#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. TC

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    Never stop sharing this til he is found and arrested!!!!
     
  2. Wicket

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    saw this one, was quite appaled
     
  3. Artoo

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    What? That looks fucking delicious
     
  4. UncleJesse

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    Would eat.
     
  5. Truman

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    Chicken Alfredo Taco? Genius !
     
  6. Clown Baby

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    The KFC chicken alfredo sando
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Son: Dad, what does sex look like?

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  8. Tiffin

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    Want that in and around my mouth.
     
  9. Truman

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    Once again, Wicket is reminded how fat and gluttonous Americans are
     
  10. Wicket

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    yeah so i really dont mind that but i think the sauce of the alfredo just makes the chicken taco soggy. Its not the gluttonousiness thats disturbing to me. Im quite a fat dude, Beeds07 and NilesIrish can confirm
     
  11. Arrec Bardwin

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    Just have to eat them fast
     
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  12. bertwing

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    I would fucking wreck that in like 8 seconds idc
     
  13. Artoo

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    I'm trying to figure out how to make it
     
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  14. Arrec Bardwin

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    Pound out the chicken thin, use whatever breading you like, wrap it around something to make it the taco shape, then freeze it.

    Then fry it up.
     
  15. Artoo

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    Instructions unclear. Now my dick's frozen to a piece of chicken and I think I have salmonella and frostbite
     
  16. Tiffin

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    Love a good milksteak
     
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  17. UncleJesse

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    That steak is still below room temperature.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    I’m assuming Brits call jelly beans “chips”
     
  19. Hatfield

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    *ninny ovals
     
  20. bertwing

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  21. Cawgs or Gie!

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    I didn't have the heart to tag him.
     
  22. Jimmy the Saint

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  23. BellottiBold

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    oh ff :roll:

    "did someone's cat shit in a tortilla?"
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  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    Those are shrimp right? I’m not even that confident on that
     
  25. 40wwttamgib

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    I follow a dude on Snapchat who does all kinds of these. Has his own “cooking show” making all kinds of ridiculous shit. I’d bet that this is him.

    the instructions provided in this thread are not far off. All though he has an actual attachment he drops in his frier to fry taco shells out of just about anything.
     
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  26. HOOSINSC

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    i thought they were sausages
     
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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    that was my second guess but sausage tacos didn’t compute
     
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  28. El Tiburon

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    You’re not alone. Ben Shapiro equally fails to understand the appeal of sausage in a taco.
     
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  29. Clown Baby

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    This is what American-made Mexican food will look like if they ever build the wall
     
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  30. Detlef Schrempf

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    I mean I’m all for chorizo, but that’s some jimmy dean looking shit
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    And it appears that the chef squeeze the breakfast links out of their casings, hence the shrimp/cat turd shape
     
  32. Harrison Beck

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    Josh Elkin. Dude is a boss.
    Should have most of his recipes on this website.

    https://recipechampions.com
     
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  33. 40wwttamgib

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    yessssssss. Dude has all the skills.
     
  34. Cawgs or Gie!

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    Mother of God.. I want to eat all of that. I had a salad for dinner which makes it look even better.
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m scared to eat whatever you think shrimp is.
     
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  36. Detlef Schrempf

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    Look at them closer, they’re a little to opaque to be sausage. I think they’re shitty bagged frozen shrimp cooked in a way that shouldn’t ever be replicated. I’m honestly not 100% sure either way
     
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  37. $P1

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    Friend that's a chef says they're poorly (obvs) cooked shitty (obvs) shrimp. I still can't see it
     
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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    I feel vindicated
     
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  39. Doc Louis

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    Hey you never know if you'll like cat shitkebabs until you try them
     
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  40. TimJimothy

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    My buddy who picks up cat shit for a living says it's cat shit.
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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  42. Can I Spliff it

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  43. wes tegg

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    At least Abby has her hammers.
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    Pho doesn’t care about your pheelings
     
  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    How long did she microwave those leftover boneless wings from b dubs before putting them in her ramen?
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    that’s some good ass crack you all smoking if you think that’s shrimp.
     
  47. UncleJesse

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    It is 100 percent shrimp.
     
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