#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideLos Angeles LakersChelseaWerder-Bremen

    That queso looks like a tailing pond from a coal mine.
     
    HOOSINSC, One Two and Tiffin like this.
  2. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles RamsLos Angeles KingsSouthern California Trojans

    It looks like she made that queso in her pants.
     
  3. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
    Donor

    There’s nothing more egregious than that “brisket” from a Texas Senator or that cheese from the gentleman from Wisconsin. Awe-inspiring levels of awful
     
  4. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsTexas AandM Aggies altNew York YankeesDallas CowboysTottenham HotspurDallas Mavericks alt

    lol blaming his wife

    perfect
     
  5. pez

    pez Competent
    Staff
    SMU Mustangs

  6. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Motherfucker made a meatloaf out of a brisket
     
    Champ, Doc Louis, BrentTray and 13 others like this.
  7. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

  8. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsNational LeagueSan Diego PadresBarAndGrillCoors Light

    lol that’s bbq sauce? Guess we were all wrong
     
  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor
    Houston AstrosHouston RocketsLiverpoolTexas Tech Red Raiders altHouston Oilers

    Oven brisket isn’t bad if done right but that isn’t what I’m seeing here.
     
    Detlef Schrempf, pez and Tiffin like this.
  10. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Tulane Green WaveLSU TigersSeattle SeahawksPortland TimbersLiverpool

    A three day safa over his trashass brisket. Cornyn don't you have a relief bill to pass my guy?
     
  11. pez

    pez Competent
    Staff
    SMU Mustangs

    No doubt about that. I think it was the cutting off the fat and then cooking it for another 2 hours that got me

    and that barbecue sauce is pretty much ketchup
     
  12. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    That’s grade a Texas BBQ there
     
    Clown Baby and a.tramp like this.
  13. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesDallas Cowboys

  14. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    If executed properly I would try that. But that is shit topped with vomit.
     
    40wwttamgib and UncleJesse like this.
  15. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor
    Michigan Wolverines

  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby A good poster that wont whiff away while driving
    Donor

  17. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsMiami HeatUniversity of LynchburgSeattle Kraken

    I'd give it a try. I can't eat their sandwiches and fuck getting a salad at Subway
     
  18. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

  19. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

     
    Owsley, nexus, Butthead and 10 others like this.
  20. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

  21. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Subway peaked in about 1999 and has been steady downhill every since. You get what you get when you spend money at Subway and should know better by now.
     
    Rabid, Champ, Doc Louis and 11 others like this.
  22. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersSeattle Supersonics

    How much would you expect to pay for it? Smh
     
  23. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    Egregious

    $1.99
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

  25. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    Spliff follows @DOGDICK420CUM
     
    soulfly, Butthead, Doc Louis and 2 others like this.
  26. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideLos Angeles LakersNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadToolAEW

    That's pretty much how you make potato soup. Her ratios might be a little off but that is far from horrific as the tweet suggests. Not deserving of this thread.
     
  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    ^ this
     
    HotMic and Tiffin like this.
  28. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    I agree and I also don’t agree. That soup was pretty damn basic. It could be made so much better by changing the order of things and adding a couple steps while still using the same ingredients.

    Does it deserve to be in this thread, no. Does it look like the very first soup someone ever made, yes.
     
    BuckeyeRiot, HotMic and Tiffin like this.
  29. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxPhiladelphia EaglesKent State Golden FlashesCleveland Cavaliers

    Velveeta is gross. A hill I will die on.
     
  30. C A N E

    C A N E Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesMiami Heat

    the amount of sodium in that soup gave me the sweats
     
    Champ, ashy larry, Doc Louis and 4 others like this.
  31. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    The 2# of Velveeta is a little over the top. Don't get me wrong, I'm not too good for velveeta...I'm not a hater. Just, maybe not 2# of it.

    Agree that it's not all that terrible though.
     
  32. HotMic

    HotMic Insider
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsKent State Golden FlashesCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    Ummm, that’s probably pretty good and save the velveeta pretty much a basic version of how I make it (I dice up onion and celery, add more seasonings, etc).

    :idk:
     
    Tiffin likes this.
  33. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxPhiladelphia EaglesKent State Golden FlashesCleveland Cavaliers

    I made potato soup this week and just used a block of mild cheddar. If you want Kraft Potaroni N Cheese soup more power to you.
     
    40wwttamgib, Tiffin and a.tramp like this.
  34. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City Royals

    It's also funny to read the comments (on twitter) from folks who find it absolutely disgusting because it has so much salt and 'plastic' cheese. You know damn well those same folks are wolfing down cheesy gordita crunches by the box full.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that either...
     
    BrentTray, Doc Louis, 1 and 5 others like this.
  35. C A N E

    C A N E Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Miami HurricanesMiami Heat

    dogdick420cum is the most cringey handle ive seen in a minute
     
    Daniel Ocean, Doc Louis, 1 and 4 others like this.
  36. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

  37. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideLos Angeles LakersNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadToolAEW

    Jfc
     
  38. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

    i genuinely can’t decide if that’s parody or not. leaning no- but like, how?
     
  39. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

  40. TeeDee

    TeeDee Well-Known Member
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Falcons

    Somebody out there real deal turned her into a housewife. That's wild.
     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
    Donor

    That’s a parody, there’s no way it isn’t.
     
    Hatfield and One Two like this.
  42. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Omfg the garlic salt
     
    ashy larry, Tiffin, NP13 and 2 others like this.
  43. Champ

    Champ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    It’s basically a creamy cheese dip with potatoes. And no coloration on the potatoes.
     
  44. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsMiami HeatUniversity of LynchburgSeattle Kraken

    What got me is that she says she likes a lot of cheese then put like 4x as much garlic salt as she did cheese
     
  45. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsNational LeagueSan Diego PadresBarAndGrillCoors Light

    Spaghetti O’s are awful
     
    TC and One Two like this.
  46. TC

    TC Recruiting has been good
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersSeattle Supersonics

    Went to my cousins house when I was little. He’s like we’re gonna have spaghetti os for dinner. I’m like I don’t think I like that. He’s like you will the way I make it. Melted a slice of American cheese on top of each bowl :blech:
     
  47. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

    there’s layers :awesomeface:

    -“this is my best one yet”
    -the forearms
    -the tillamook cheese/spaghetti-o’s combo
    -a “small dash” of milk
    -the fact that this abomination took place in an otherwise dope kitchen
     
  48. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsNational LeagueSan Diego PadresBarAndGrillCoors Light

    My goodness
     
    Nandor the Relentless likes this.
  49. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

    that family seems well-off why ya’ll eating depression lasagna