#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Nandor the Relentless

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    War Grundle wont show pics of his trashy mom and now we don’t get pics of the cake pops. This board has gotten soft.
     
  2. Pharm

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    Iade shittttttty "nachos" one night in the braves thread and only got mildly made fun of. But really if getting laughed at about cake pops bothers you then Idk what to tell you.
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    It’s actually illegal to call what you made nachos.
     
  4. Pharm

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    That's why I put it in quotes. It was tortilla chips and microwaved cheese. It was terrible and good at the same time
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    we ate them and I didn’t take pictures. My 16 year old took one picture but honestly it doesn’t do them justice. I just thought of this thread when we were making them so I decided to post about making them. I didn’t want to turn it anything more than that. My daughters and I had fun making them. My youngest felt bad but I told her it was about the fun and spending time together.
     
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  7. El Tiburon

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  8. JeremyLambsFace

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  9. TC

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    This is fucked up as hell but as far as British food goes, I'm assuming it's mid-tier
     
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  10. NP13

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    I like my spaghetti hoops at least room temp.
     
  11. UncleJesse

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    Ted Cruz calls them spaghetti rings.
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Thanks for sharing your Arkansas bolognese with us, Bert!
     
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  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It pairs well with a bag of pink Franzia
     
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  15. BellottiBold

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    nice of the person to top it with a mound of poop also
     
  16. UncleJesse

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  17. pez

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    That’s just St Patrick’s day at skyline
     
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  18. El Tiburon

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    You can tell by the trademark way it looks the same going in as it does going out.
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    As a colorblind man, I can still tell that’s shit based on the consistency of it.
     
  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    What my toilet will look like if I don’t take it easy on the candy corn
     
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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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    I call bullshit. That Pepsi max would’ve been syrup after boiling for 2 hours
     
  22. $P1

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  23. Detlef Schrempf

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    This looks like what a shitty cook might call “pot roast”?
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. BellottiBold

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    When he added the 6-8 leaves of "salad" :roll:
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Minus the cranberry sauce it could be fucks with able. I don’t know what the first mystery meat is though
     
  27. beerme

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    Guy has some kitchen skills but Jesus Christ at the selection of shit he decided to pile together
     
  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    I would’ve sworn he was going to put the gravy on the “salad.”
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I mean, if that was a burger wrapped in bacon with a fried egg and cheese that would be amazing.
     
  30. beerme

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    yeah honestly it was just the huge reach on the cranberry and the 4 lettuce leaves
     
  31. Cawgs or Gie!

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    Cranberry killed it for me. Put it on the side if you want.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    That didn’t look bad
     
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  33. $P1

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    This just sent on of my groupchats at work off the rails:

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  34. TC

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    That’s fucked up
     
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  35. $P1

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    no please no
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    What in the fuckity fucking fuck oh gawd no fucking no is that?
     
  37. dtx

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  38. Detlef Schrempf

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    Sir, how would you like your brisket?

    Drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife’s vagina? We can do that.
     
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  39. Tiffin

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    Is there ketchup baked onto that brisket like its meatloaf?
     
  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    Bro that's marinara sauce.
     
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  41. dtx

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  42. dtx

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