#CookingForBae or pictures of terrible food

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Can I Spliff it, Aug 22, 2015.

  1. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  2. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    I don't think it's possible to forget my sr year football dinners. My teammate would make a plate and mash everything together. It was so disgusting I had to close my eyes and eat. "It all ends up in the same place"
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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  4. 40wwttamgib

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    looks safer than one of his concerts.
     
  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    How do you know that you wouldn’t like a deep fried football?
     
  6. Truman

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  7. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Can’t wait!
     
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  8. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  9. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  10. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    A steak to surpass Truman steak

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  11. Corky Bucek

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    That looks better than Truman ’s steak fwiw
     
  12. bertwing

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  13. Doc Louis

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    Looks good, or at least too good for this thread. Especially with the grilled peppers.
     
  14. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Looks like Altoona-style pizza imo
     
  15. Poetic

    Poetic This ain't water.
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    Mans really made a beautiful steak for attention. SMH my head.
     
  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    girl just straight up cooked a pound or 2 of frozen beef without thawing it :blech:
     
  17. Tiffin

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    You're gonna hate when you find out how 90% of the hamburgers you've ever had are cooked.
     
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  18. Arrec Bardwin

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    Well the main problem would be zero seasoning, but depends on what she was doing with it plus you could season while cooking it.
     
  19. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  20. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Looks like some goulash from the Czech lands to me
     
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  21. DrTomOsbourne

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    Excuse me, do you know where we're from?
     
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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    deviled egg slider.jpg

    These DEVILLED EGG SLIDERS pack a HUGE punch of flavour for their size!

    [​IMG] INGREDIENTS:
    6 large eggs
    2 tbsp mayonnaise, homemade or Whole30 compliant
    2 tsp hot sauce
    1/4 cup sauerkraut, drained and roughly chopped
    1/4 tsp garlic powder
    1/4 tsp sea salt
    1/4 tsp black pepper
    6 slices sugar-free bacon, cooked
    roma tomato sliced
    romaine lettuce roughly torn
    1 tsp sesame seeds
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    [​IMG] INSTRUCTIONS:
    1. Place a steamer basket in a saucepan and pour in one inch of water. Bring the water to a boil and add the eggs. Cover, and steam for 12 minutes.
    2. Immediately transfer the eggs to an ice bath, peel, and cut in half.
    3. Scoop the egg yolks into a mixing bowl and add the mayonnaise, hot sauce, sauerkraut, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Mix well until combined.
    4. Divide the mixture among the egg whites. Stack a piece of lettuce, a tomato slice, and a slice of bacon on top of one half, then top with another half of an egg. Secure with a toothpick.
    5. Sprinkle the sesame seeds on top of the sliders and enjoy!
     
  23. devine

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    I would eat those
     
  24. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'm preparing to take a good bit of heat ITT
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    My second favorite Reddit is the shitty food porn. I’d eat prolly 90% of what they post on there. What the hell is so disgusting about eating a hot dog on a piece of white bread?
     
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  26. VTA

    VTA Smells like a cat ate weed & pissed in a Xmas tree
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  27. El Tiburon

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    Medium sausage?
     
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  28. Josey Wales

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    They’ll be arrested outside an fbi building before 2022 is over. If not for domestic terrorism, then hopefully crimes against humanity. Yugh.
     
  29. Arrec Bardwin

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    That sausage is raw as fuck
     
  30. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Medium*
     
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  31. spagett

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    Perfect
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Unless they don’t like crispy eggs.
     
  33. DrTomOsbourne

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    This is probably the best place to share this.

    You know how you get random notifications of people you know commenting on random groups on FB? No I don't care If you have a hot take about FB.

    My mom seems to have this new hobby of continually trashing some recipie page for stealing and reposting recipes. It makes me laugh so hard, she does it so much.
     
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  34. Truman

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  35. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    “To get people excited about pizza again we’ve scraped the toppings off into a to go box and thrown away the crust”
     
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  36. Irush

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    “How do we make pizza exciting for people who post online about publix subs”
     
  37. Baron

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  38. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Looks decadent.
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    I’ve, personally, never been more excited about pizza. Gonna order a large pizza with no sauce or cheese and a toppings box and mix the two together. Gonna get real weird with it.
     
  40. DrTomOsbourne

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  41. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Take it to the "That child didn't bake that" thread.
     
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  42. Icculus is a Bammer

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  43. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  44. 40wwttamgib

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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You can tell how fresh the seafood is by the water on the plate. “Shell juice” they call it.
     
  46. bertwing

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    This looks like the bottom of a porta potty
     
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  47. BuckeyeRiot

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  48. miles

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    I’m dying at the lemon wedge for garnish

    like confetti above a car accident
     
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  49. Fuck this

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