CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread — Committing Oral Sex

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  1. rulethirty

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    This motherfucker can’t lose Michigan fast enough.
     
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  2. ugafish

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    Thank god he finally called them out
     
  3. xec

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    I posted this in the other thread but thought it might be relevant here too. Additionally, the hospital is looking at caring for twice it’s capacity when our peak gets close.

     
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  4. Truman

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  5. Mister Me Too

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  6. AlternativeFactsRule

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    If more people thought it was appropriate to beat the shit out of white dudes in sweater vests, the 2000s would have been more enjoyable for me.
     
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  7. xec

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    I would like to see tweets 3 and 4.
     
  8. xec

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    Won’t be many voters left there by November.
     
  9. CornrowVell

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    Drunk listening to PMT and playing madden
     
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  10. momux

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    Wow. I take it all back.
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    God do I fucking hate Ari Fleischer
     
  12. user15000

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    But Trump says we don’t need any more ventilators. Fuck
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    this is grotesque

     
  14. The Banks

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    Everyone expects Trump to lie, the fact that Birx is lying about this is frankly disgusting.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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  16. Joe_Pesci

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  17. Lyrtch

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  18. Babou

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    haven't read the comments or content but seems relevant

     
  19. Schadenfred

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    I like how when you scroll down, you see a bunch of people asking him to name the hospital. As if that matters. As if countless other hospitals won't be in the same predicament very soon.

    Sure, Slavitt is probably referring to Detroit's HFHS, but... again... it doesn't fucking matter.
     
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  21. Hogview

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    Just heard multiple cop cars, ambulance and a fire truck go up my street. One way in and out neighborhood. Looked at the FB page and everyone is freaking out. House ended up with 8 cop cars and they walked a guy out and put him on a stretcher. I went out side to finish my drink to see if they would come down. Ambulance with three cop cars escorting it and then another abulance started coming up. think it could be a possible case, I've never seen a police escort for an ambulance. Well three cop cars doing it.
     
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  22. jokewood

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    The 90s, too.

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    So now we don’t like NSync? This fucking board.
     
  24. AptosDuck

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    Sounds like one of your high level local officials was fucking a hooker in a safe house and things went horribly wrong
     
  25. The Banks

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    We gonna run away with thing like the 96 Olympic medal count
     
  26. The Banks

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    Never waste a good crisis! (if anyone wants a t-shirt lemme know)

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    #29877 The Banks, Mar 27, 2020
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  27. Corky Bucek

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    Do you live in the same neighborhood as Hoss Bonaventure ?
     
  28. ANTWONE

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    sounds more like someone broke the law
     
  29. The Banks

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    I appreciates the drunkenness of this post

    Ambulance
     
  30. Hogview

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    Almost a handle of vodka, fuck it. Guess that's why my degree is in finance and economics and not English. Again, fuck it
     
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  31. The B1G Kucktis

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    Here’s your next disaster state
     
  32. i am a bammer

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    Wouldn't be upset if there was an invasion of his respiratory system. Tremendous piece of shit man
     
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  33. Corky Bucek

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    Serious question, if anybody works in the medical supplies industry that has experience with purchasing directly from China let me know. No dick pics bertwing
     
  34. Hoss Bonaventure

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    No he does not
     
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  35. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    #29886 jokewood, Mar 27, 2020
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  36. BP

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    From an article posted earlier. This is the shit thats going on. Running it like a business.

    The jockeying for Trump’s favor was part of the cause of Azar’s destructive feud with Verma, as the two tried to box each other out of events touting Trump initiatives. Now, officials including Azar, Verma and other senior leaders are forced to spend time shoring up their positions with the president and his deputies at a moment when they should be focused on a shared goal: stopping a potential pandemic.

    “The boss has made it clear, he likes to see his people fight, and he wants the news to be good,” said one adviser to a senior health official involved in the coronavirus response. “This is the world he’s made.”
     
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  37. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    And again...

     
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  38. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    And take a guess who Eddie Lampert's college roommate and former employee was.

    Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin

    It's almost as if pitting the states against each other is a detailed plan.
     
  39. BP

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    :shocker:
     
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  40. Garrity19

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    I’m a bit in this category and I do have availability of FFP2 mask but the ability to air ship will be cut off soon.
     
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  41. CornrowVell

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    Think DeSantis is actually just crusty trump cum at this point
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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  43. Dex

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    Hello HCA
     
  44. BellottiBold

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    What in the fuck???
     
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  45. Emma

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    Already posted?

     
  46. Joe_Pesci

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    i believe TheChatch is a medical sales person
     
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  47. Corky Bucek

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    He was the first person I contacted
     
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  48. The Banks

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    Hey girl hey, PM me, I deal with China all the time
     
  49. Corky Bucek

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