CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Henry Blake

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    Who knows what the motivation was for not using the existing test. Whatever it was, Trump didn't want his numbers to go up. So, the first test failing bought him time to keep his numbers low and to look good (in his mind).

    Requiring a patient to have been to China or have been near a + corona patient made sure that very few people got tested. That was on purpose. The lack of reagents/etc were also good luck for him. He didn't want to test.
     
  2. Lorne Malvo

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    Of all the shit he's done/said throughout the last couple of months, this somehow seems like the dumbest. Good God.
     
  3. Prospector

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    Make him say it it writing so we can sue his ass and finally get TMB Island
     
  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    He’s a smart guy, but he seems to think he’s a blend of Milton Friedman, Louis Pasteur, Nicolaus Copernicus and Isaac Newton with a dash of F. Lee Bailey. Part of being smart is knowing when you’re out of your depth and chilling a bit. When you don’t do that, your posts tend to come off more like the #itstheflu dipshits on Facebook. Just my two cents based on my excessive psychology studies, since my other two areas of expertise (random sports knowledge and the Movie Game) don’t apply to this thread.
     
  5. Blu Tang Clan

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    And yes, I went full Dennis Miller there, save the right-wingedness.
     
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  6. The Banks

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    Did I miss this?
     
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  7. ugafish

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    We are basing ours on SOFA score to take away the burden of decision from the Dr. This is the rationing the GOP wants, but will argue against.
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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  9. Prospector

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    Henry Ford was a Nazi, he is smiling in hell
     
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  11. ugafish

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    They say our peak in Charleston is 25-30 days from now.
     
  12. buy_dont_lease

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    I cannot comprehend Trump’s incompetence. It’s like his incompetence is growing at an exponential rate to match the spread of the virus. His mismanagement of this is all-time stuff. A failure of epic proportions. Can’t wait to see it explained away.
     
  13. Daniel Ocean

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    You asked and answered the question why he didn’t use the WHO tests. He didn’t want the numbers to go up so it would look better for him. It’s why we aren’t testing everyone.
     
  14. texasraider

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    Quick update.

    She’s felling slightly better but O2 is still ~90.

    The testing people came today to draw blood but said she didn’t qualify for a COVID test. Unfortunately I can’t be there so I wasn’t able to ask why.
     
  15. Why?Pokes

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    :notobamanotbad: Not a bad breakdown I’ll take it. Could probably add “and he’s an insufferable contrarian” in there and you wouldn’t be wrong.
     
  16. Bruce Bowen

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  17. 941Gator

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    Pre-existing stuff?
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. RavenNole

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    I’m most mad at birx right now. At least trump has always been a scumbag. Birx went from respected to a trump quack in about a week.
     
  20. Henry Blake

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  21. VaxRule

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    Tomorrow’s press conference -

    CNN Reporter: “When you say how great your response has been, how great exactly has it been?”
     
  22. Jack Bauer

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    We did start relatively early in the process compared to other states, but I don't know how seriously people are taking it. I feel like the relatively low number of cases is giving a decent percentage of the population a false sense of security.
     
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  23. ugafish

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    Holy shit, the new NIN song "out in the open" dropping these February trash quotes from Trump in the middle of the song. The album is instrumental.
     
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  24. The Banks

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    I grew out my beard for the month of March out of sheer laziness. I now have a handlebar.
     
  25. southside

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    Have any links? Curious to see how updated they are
     
  26. joe-

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    I’m watching life below zero right now and reading about the beaufort sea and am stoned beyond belief so I was wondering which one of these characters do you relate to the most
     
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  27. Henry Blake

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  28. momux

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    Do you just constantly make things up or do you have a mental condition?
     
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  29. The Banks

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    I was once asked to be on one of these shows
     
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  30. ugafish

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    Stoned? I quit smoking weed once I learned it made the corono experience far worse. Dont want to pull that corono into the lower lungs. Its been since 3/10, which was a risky night for me. I haven't gone this long since I got life insurance in 2011. Someone please ship me some edibles.
     
  31. joe-

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    LBZ is legit one of my favorite television programs and reading wikipedia entires about vast empty sprawling land gets me off
     
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  32. bertwing

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    Fuck me
     
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  33. joe-

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    I have THC infused coconut oil that I mix into a decaf latte with some torani sugar free hazelnut syrup and it fucks your entire world up
     
  34. ugafish

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    I have gone with a goatee in hopes I can wear a n95 that my hospital won't give me. Maybe I should go back to the beard until trump makes 3m give me more masks with his presidential order.
     
  35. joe-

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  36. ugafish

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    That sounds delectable. Tell me where to order. Hopefully it becomes a cure for the corona, and I get some before the nation blocks shipment as India may have done to my malaria meds.
     
  37. joe-

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    a family friend actually makes it so I get some whenever I go back to Omaha
     
  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Berkeley making their dispensaries go delivery only

    this coming weekend/week's supply of non-flower materials

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  39. joe-

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    I’ll pay you dollars (and cents) to ship that to me and I’ll even let you keep the venderbilt magazine for free
     
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  40. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Those plus gummies are a staple every visit. Really enjoy cucumber lime as well
     
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  41. ugafish

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    I have hated GA/SC politics long before corona, and this is why. I should be able to get that. As for the Vandy thing, one of my good friends went to Vandy around that time. Wonder if you know him.
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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    Should have bought stock in booze and bad facial hair at the beginning of this.
     
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  43. Henry Blake

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  44. bro

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    Lol great magazine placement
     
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  45. bertwing

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    Don’t subtweet my guy Irush
     
  46. user15000

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    No it's internal company projections. A few days ago, the specific hospital projected to need roughly 3.5x ICUs above current capacity and nearly 4x ventilators above capacity. Peak for the entire system is expected to be late April with similar numbers for needs for ICUs and ventilators above current capacity.

    Or I have a family member who works in senior leadership for a public health care company. So maybe fuck off?
     
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  47. Lyrtch

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    right winger propaganda made the imperial college guy make his own tweet thread
     
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  49. rulethirty

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    This motherfucker can’t lose Michigan fast enough.