CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : constant existential dread and anxiety

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    How was the Mother's Day spike?
     
  2. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    Memorial Day spike took ~2.5 weeks to show up. Father's Day + the 4th will be bad.
     
  3. dtx

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    mother’s day + memorial day and look at where we are now

    it takes several weeks for them to hit
     
  4. MtOread

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    It'll be a shitshow by mid-August, just in time for Labor Day!
     
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  5. dtx

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    and then cold weather and flu season

    we’re fucked
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    this seems less than good
     
  7. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    Do you do anything besides post on this fucking message board all day?
     
  8. dtx

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    do you ever do anything but project your own insecurities on other people all day?

    by all means, fuck up another thread with your dumb shit again

    Tobias come watch the melty
     
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  9. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    My local supermarket has banned reusable bags in the store since March. I have a shitload of Trader Joes bags in my car. They check my stuff, put it back in the cart, and I wheel it out to my car and put it all in bags there. Not a big deal, if a little less efficient.
     
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  10. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    Hopefully the mint chocolate chip ice cream supply isn't disrupted
     
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  11. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    I’m not fucking up anything. I asked a simple question. Looks like you don’t do anything besides post here 24/7. At least you have your “Internet friends”, since you probably don’t communicate with anyone in person.
     
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  12. dtx

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    you’re right man!
     
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  13. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Dantonio
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    I mean you post here 70 + times a day (that has to be a record). Step outside, get some fresh air once in a while.
     
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  14. ANTWONE

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  15. dtx

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    they’re literally tweets that take like 2 seconds to post

    nice gotcha
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
  17. duc15

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    do you know there is an amazing device that allows you to be out and about, doing other things while simultaneously reading and posting things here. Plus you know they whole pandemic thing that makes being out and about difficult.
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Please. Dtx hasn’t left his apartment in four months. Guy thinks he will get Covid walking to his fucking mailbox
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    yeah fuck him for being responsible.
     
  20. pperc

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    Just people finally seeking that hospital care that are with Covid. Not from Covid.
     
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  21. duc15

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    Yes the people taking this seriously are the problem
     
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  22. dtx

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    you realize i live downtown in one of the worst cities in the us right now, right?

    do you even understand how fucking dumb you sound? lmao
     
  23. Redav

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    One of my favorite things about this thread is random posters coming in and having meltdowns every few days. It's weird but fun
     
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  24. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Whose moronic idea was it to order dry beers?
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    Hahaha you’re being careful during a global pandemic, you stupid bastard!
     
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  25. AptosDuck

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    Somebody just needs to find a nice deserted gym to work off some of that excess energy
     
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  26. TC

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    More posts than wtx :smuggyurban:
     
  27. billdozer

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  28. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly everything is good here/please come home

    Young people and Hispanics are the problem; they’re not inherently moral people like your good ol white power yellin geriatric Republicans.
     
  29. ATXCane03

    ATXCane03 Perpetually Negative Sports Fan
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    Nope. I've asked the same
     
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  30. BellottiBold

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    Some of this looks considerably better than other parts of it...
     
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  31. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    It appears this dumbass left the board on 6/19 and hasn’t returned hmmm wonder why?

    maybe he’s dead
     
  32. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    dtx go to the bar you stupid pussy lol
     
  33. dtx

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    i’m inviting 50 people to my apartment this weekend
     
  34. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!

    https://fox6now.com/2020/06/30/cdc-official-says-united-states-has-way-too-much-virus-to-contain/
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    the use of "you post a lot" to chide someone is very funny and transparent

    especially when used towards posters who don't even crack the top ten of posts
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  37. dtx

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  38. Cornelius Suttree

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    Sounds fun and totally safe but try not to make too much noise for your neighbors
     
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  39. dtx

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  40. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    we had a vacation booked for spring break just before SIP started. even bought insurance to cover possible cancelation. they kept 750 of our deposit.
     
  41. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    I personally know the people who took care of this patient and it’s not that simple. The court already sided with the physicians. He also had status epilepticus, permanent brain damage... literally no quality of life.
     
  42. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s fucked up but things like that probably happen in hospitals every throughout the world.
     
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  43. lunchbox

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    Also I don’t even think his wife was his MPOA which is another issue too.
     
  44. devine

    devine hi, I am user devine
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  45. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  46. buckwild

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  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    blue line is the most double sided dildo looking line i have ever seen on a graph
     
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