#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Biship

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    E8CC79B5-3DE8-4E6F-99BD-62BE3F67A084.jpeg Mmmm

    The downtown diner is run by my chud state rep.
     
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  2. JeremyLambsFace

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    Butter is better but either way it’s just adding fat to the bread before you sear it
     
  3. Arrec Bardwin

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    Mayo burns at a higher temp so it’s easier to get the golden brown without burning.
     
  4. BayouMafia

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    I've tried it before because I think Alton Brown or possibly some other food network personality recommended it. The two times I tried it I burned the outside of the sandwich before the cheese inside was melted, so my limited research indicates that you need to adjust the heat down a bit if you're doing it.

    Taste-wise it was fine

    corn on pizza was ubiquitous when I would go to India. Both the Papa John's and the Domino's near my office in Mumbai had corn as an almost default topping.

    There was also a 'specialty' double decker pizza that had some paneer concoction in between crusts that tasted like vomit. I still shudder when I think about it.
     
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  5. miles

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  6. Detlef Schrempf

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    Pan was too hot then, Mayo is great for toasting bread a sandwich imo
     
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  7. Pharm

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    Maillard reaction is easier to achieve with mayo
     
  8. devine

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    This isn’t bad if you just use the tortilla as a chip
     
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  9. $P1

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    Mexican naan, imo
     
  10. JeremyLambsFace

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    ok nerd
     
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  11. CC

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  12. Can I Spliff it

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  13. hood b. goode

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  14. Jimmy the Saint

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    :doge:
     
  15. Tiffin

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    I wonder who jack Evans is married to #AEW ?
     
  16. fsugrad99

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    Angelico would never
     
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  17. 40wwttamgib

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    a proper english breakfast
     
  18. fsugrad99

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    looks like if Pac Man and the three-eyed fish from the Simpsons had a baby
     
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  19. devine

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    This sounds kinda good
     
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  20. 40wwttamgib

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    white people smh
     
  21. HotMic

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    I’ve never heard of this in my life, but it doesn’t sound that bad to me.

    :idk:
     
  22. Nole96SC

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    At this point I’m pretty sure Food Network only gave her a show so the rest of the country could see how weird midwesterners are with food.
     
  23. BellottiBold

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    I mean she's just adding a generic crunch element doused in white cheddar to a salad. It probably tastes totally reasonable but it's still really stupid and everything about her enthusiasm for it makes me want to curl up and die.
     
  24. wes tegg

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    Because it’s insane to call that a “salad.”
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Popcorn is a vegetable tho
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    You must’ve never had Frito Corn Salad...
     
  27. $P1

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    If it's not green, it's not salad. That's why I only eat lime Jello salad
     
  28. One Two

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    Wait until you hear about tuna salad
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    People in Chicago drink this stuff with a straw

     
  30. Truman

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    We bathe in it too

    I’ve never seen this stuff before
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    Some guy’s dog puked and the lightbulb “what if we blended all the toppings on a Chicago dog” went on.
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    *Changing my newborn child’s diaper*

    What if we put this on spaghetti?!
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    #Ohio State Buckeyes
     
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  34. TimJimothy

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    It might not look all that appetizing, but I did a little research. It contains pickles, tomatoes, onions, yellow mustard, sweet relish, sport peppers, and celery salt. Nothing wrong with any of that.

    I'd try it.
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Puréeing french fries and coleslaw and selling it to Yinzers
     
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  36. Daddy Rabbit

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    I don't see no lettuce
     
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  37. Champ

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    She put in a ridiculous amount but using a little bit of popcorn for texture is nothing new.
     
  38. Truman

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    So they basically took all the toppings on a Chicago dog and threw them in a blender
     
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  39. TimJimothy

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    Yep. If bae did that for me, I'd eat it.
     
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  40. 40wwttamgib

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    where can one find something like that?
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    It looks a little chunky so they definitely used the pulse setting on either a blender or a food processor
     
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  42. TimJimothy

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  43. Clown Baby

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  44. TimJimothy

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    You tell me!
     
  45. Daddy Rabbit

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  46. One Two

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  47. Drunkle Tom

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    There's a non-zero chance there's a fingertip in that pile of chicken.