CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. blotter

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    the more systems are strained the worse these disparities will be

    we'll have consistent one-direction trends across the country that will largely be ignored
     
  2. Born Again Lefty

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    There’s a bunch of them. Article here is a big one, and then there are more down at the bottom:

    https://thehackernews.com/2020/04/zoom-windows-password.html?m=1
     
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  3. Name P. Redacted

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    wut
     
  4. Killy Me Please

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  5. bertwing

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    lol that’s fucking comical isn’t it you stupid motherfucker
     
  6. Irush

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    Innocent people will die because we will have to ration ventilators for people who had to go read about a fictional character instead of staying home to avoid making this shirt worse
     
  7. Lyrtch

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    the november preview is fully rendered
     
  8. Henry Blake

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  9. tylerdolphin

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    I'll probably break down and eat some at some point in this lockdown but I generally sell it all. I can usually get $15/lb or better for it and at that point it's just not worth it to me to use it myself even though I like it.
     
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  10. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Yes it is you dumb bitch
     
  11. Fudd

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    Man, people who call it the 'novel coronavirus' or 'SARS COV-2' are just the worst.

    It's like, we get it...you have a disease in infectious diseases.
     
  12. Jigga

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    Got a break from Twitter because of her
     
  13. Coach Prison Mike

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  14. dblplay1212

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    The "Only 100k died, we never should have shut shit down!" takes coupled with "Trump saved us!" takes are going to make me call someone a fucking idiot to their face.
     
  15. Arrec Bardwin

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    People that have a job they can do from home can afford internet.

    It should be a public utility though instead of the route it’s going as a tool for telecom companies to squeeze every penny they can out of us.
     
  16. Fuck this

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    its Terrifying that we don’t even know how bad Florida is because Orlando isn’t testing for shit and you have places in Miami that aren’t reporting
     
  17. Lyrtch

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  19. bro

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  20. tylerdolphin

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    Obviously not good when 1,000+ people a day are dying of this, but I feel like it has to be a positive development that it's stayed between 900-1,300 for this long, right? Hasn't doubled.
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    weekend into monday reporting can be fluky

    if we're still throwing up 900-1300 through friday social distancing is working broadly
     
  22. IanBoyd

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    tell them to call it 新型冠状病毒肺炎 or stop being pretentious little shits.
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. bro

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    If only these people ever paid an actual price
     
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  26. DuffandMuff

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    So coronavirus has seen your average American lose their job and retirement savings. Meanwhile, politicians have used it to manipulate the stock market to their benefit. Got it.
     
  27. BlazingRebel

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    And think flu shots are a joke.
     
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  28. bertwing

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    GA politicians are taking a big leap in the shithead rankings lately
     
  29. Joe Withabee

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  30. Killy Me Please

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    What a dramatic twist! NYT writing like M Night Shyamalan over here.
     
  31. Josey Wales

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    Nothing clever or witty needs to be said. Trump is a fucking monster.
     
  32. RavenNole

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    this is an incredibly misleading tweet. Trump owns some mutual funds as a very small part of his net worth. Those mutual funds have small holdings in the company. I’d bet as a % of net worth half of this message board holds that % of these companies in their 401k. The NYT story is fair. This tweet mischaracterizes the story.
     
  33. Josey Wales

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    Was disappointed after reading he article too. Tbh I’d be shocked if there isn’t more money in this, including some pharma promise to donate millions to a dark money group. Trump has lost all benefit of the doubt.
     
  34. bertwing

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  35. CaneKnight

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    Religious people continue to be some of the most selfish, disgusting, pieces of shit in this country. God damn they suck.
     
  36. CaneKnight

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    I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I'm probably not going to like a bar, concert, sporting event etc until they have a vaccine for this shit man. So I'm fucked until next year because people 100% don't care about anything this stupid ass country. That report about the 5 people WHO TESTED FUCKING POSITIVE for this shit were just going out and about not giving fuck in Seminole County is infuriating.
     
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  37. two

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    Love when this comes on in the Saints bar - best fans to party with
     
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  39. two

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    Those reporters have some incredible patience. I’d be firing back some not very nice replies and losing my press pass with the quickness.
     
  40. Jack Bauer

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    Are all the UFC ring girls going to make cryptic IG posts about it at the same time?
     
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  41. npndne

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    Watching Live UFC fights from Epstein Island is exactly what I would expect to see during a Trump guided pandemic.
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

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    shitty and gullible. Horrible combination.
     
  43. The Banks

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    Yeah the problem I have with most of these models is that they use the same lockdown scenarios across the board that many states are using but neglect to include the many states that are yoloing this thing. It is was too optimistic and not whatsoever realistic.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Whoa it hasn't spread to Harry Potter book clubs has it?
     
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  45. Pasta88

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    Am I the only one who gets weirded out by randoms on the internet commenting “stay home” or “stay the fuck home”?

    It’s not that I have a problem with staying home or that I don’t see the merits in it the past few weeks, but having citizens trying to aggressively police a big part of each other’s lives is weird to me. I cringe every time I read it.

    I get flashbacks to those bossy kids in elementary school that try to enforce the teacher’s rules for them. The majority of people are listening to the authorities so leave people alone.
     
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  47. Colin Robinson

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    Yes.