal.
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    cooking a whole chicken for about an 1:30 at 180 can’t be real. That chicken would be still raw.
     
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  18. GeneralPaton

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    They’re British. Celsius
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    Fair enough but chicken looks uncooked. That meal looks bland. Like someone said it looks exactly the same before and after it was cooked.
     
  20. GeneralPaton

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    Which is why it’s ITT but it’s certainly real.
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    “It can’t be real” was my mistake by not realizing it was brits and thus the 180 was Celsius.

    that said it is quite unappealing for someone to post and almost seems fake (parody) for that reason.
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    I mean there was audible laughter half way through so they know they are making an abomination
     
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  23. tylerdolphin

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    I don't know what this says about me but I'd give that a try.
     
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  24. Irush

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    This is how I always envisioned white British people cook
     
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  25. ashy larry

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  26. ashy larry

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    from the comments:



    :gross:
     
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  27. TC

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    It’s basically the pear salad but more ~deluxe~
     
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  28. CF3234

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    I thought pear salad was the most disgusting thing I learned existed ITT, then I saw the abomination that is that jello monstrosity.
     
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  29. tylerdolphin

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    As something of a tuna salad aficionado, this may just be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.



    It was really bad and then he somehow makes it worse with the microwave :donotwant:
     
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  30. Biship

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    My dad works make me eat tuna and mayonnaise sandwiches before baseball games. At least he mixed the tuna and mayo in a bowl before putting it on bread
     
  31. TimJimothy

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    I've seen hundreds of things more disgusting than that. (not that it looks good)
     
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  32. Daddy Rabbit

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  33. Daniel Ocean

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    That’s not yogurt
     
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  34. Detlef Schrempf

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    that’s not food
     
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  35. $P1

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    A tale of two facebook photos:

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  36. Clown Baby

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  37. bertwing

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    I would wreck both of those :twocents:
     
  38. tylerdolphin

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    No way that's real
     
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  39. One Two

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    Did he cook this with a clothing iron? Also the single fucking mushroom destroyed me
     
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  40. dtx

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  41. ashy larry

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    steak, mushroom (literally), homemade fries
     
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  42. ashy larry

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  43. dtx

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    y’all want some ranch gummy bears

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  44. Clown Baby

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    The single mushroom cap is the most unhinged thing on a truly deranged plate
     
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  45. El Tiburon

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    I didn’t realize it was a single mushroom until you all pointed it out. I thought it was just a small ramekin with some mushrooms and sauce inside.
     
  46. BellottiBold

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    Every one of the latest posts: "I was murdered" meme
     
  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    Also that mushroom is 100% uncooked, and that steak looks like it was boiled briefly and immediately blanched in an ice bath.
     
  48. Kirk Fogg

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  49. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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