#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. beerme

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    No one mentioned the rinsing of the fucking tomato sauce jar and dumping it in?
     
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  2. shawnoc

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    That didn’t bother me as much as the sugar in the sauce.
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    You guys are really nitpicking a clearly edible lasagna. This thread peaked at watermelon white claw drunk chicken.
     
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  4. JeremyLambsFace

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    Uhhhhhhhh...what?
     
  5. Tiffin

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    Those greens most certainly were cooked.
     
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  6. Tiffin

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    the real concerning part of the video was his dumping of onion powder into the sauce. I doubt you could taste much of anything else.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    Since white claw chicken we’ve had a pickle juice back, a big ass schnitzel and a smoked turkey lasagna.
     
  8. Tiffin

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    Smdh at ashy larry for thinking this man cooked down turkey wings for this lasagna and DIDN'T having them cooking with the greens to season them.

    Thats some real white bread thinking, Larry.
     
  9. ashy larry

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    all the real ones are rightly dunking on this blueberry turkey lasagna with collards while known not real ones are going to horny jail over it. which side of history do you want to be on
     
  10. One Two

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    Turkey lasagna sounds horrible and that recipe looked nasty regardless of whether or not that was wine. Thank you for your time
     
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  11. Tiffin

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    I'm not singing the praises of this lasagna. Just pointing out you don't know greens.
     
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  12. ashy larry

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    upon further inspection they do appear to be cooked

    it was tweeted into my TL by Angela Davis and i’ll defer to her expertise on them

     
  13. Clown Baby

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    I mean, she’s griping about French herbs being used in an Italian dish. This reeks of privilege and arrogance.
     
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  14. Clown Baby

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    This is way closer to “italians made at food” than it is cooking for bae
     
  15. Clown Baby

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  16. shawnoc

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    Jarred sauce being on her list made me laugh.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    If Angela is such a purist, maybe she should be making her own cannabis-infused chili oil

     
  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    Can I just do shots of this or am I actually supposed to use it to cook?
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    I don’t think you want to shoot chili oil but go for it and report back
     
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  20. BuckeyeRiot

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    *Chili THC/CBD oil
     
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  21. 40wwttamgib

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    Chicken fried steak with brown gravy should be a fucking war crime.
     
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  22. Can I Spliff it

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    Sfw but dont.

     
  23. dtx

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  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  25. Clown Baby

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    Would you eat a stick of butter for a million dollars?
     
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  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    What is wrong with you for posting these pot luck staples
     
  27. Popovio

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    I mix grape jelly and bbq sauce w/meatballs in the slow cooker, and that shit is danktown over some rice.
     
  28. dtx

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    the real question is how many could I eat
     
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  29. Clown Baby

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  30. beerme

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    Does anyone spread cream cheese on top of bagels? One of our sales reps does and it’s extremely disturbing
     
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  31. Jimmy the Saint

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    That’s some psychopath shit.
     
  32. jorge

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    yeah wtf report that dude to HR
     
  33. spagett

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    Depends on the bagel type
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Who doesn’t put cream cheese on a bagel? That’s the only way I’ve ever eaten them.
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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    He means on the outside part.
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah never done that one
     
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  37. JeremyLambsFace

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    Like instead of putting the cream cheese in between two bagel slices he just spreads it on top?
     
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  38. dtx

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    I fill my mouth full of cream cheese and then eat the bagel
     
  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    I just eat the cream cheese with a spoon.
     
  40. spagett

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    Frank Reynolds style
     
  41. JeremyLambsFace

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    You just tear the bagel into chunks and smush it into the tub of cream cheese then eat it with the spoon.
     
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  42. BuckeyeRiot

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    This is framed in a very judgy package.
     
  43. beerme

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    Exactly