#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. spagett

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    So he doesn't slice it at all?
     
  2. One Two

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  3. Nandor the Relentless

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    Probably
     
  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    If I can’t slice the bagel in half I would
     
  5. Arrec Bardwin

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    What would you spread the cream cheese with?
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    He’s saying he’s too weak to cut through the bread but strong enough to lift a knife. Whether or not he can muscle the cream cheese out of the container is the real question.
     
  7. pez

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    one of those cheap as hell plastic knives
     
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  8. dtx

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    his penis
     
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  9. Arrec Bardwin

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    I can cut a bagel with one of those. If you can't cut through your bagel with a plastic knife, there is something wrong. The cheap ones are already precut.
     
  10. 40wwttamgib

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    Team no bagel.
     
  11. Nandor the Relentless

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    Spoon or fork if available. Sometimes plastic knife if the knife is too much of a piece of a shit to cut the bagel.
     
  12. Nandor the Relentless

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    I only eat quality bagels
     
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  13. Homo Erectus

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    I like to put a warm bagel, water & cream cheese in a food processor and make creamy bagel smoothies
     
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  14. IV

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    mmmmmmm
     
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  15. Homo Erectus

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  16. Nandor the Relentless

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    :notobamanotbad:
     
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  17. Homo Erectus

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    What do you consider"quality"?
     
  18. Homo Erectus

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    Like this?

    Does Lenders mean they want it back? :)
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  19. kinghill

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    Haven't eaten a bagel since March 2020, when we all went work from home. I miss those Friday bagels. With cream cheese of course, on any part of the toasted bagel.
     
  20. dtx

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  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Panera bagels would be the low end of quality. Though I basically never eat bagels anymore because gluten. I’m sure gluten free ones taste like ass
     
  22. CF3234

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    I’m all for shitting on Panera, but there are much worse bagels out there.
     
  23. Nandor the Relentless

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    I know. But on the scale of quality bagels, Panera would be on the low end of quality bagels. Bad bagels are not on this scale.
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    what
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  25. Homo Erectus

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    Ass probably tastes better than most gluten free food.
     
  26. Nandor the Relentless

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    There’s a lot of tasty gluten free food, like steak, bacon, turkey, hamburger, etc.
     
  27. TeeDee

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    Put a good blueberry/strawberry cream cheese spread on a stale ass bagel and I'll inhale it, idgaf
     
  28. Homo Erectus

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    If there are better bagels anywhere outside of Montreal I sure as hell haven't seen them.
     
  29. hensleya

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    Blaine Sumner drinks 100% of his meals. He doesn’t have to, he doesn’t need to, he just chooses to.

     
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  30. Clown Baby

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  32. Can I Spliff it

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    Neither b in BBQ stands for "boiled"
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Jordan like the country Jordan
     
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  34. Drunkle Tom

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    Minnesota, I believe.
     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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    this is really cute to me haha
     
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  37. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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