#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    a.tramp, devine, Tiffin and 4 others like this.
  2. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    This is the kind of shit that happens when you can’t bang.
     
  3. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    I bet it's actually good lol
     
  4. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

  5. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    be beautiful if she got food poisoning
     
    BellottiBold likes this.
  6. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesPhoenix SunsDallas Cowboys

  7. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

    Thanky the Thanksgiving Poo
     
    BellottiBold and miles like this.
  8. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

     
    1 and One Two like this.
  9. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

  10. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    The knife skills on this cracked me up:

     
    NP13, laxjoe and Clown Baby like this.
  11. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
    Donor

    upload_2022-3-16_15-11-6.jpeg
     
    laxjoe likes this.
  12. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

  13. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsGreen Bay PackersChelseaHartford WhalersPhoenix Rising

    It looks like there are slices of hotdog in there.
     
    ats, a.tramp, $P1 and 10 others like this.
  14. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningOrlando City

    That poor fucking swan
     
  15. RSK

    RSK Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsBrooklyn NetsBaltimore RavensNew Jersey DevilsManchester United

    What is midwesterners fascination with putting hotdog slices on everything
     
    Tobias, shawnoc, Redav and 3 others like this.
  16. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    real midwesterners prefer brats.
     
    Tiffin and brolift like this.
  17. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBoston Red SoxPhiladelphia EaglesKent State Golden FlashesCleveland Cavaliers

    *in
     
    Tiffin, One Two and 40wwttamgib like this.
  18. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
    Donor

    …me?
     
    TC and Clown Baby like this.
  19. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    From my personal library

    upload_2022-4-16_7-36-20.jpeg
     
  20. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Like just think for a minute. That was the photo they chose for the cover, what did the alternatives look like?
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEWSeattle Kraken

    Probably what you see in the toilet after eating the the delicacy on the front cover.
     
    Brocephus, One Two and 40wwttamgib like this.
  22. HotMic

    HotMic Insider
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsKent State Golden FlashesCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    I miss when the food pictures were legit and not just people coming up with their worst ideas to get attention.

    :(
     
    ashy larry, Lyrtch, Tobias and 4 others like this.
  23. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    i love hotdogs, but in a salad? a bridge too far
     
    VTA and Prospector like this.
  24. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    "America's favorite delicacy" :laugh:
     
    VTA and Detlef Schrempf like this.
  25. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    A book about hot dogs written by a man named Handwerker.
     
    IV, Corky Bucek, a.tramp and 6 others like this.
  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    cooking for bae.jpg

    Seen in the wild on fb
     
  27. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    did this nasty motherfucker mix two different kinds of mac and cheese together?

    and what exactly was used to "cook" that chicken
     
  28. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    Yes, Kraft and shells

    Sous vide set around 225-250
     
    One Two, 40wwttamgib and Tiffin like this.
  29. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    a lot of work for such poor results IMO
     
  30. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    Sounds a lot like my sex life.
     
  31. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    I thought the bottom was “corn”
     
  32. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    i believe that is what is known as "cream style corn"
     
    One Two, sc_chant and TC like this.
  33. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesPhoenix SunsDallas Cowboys

    It is, there is two different mac n cheese mixed together.
     
    Daniel Ocean, Tobias, One Two and 4 others like this.
  34. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

  35. Nandor the Relentless

    Donor
    Kentucky WildcatsBoston CelticsNew England PatriotsUniversity of LynchburgAEWSeattle Kraken

    Sounds like a good way to get mad cow disease
     
    40wwttamgib and One Two like this.
  36. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    I don’t think even cooking beef kills the prion that causes mad cow.
     
  37. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    Hatfield likes this.
  38. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    There's no good way to get mad cow disease. It's virtually impossible for humans to get it.
     
  39. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    If you’re craving raw meat I’ve got you covered buddy lol
     
  40. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    Except for when Taques gets mad
     
  41. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
    Staff Donor
    Atlanta BravesDenver BroncosChicago BlackhawksMississippi Rebels

    It doesn't, but there's also a lot of skepticism that BSE (mad cow disease) is transferrable to vCJD (human variant) through consumption. The handful of documented cases where a human got it from a cow are situations like handling known diseased cow brains and cutting themselves.
     
    BellottiBold, Tiffin and One Two like this.
  42. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    pperc you forgot to log out of your burner account before engaging me
     
  43. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
    Staff Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersTiger WoodsPGAFormula 1

    I'm not a Wisconsinte but I can confirm this and variations of it are a Midwestern thing. Where I'm from people call it tiger meat or goon burger. The grocery store in my tiny hometown sells it. I have an uncle & bother in law that loves the shit but they don't eat it on bread. They treat it like an appetizer and put it on saltine crackers.
     
    One Two likes this.
  44. One Two

    One Two Send it!
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

    Hell yeah
     
    Hatfield and 1 like this.
  45. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Prions are weird, man
     
  46. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

    Wouldn’t call steak tartare common but it isn’t unheard of in most parts of the country.

    Eating raw beef is one thing but eating raw ground beef is a whole different level of weird and disgusting, mostly from a texture/taste/coldness standpoint.
     
  47. pperc

    pperc Well-Known Member
    Donor

    It’s pretty delicious when done properly
     
    a.tramp and One Two like this.
  48. BellottiBold

    Donor
    Oregon Ducks

    ... steak tartare is common af imo
     
    a.tramp and wes tegg like this.
  49. Fuck this

    Fuck this Oh Hey
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta BravesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay LightningOrlando City

    Steak Tartare is delicious
     
    Owsley, wes tegg and BellottiBold like this.