#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. BellottiBold

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    That narration sounds like deep fake algorithmery :ohnoes:
     
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  2. Clown Baby

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    Why not just buy ground chicken or do it yourself
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

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    What the fuck
     
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  4. skiedfrillet

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    she had me until the olives
     
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  5. devine

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    I miss the days where the horrible food in here was authentic
     
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  6. BellottiBold

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    I honestly cackled at "then add some ham"
     
  7. Nandor the Relentless

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    I had a pizza once made with a chicken/egg/cheese crust. Of course it had normal pizza toppings, not the worst cut of deli ham you can find. It was pretty good but gave me the shits.
     
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  10. Champ

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    i love chicken
     
  11. Champ

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    Video reminded me of that Adultswim Too Many Cooks video from a few years ago -

     
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  12. BuckeyeRiot

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    Is that same nacho mess lady?
     
  13. Ladd McHonkey

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    I miss the purple drink guy. Best content of the thread.
     
  14. miles

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  15. BellottiBold

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    Omg. Revisiting this and my night is about to be made.
     
  16. BellottiBold

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    The fun starts on page 9 fyi lmao forgot it was Hoss Bonaventure 's pal

    ...and apologies to authors of posts I unlike while thinking I'm liking for the first time :laugh:
     
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  17. bro

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    If not, someone trying to achieve the same clout
     
  18. Icculus is a Bammer

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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    the fuck is a beast burger
     
  20. Drunkle Tom

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    YouTube star MrBeast's ghost kitchen.
     
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  21. 40wwttamgib

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    looks like he should stick to youtube
     
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  22. UncleJesse

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    No... I am most definitely not from Mississippi
     
  25. wes tegg

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  27. IV

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    Honestly that’s gross
     
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    That’s not a meme. A pretty close friend put that on her Instagram.
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. devine

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    There’s no way that was safe to eat
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    I don’t think it’s done.
     
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  32. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    I want to throat punch you for posting this. Nothing personal. WDE.
     
  33. One Two

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    This is unfortunate
     
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  34. devine

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    Im just not sure if trust someone putting a chicken on a can of white claw to cook it properly
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    Of all the seltzer flavors, why watermelon
     
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  36. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Idk. Chicken and watermelon is not a bad combo
     
  37. Truman

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    A pickle back is pretty normal :idk:
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Although I’m fairly certain that’s pork, if I were to open a bag at CFA and see that, I would be ecstatic
     
  40. BuckeyeRiot

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    That’s a map of Ohio made out of schnitzel.
     
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  41. Drunkle Tom

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    Looks like it needs to be slathered in gravy. May just be the fat southerner in me talking though.
     
  42. miles

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  43. ashy larry

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    (unseasoned) greens and blueberry stella in lasagna

    :gross:
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    Wut. How do you know the greens are unseasoned and where is the Stella? Frankly, that lasagna looks good as hell despite using jarred tomato sauce.
     
  45. ashy larry

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    someone in the mentions said it’s what he used to deglaze with and those greens are definitely not cooked. uncultured swine. you disgust me
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    He used red wine, which although shitty was hopefully something drinkable