#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

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  1. Nole0515

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    eating properly prepared raw beef is amazing. eating raw ground beef from the grocery store is a great way to piss from your ass
     
  2. Nandor the Relentless

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    I just looked up steak tartare and I'm going to have to pass
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    Because it’s expensive?
     
  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    It does not sound appealing to me
     
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  5. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    it doesn’t
     
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  6. TC

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    I've read about that tiger meat shit on here many times before. Some people need to read every thread and remember it forever
     
  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    Tiger meat was a pop culture magazine in the 80’s you lying nerds.
     
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  8. Irush

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    Steak tartare done well is delightful

    tiger meat is for people who should be in prison for life
     
  9. wes tegg

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    Did someone say "tiger Meat?"

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  10. fattus

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    There’s not much better than a rare, aged, good cut of beef.
     
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  11. TC

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    Tigah bait!
     
  12. Jimmy the Saint

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    I had a tableside preparation of raw ground beef, raw egg, and some other mix ins in France. It was pretty tasty. Wouldn't fuck with that in the US though.
     
  13. wes tegg

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  14. Tarpon Nole

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    I am assuming steak tartare is prepared in a way to minimize bacteria

    Ground beef is dangerous to eat raw because it is ground. Any bacteria on the outside is then mixed with the rest of the meat through that process. So, even cooking to a rare temp, it’s still not able to get the inside hot enough to kill bacteria

    a steak is safer to eat cooked to a cooler temp as the bacteria is on the outside is killed when cooked/seared

    all that said, biting into a cold ground beef sandwich sounds terrible
     
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  15. bertwing

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    blind dog I found a willing sexual partner for you
     
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  16. One Two

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    I was at a cookout at a friend’s house. He was making burgers and I caught him a few times snacking on raw hamburger meat. He blasted a group text out at like 3am apologizing and asking if anyone else got food poisoning.

    Nope just you bud!

    That being said I’ve had steak tartare in a restaurant. It’s good. But eating raw ground beef from like Publix is fucking deranged.
     
  17. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    :gross:
     
  18. bertwing

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  19. Fuck this

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    :doge:
     
  20. Fuck this

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    eddie V’s has one with raw egg and its delicious
     
  21. 40wwttamgib

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    I have to take a shit looking at that.
     
  22. ashy larry

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  23. 1

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    It's the same thing where I'm from...or I should say what you call steak tartare, the area where I'm from calls it tiger meat or goon burger. All synonyms.
     
  24. ashy larry

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  25. Irush

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    that’s fair. When I read Tiger meat I think of the completely untreated/unseasoned raw meat and white onion sandwich that people in Wisconsin seem to enjoy
     
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  26. Tiffin

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    I'm not saying this is GOOD. But it's not on the same level as a lot of this thread. I assume it's salty as fuck and she's not using sodium free taco seasoning. But otherwise it's basically the filling for 50% of taco bell burritos and I know tmb ain't too good for tbell despite what you cunts will say.
     
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  27. fattus

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    I have been too good for Taco Bell since they discontinued the chili cheese burrito.
     
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  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    I feel liek that would make me piss out of my ass
     
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  29. 40wwttamgib

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    she did not drain the grease. wtf.
     
  30. ashy larry

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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    And added beef broth to it
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    no one likes a braggart
     
  33. Arrec Bardwin

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    This man said “wet age”
     
  34. bertwing

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  35. Can I Spliff it

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  36. fish

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    No it's not.
     
  37. 40wwttamgib

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  38. beerme

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    Judging by the cartoon dicks on the wax paper I’m guessing yes
     
  39. Nandor the Relentless

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    I assume so, look at the logo on the paper
     
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  40. 40wwttamgib

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    I didn’t even notice that lmao
     
  41. One Two

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  43. Drunkle Tom

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    Who's up for an appetizing game of "Creampie or Yeast Infection"
     
  44. fattus

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    I’ll finish regardless
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My dad is trying to start eating vegetables/healthy. His idea of eating his veggies is mashed potatoes and corn. That’s 100% full calorie bad for you ranch dressing.
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  46. beerme

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    sweet Jesus.
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s not even fat but he did have high cholesterol at his last dr appointment so he’s trying to do better. His diet is basically the dream diet of any 6th grader. I do like how he at least tried to make a lattice out of the ranch dressing.
     
  48. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Ground beef is typically cooked past rare and not eaten raw because Ground beef is sent from slaughter houses in giant quantities and winds up being a mix of the meat from several different cuts from several different animals.

    Your chances of getting several old day meat or contaminated meat mixed in with good or fresher meat goes up as it is set out in the meat counter. A singular cut of meat is considered much safer because it’s cut from one animal and not a bunch of different cows’ meat and shaped into a ribeye. Raw beef is raw beef regardless of where it comes from on the animal, but you’re upping your odds when it’s meat from multiple animals.

    Yes, contaminated equipment will make any kind of food unsafe to eat but it isn’t the only reason ground beef isn’t typically eaten raw. A butcher that has contaminated grinders is probably going to cross contaminate your steaks.
     
  49. bertwing

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    Throw a pile of fries on that bitch and you’ve got devine ‘s post dinner pre-dessert snack
     
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