Coonzy - Oh no, we suck again!

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  1. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Fuck Gus and fuck Sark
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    Sark has to get fired after getting outscored by the D right?
     
  2. Baseballman86

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    We could only hope.

    Best possible scenario for the rest of this season is the offense tanks, Sark gets fired and we get a top 5 pick
     
  3. Emmy Rossum

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    Hopefully. This is pathetic. Do they even have 100 yards today?
     
  4. Baseballman86

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    I know he’s running for his life, but Ryan has underthrown a WR by several yards at least a dozen times today.
     
  5. Emmy Rossum

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    Serious question from someone who has always been behind Matt Ryan. Should we be looking to draft a QB in the next year or two?
     
  6. bcuga

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    He is signed for four more years after this year. One or two years out seems too soon out considering all the other holes on the team.
     
  7. Jake Barnes

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    Can someboy please place dead hookers and empty mini bottles in Sark's bedroom.
     
  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah Sark has to be home if the offense has a few more games of this. Fucking Shanahan.
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Done. I mean they we're already there..
     
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  10. Baseballman86

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    Based on how they’ve called that rule historically, how in the hell was that complete?
     
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  11. BudKilmer

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    Joe Philbin :laugh:
     
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  12. spydog

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    The first one wasn’t a catch. That one was
     
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  13. Baseballman86

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    Hahaha wtf is going on. Both challenges gone
     
  14. BudKilmer

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    Cover 3 in the red zone what in the actual fuck
     
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  15. seanofthedead86

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    Alford is terrible
     
  16. Gaknight

    Gaknight Trae Young’s #1 fan
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    We have known this for 3 years
     
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  17. Jake Scott

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    Gave him a nice new contract after we knew he wasn’t very good
     
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  18. spydog

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    Ridley doesn’t like the cold
     
  19. Connor Norman

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    Good job, Deion.
     
  20. Emmy Rossum

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    Honestly, we're playing for nothing more than a high draft pick. I, for one, am glad he didn't house that.
     
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  21. Connor Norman

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    That was my point. Didn’t want the pick 6.
     
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  22. Baseballman86

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    That was a totally legal hit, if they don’t call offsetting on that O lineman that’s 100% bullshit
     
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  23. Emmy Rossum

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    Didn't think the defense could implode more
     
  24. bcuga

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    That GB lineman is an idiot
     
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  25. Baseballman86

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    If you’re a QB and you try to pick up a few extra yards, expect to get hit like anybody else
     
  26. jkun

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    Beasley is so bad
     
  27. Connor Norman

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    Whoever decided not to trade him should be fired.
     
  28. Baseballman86

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    Perfect sort of game to get Sark fired, so that’s a positive
     
  29. Emmy Rossum

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    Unfortunately, he'll get another year, due to the offensive line
     
  30. Emmy Rossum

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    154 yards total offense so far today
     
  31. Emmy Rossum

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    10 penalties 81 yards
     
  32. Baseballman86

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    I agree, but it’s just maddening. Dude hasn’t even shown any sort of promise, nor did he do anything to deserve the job in the first place.
     
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  33. Gaknight

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    Fire all the coaches and cut everyone except Julio and Deion Jones
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    Fire the entire OL into the sun
     
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  35. Chipper>Jeter

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    Love how the whole team has bought into tanking
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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    If we get to 5 wins, I’ll be angry
     
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  37. Baseballman86

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    Really sucks that our next 3 are against AZ, CAR and TB. Only CAR has any incentive to actually win.

    Let’s please, PLEASE not go hard in these games. We’re in a great spot for the draft. I know that NFL teams don’t technically tank, but screw that, let’s tank. Every win directly hurts out future at this point. Don’t be stupid DQ. Go talk to Blank and tell him the plan, get 1 more year with a healthy squad, a top 3 pick and a new OC (yea right)
     
  38. Baseballman86

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    So just looking at a couple mock drafts, and one of them that popped up first is such a typical ATL pick I’m worried it might come true.

    Clelin Ferrell at 9. Write up says “needs to get a little stronger and stouter against the run to see regular snaps, but can have an impact as an explosive situational sack artist”.

    This is why it’s so important we don’t screw up and win a few of these last 3. We do not need a 1-2 down, situational player. We need a 3 down game-changer. I’d rather legitimately throw some games than watch us reach with another pick in that 8-10 range.
     
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  39. PCH

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    Defense is bad. Offense is bad. There's a lot we need that can't be found in just one draft.

    1st order of business is canning Sarkisian.
     
  40. Baseballman86

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    Offense can be fixed to at least top 10 status with just a non-potato OC. OL help is needed for sure, but we can be top 10 even without that.

    Defense will get better just with injury returns, but we desperately need at least one impact guy in this draft.

    Hard to remember, but as shitty as the falcons have been this year, they were essentially 4 plays away from starting 7-1.

    If the falcons fire Sark and get somebody competent, if we get a little luck on the injury front and hit on some impact guys in the draft, we can absolutely make a 2016 type run next year.

    We can also follow up with another season like this and start selling off pieces for a full rebuild. Neither would surprise me.
     
  41. gordon bombay

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    Was at the game yesterday sitting right behind our bench, it was painfully obvious we did not care about winning the game / were prepared for the game. We need to lose so that's great, I just wonder if this team can be saved with our current coaches next year
     
  42. ugafish

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    really sucks we get arizona this week
     
  43. Gaknight

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    We will find a way to lose I’m sure!
     
  44. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Bet Quinn gives him another year. If he didn't fire him after last year he won't after this year.
     
  45. Emmy Rossum

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    Heading to the stadium to watch the shitshow in person
     
  46. Connor Norman

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    At least the beer is relatively cheap
     
  47. Emmy Rossum

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    I'm in my company's suite so it's all you can eat and drink for free for me. I checked ticket prices out of curiosity. You can get in for $30.
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    Gonna be so pissed when we win
     
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  49. seanofthedead86

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    Anyone else getting the Dallas-Indy game on instead?
     
  50. Doc Louis

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    9 plays. -1 yards. 2018 Atlanta falcons in a nutshell.